Crasucor

Feeling insanely melancholy and anxious, the only thing to fix this is a new tattoo 🙂‍↕️

Thank you! Ill have to do some research and ill probably end up trying it. My poor meat 😭

Lube doesn't even help :( if someone finds my foreskin lmk

I desperately want my foreskin back so I dont feel like im gonna tear my frenulum whenever I jerk off :(

and not enough people are saying that!!!!!!

Google my mouth is sticky

My shirtless hairy upper body, the hair in the middle of my chest is slightly wet and I have a hand on the back of my head to show off my hairy armpit. You can see my red beard and gold septum ring but the photo is cut off before it reaches my eyes.

Slightly sweaty and slightly musky 🥴

Every day seems like a good idea, Im an every week kinda guy but im starting to think thats not enough 😭

Be honest, how often are yall cleaning your earbuds? 🤨

Raise your hand if you sanded off two tables worth of 1970s varnish and didn't wear a respirator like a fucking moron.
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I am a simple man. I crack my sternum while stretching, I get dopamine.

Ah I see I've woken up on the overstimulated side of the bed today

If your car is loud on purpose?? Death.

Call me trashy but I fucking HATE chopped pillows. Biggest interior design pet peeve. Just fluff them like a normal human.

What the hell is the point of an ottoman that DOESNT double as storage 🤨

NOT a penis joke, I need 466 inches of metal piping

Anyone have 466 inches of metal pipe to spare

REALLLL I am so tired of having to take in the inseam of every pair of pants 🥲

A fucking spider landed on my epoxy table while it was drying

Any custom keyboard people know how to troubleshoot keys that multi activate/don't activate?
I've tried taking the keys apart, cleaning the inside mechanisms, and ensuring the pins are fine from my layman eyes, and i can't figure it out 😭

Please..... i must make silly purchases.....

2026 goal is to get my nips pierced 🙂‍↕️

Swallow my pride with chicken fries
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A side profile picture showing my tummy pressed against a white pillow. My grey shorts are pulled up and you can see my thigh tattoos

Pillow vs Belly

Its ok! I can just imagine it 🙂‍↕️🙌

A bear with bedhead is elite

I'm using epoxy for a wooden table for the first time and there's a small HAIR under the first coat that I just noticed......... girl she's there to stay

We need to start shaming straight men for saying "LETS GOOO" to literally anything. Go where? Shut up.

I'm attracted to older men because I crave Werther' Originals

Moving out soon WITH MY BOYFRIEND im so excited and I will be annoying about it