@notowenmeany.bsky.social
If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back. 80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k
RIP foot.
03.03.2026 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, so badly! Save me some daylight (for the end of the day)! Hell, I've even considered moving to Detroit (the largest city in the US with the latest sunset).
03.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Would Dean Winchester wear that? No. NO!
02.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love the fact that you think this would "up" your fashion game.
02.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
me thinking I'm a hardcore Twin Peaks fan then watching The Return for the first time Tim Robinson: “I don't know what any of this shit is, •and I'm fucking scared.”
I love The Return but i totally get this 😂
02.03.2026 22:11 — 👍 50 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 0#EvergreenExchange
02.03.2026 22:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A+. No notes. Exceeded Expectations (EE).
02.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In America, the phrase "work-life balance" refers to how fast you can eat a burger while crying in your car
02.03.2026 18:55 — 👍 229 🔁 60 💬 5 📌 2Correct
02.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OPERATION BAJA BLAST
02.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 29 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0I see a lot of bitching and moaning about how it's all politics on here but not enough doing something to change that. What movie did you see this week dog? What's your new favorite band? Get to work. Make the room nicer to be in.
02.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 127 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 46Higgins
02.03.2026 18:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Today : Save to Reading List
3 Months from now: WTF is this? Delete
They're already molted here!
02.03.2026 13:25 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Friend, that’s a good question but a better question would be…
02.03.2026 13:17 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0The expected, invited, and desired blowback.
02.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🚨 Help in Animal Crossing? 🚨
I’ve been playing ACNH with my daughter for a few months. She is going through a huge dinosaur phase as little kids do, but she has given up hope that we will ever find a T Rex tail to finish our T Rex fossil 😭 Does anybody happen to have an extra?
You did it! 🐣
02.03.2026 03:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who told you this?
02.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have, and I'm afraid my wife'll see it.
02.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion
01.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 2643 🔁 419 💬 22 📌 39The ides of March are coming if you need ideas about what to get your local emperor.
28.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 217 🔁 77 💬 4 📌 0
pinhead: we have such sights to show you
me: ooh is it the grand canyon? I hope it’s not niagara falls because I’ve already seen that one
Teddie, peanut butter as smooth as you are.
01.03.2026 18:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dad: Where do you think you’re going?
Me: *caught applying for an art history degree* uhhh nowhere?
proposal: everything stop sucking for one day
28.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 323 🔁 94 💬 14 📌 1
I'm proud of you Greg.
*scans your tl*
I'm very proud of you.
they should invent parents that are proud of me
01.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 276 🔁 61 💬 25 📌 5Way ahead of you!
01.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nope. I do not.
01.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0