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owtmelk

@owtmelk.bsky.social

yah, it’s me. free Palestine they/them

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exactly. Hollywood needs a mind like yours that brings in fresh ideas and not the same recycled crap.

07.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

asking this hairdresser what they do with all the hair do they burn it? burn all the hair? what an monstrous stench it must make

07.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 36    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

most people don’t breath in as many mold spores as i do. that’s because they’re hobbyists and it was never more than a trend for them. #realmoldbreather

07.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bong staring at me like the green goblin mask

07.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

washing every utensil i own on a weekly basis

07.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don’t dream can’t comprehend.”

07.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

like yeah those other oils are pretty much required. but check this out: vintage guitar fingerboard oil

07.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nobody every talks about nonessential oils

07.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
PTT
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It's worse than we thought, Snake.
New intel confirms that FOX-HOUND has developed several new types of guy.

PTT 840.85 MEMORY It's worse than we thought, Snake. New intel confirms that FOX-HOUND has developed several new types of guy.

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There's psychic gas mask guy. Minigun shaman guy. Weird chameleon guy.
Cat guy - who's also a revolver guy, by the way. That's like two types of guy almost.

PTT 840.85 MEMORY There's psychic gas mask guy. Minigun shaman guy. Weird chameleon guy. Cat guy - who's also a revolver guy, by the way. That's like two types of guy almost.

21.04.2024 05:56 — 👍 427    🔁 107    💬 13    📌 2

those are not evil horses!! good morning

06.03.2026 14:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

guys if you have beginners mind you can always enjoy of beginners luck little loop hole

06.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

transmission computer acting crazy !

05.03.2026 15:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this was a lie it’s making my life worse

05.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

anybody got an automatic transmission control module for a 2008 subaru impreza that they just can’t wait to give to me

05.03.2026 14:56 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sorry boss i can’t come in to work today i twisted my ankle while i was dismounting my horse. yes im using stirrups. yeah the horse is fine, thanks for your concern.

05.03.2026 14:40 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i had a dream where “want head? try schweb.” was a vital phrase. schweb was some kind of hair product in a tin. everyone was stealing this man’s items for sexual favors. weird dream

04.03.2026 14:28 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

specialty yogurt shop where you bring your own cultures

04.03.2026 14:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

making my frankenstein with big veins so i can inject various tinctures more easily

03.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fuck!

03.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what a year

03.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me too

01.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh hey I slept in a little, now for my morning tradition: a big sip of coffee before I check the news

28.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 480    🔁 24    💬 29    📌 0

apocalypse dream again

27.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will never watch one of those movies where the poster is like three people in a white void, and the title is in big chunky red font, and the title is some shit like "PENIS' BLUES!" It is always made in between 1995 and 2013 for some reason. And it's never good ever at all.

03.01.2025 00:42 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

someone please help my dog is farting so much and poisoning the air in my apartment

27.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

novelty coffee mug that can be broken over a persons head without causing injury

24.02.2026 14:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😛

23.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

would you trust me to go inside your mouth? to help you?

23.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

every time a coworker quits at my job they have said “i can’t believe i’m leaving before you are” which i’m taking as a sign to buckle down and go for the promotion this year

23.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sleeping in 4 hour shifts like a normal person

23.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0