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Emma Mackenzie

@chaoticemmamack.bsky.social

The Mother of Violence, The Messiah of Pain, The Unfeeling, The Death Of Hope. You May Know Me As Emily Jane, Emma MacNamara or Emma McIntyre. Been around this block too many times to feed your bs. (EFEDDING - NOT ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ)

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I mean honestly, licking it wouldn’t actually surprise me at this point.

01.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could write this off as a bad week all in.

Then I remembered that both my children hold gold at the same time. So not a total loss.

01.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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// Like I said, really good for their age.

16.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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// Delivery drivers whining that they get weird shit on their runs and I’m here with accent-based puns on Thai food and REALLY old military police vans that look fucking awesome for their age

16.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Literally the most AWA thing I’ve ever seen and it wasn’t even Liam’s idea.

15.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wasn’t talking about a match and you know it.

13.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re not wrong. And I love you too.

13.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

// To be fair, that line on its own is like 500 miles too far west. (Redo because I mistyped)

13.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You broke more than my nose, asshole.

13.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Promise?

13.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well at least you found something that doesn’t make you look…well. I won’t finish that thought. Not yet anyway.

13.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like you Phoenix, but don’t speak falsely.

13.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One with a match in hand. Whose opener is the biggest of its kind, I believe.

13.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

HAHAHAHAHA.

I love it when the dumb bitches get scared away.

13.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Not quite the perfect week.

Still buzzing for the perfect ending though.

31.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Told ya.

More importantly. Proud of you, kid. @youngkevinmack.bsky.social

29.01.2026 09:28 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Just not the kind they had planned.

28.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, they wanted to make a point. They made one.

28.01.2026 02:37 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Oh this is gonna be good.

28.01.2026 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Spotting my daughter carrying a wig when she came back to the hotel today was not on my bingo card for anything.

27.01.2026 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

//So apparently this time next month I might be an almost trained bus driver.

That was not in my 2026 bingo card, but I’ll take it 😂

22.01.2026 14:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

// I do not envy you

18.01.2026 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

//Ma’am it is 5.10pm on my only day off this week. Moving has been a struggle.

18.01.2026 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All that beating and it was still sheer dumb luck.

15.01.2026 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So was I, though mostly at my son.

15.01.2026 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can’t tell the boys are related at allllll 😂

15.01.2026 14:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

//Been there! …Still there actually.

14.01.2026 10:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That just sounds awful.

10.01.2026 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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// If a song encapsulated my mood right now.

BURN IT DOWN BURN IT DOWN 🎶

27.12.2025 11:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0