@o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social
Disabled but not disposable. Embracer of the absurd. MST3K, Sandman, Good Omens, archery, gymnastics, cats. Trying to be a Colts fan. She/Her.
Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real
27.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 972 🔁 175 💬 34 📌 13Nine concentric seminars of enlightenment and illumination. Sign up now and use code VIRGIL for a free tote bag.
27.10.2025 20:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dante becomes an inspirational speaker with his new poem InferYES YOU CAN
17.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 77 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 1Me staring down the dark dank well that is Monday morning
27.10.2025 09:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OK this is pretty good.
The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery turned a photo of the heist into advertising: “When things need to be done quickly.” 👌🏻
Charles Entertainment Cheese
At this moment in time, of course, the ball pit is really the rat’s main priority.
23.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Probably the White House "ballroom" is going to include a Wendy's, a golf simulator, and a display case for the stolen Louvre jewels
22.10.2025 09:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today I learned there are very few differences between ravens and crows.
But one key difference is they have a different amount of tail feathers,
so really, the difference is
a matter of a pinion.
I may or may not have consumed 55% of the Halloween candy
20.10.2025 21:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i awoke transformed into a large cockroach, my pajamas ruined
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but is it in a bun or just a naked snackdog
14.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0evening coffee just hit different
13.10.2025 23:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FOMOOPW - Fear of Missing Out on Poetry Window
13.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need an HGTV program about librarians using settlement money to buy brand new houses.
10.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0BREAKING: A librarian fired by in Campbell County, Wyoming, for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from shelves just got the last laugh – a $700,000 settlement for violating her first amendment rights. 👏 May this be a warning across the nation.
10.10.2025 03:17 — 👍 523 🔁 139 💬 8 📌 1Will the owner of the foul-mouthed parrot please come to the front desk. Our receptionist won’t stop crying.
09.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 228 🔁 29 💬 8 📌 2
I swear to god it's true.
09.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1I can now shop Spirit Halloween via Instacart. It might be time for us, as a species, to just stop.
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Harold and Kumar Get Colonoscopies
27.09.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But... But... Who will convince me to buy a Lincoln?
27.09.2025 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Joe Estevez. Robert Z'Dar. The director of Rollergator. 64 minutes. Brace yourselves: it's Guns of El Chupacabra, the worst thing we've ever done. www.rifftrax.com/guns-of-el-c...
26.09.2025 17:47 — 👍 411 🔁 99 💬 81 📌 85"the sheets had never been slept in," in a Titanic type way
25.09.2025 06:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crab rangoons with fortunes inside
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I'm wheezing.
23.09.2025 09:46 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Say the password “brainworm” to purchase Tylenol at our gift shop.
23.09.2025 02:57 — 👍 772 🔁 126 💬 11 📌 3Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
