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Gabrielle Moss

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author of PAPERBACK CRUSH; talking head who kept saying "masturbation" in JUDY BLUME FOREVER; writer of whatever this is: https://bloggerindecline.substack.com/

553 Followers  |  182 Following  |  108 Posts  |  Joined: 20.05.2023  |  1.7362

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Six Feet Under premiered 24 years ago today; i am celebrating by offering a blanket apology to anyone who knew me back when i thought Brenda was an incredibly cool character

03.06.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is just how the economy’s gonna work from now on.

03.04.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1020    πŸ” 203    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 15

i love songs about how dancing is fun. it's like "damn, someone finally had the guts to say it"

01.04.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

desperately jealous re: every single book in that top row

01.04.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
headline: audiences want original movies but did they show up for robert patinson and bong joon ho with mickey 17?

headline: audiences want original movies but did they show up for robert patinson and bong joon ho with mickey 17?

this headline is something id yell out on the street while blackout drunk

26.03.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

there should be a rule against showing good movies that deserve your full attention & engagement on planes. your only options on a plane should be MADAME WEB & ADAM SANDLER'S EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS.

14.03.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am glad you treated this joke with the urgency, focus & research element that it deserved!!

10.03.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there's only one way for the democrats to get back in touch with the common man...they have to eat Okja, live on joe rogan

09.03.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I fully & deeply support the acquisition of these glasses

01.03.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I'm mostly just not sure where to buy the shirts!

01.03.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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gotta pop those tinted aviators on indoors so everyone knows you mean business (are an asshole)

01.03.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the older i get, the more i just want to dress like Paul Newman in THE COLOR OF MONEY

01.03.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i already have three wigs with their own travel bags!

25.02.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
richard scarry lowly worm in his apple car. a cute worm in a green hat and bowtie happily drives a car made out of a hollowed out apple with four wheels and leaf on top.

richard scarry lowly worm in his apple car. a cute worm in a green hat and bowtie happily drives a car made out of a hollowed out apple with four wheels and leaf on top.

Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks

24.02.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1195    πŸ” 288    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 23
MAC SABBATH

literally the only time my knowledge of this is potentially relevant: www.officialmacsabbath.com

25.02.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
oscar isaacs in a gray suit with a teeny tiny little gomez addams pencil mustache

oscar isaacs in a gray suit with a teeny tiny little gomez addams pencil mustache

when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

25.02.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think no one knows this more than Courtney & this is why she is finished with the listening public and all of our bullshit!!

25.02.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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and they say AI can't give us any useful information

17.02.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i did wake up at 3 a.m. with it in my head last night, so Listener Beware!

14.02.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i guess the nilsson bit explains why this song has been stuck in my head on & off for 35 years

14.02.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Camp Candy Opening 1989
YouTube video by OPENINGI SZWAGRA Camp Candy Opening 1989

harry nilsson inexplicably wrote and sang on the theme song to john candy's late '80s saturday morning TV show & i must report that it is a banger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAX...

14.02.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

teen sex comedy about a computer nerd who is trying to lose his virginity before graduation but also needs to shut down the federal government

11.02.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 477    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 10

"if i came up with the idea for a movie about a hand that's also a gun, i would call the movie GUN HAND & that's what the movie would be about" β€”my husband's review of David Cronenberg's VIDEODROME

24.01.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
David Lynch - Crazy Clown Time (Official Video)
YouTube video by DAVIDLYNCHSUNDAYBEST David Lynch - Crazy Clown Time (Official Video)

it's crazy clown time in heaven now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=caWX...

17.01.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i want to believe that you are exchanging them for printer paper

16.01.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

well, what's more obscure than a houndstooth-print night, really?

15.01.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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tired: being a billionaire & using your money to turn the earth into a desiccated hellscape

wired: being a billionaire & using your money to create an exact replica of the 1990 Universal Studios stage show "Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies," which you then open to the general public

14.01.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lest anyone think we are not in the midst of a brutal, annihilating '00s retro cycle...Colin Farrell has brought his 2001 haircut back

13.01.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a screengrab of a Law and Order episode description that includes the phrase " a deranged riddler copying a serial killer leads detectives on a wild goose chase"

a screengrab of a Law and Order episode description that includes the phrase " a deranged riddler copying a serial killer leads detectives on a wild goose chase"

the phrase "deranged riddler" suggests the existence of a "sane riddler"

07.01.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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eldest boy

06.01.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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