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If you bend over and relax, you'll stretch out to my size perfectly, promise~

FCF indeed.

Booooone!

Acting like she pays the rent around here.

Been on the mat since I was a toddler. Those moves definitely have their uses.

I's stronk.

: wags bone seductively:

I just started cpap treatment, and it is taking some time to acclimate. Even though I'm still getting everything dialed in with the proper mask and machine configuration, my sleep quality has improved significantly. I'm glad we're both on a path to more restful sleep.

This sticker is a mood.

Schlorp, schlorp, schlorp!

When a good boy wants to do bad things, who is going to help?

Huff!

I was hesitant to talk to my doctor about my depression and anxiety until last October. The only thing I regret after starting treatment was not doing it sooner.

Sniff sniff sniff. I want that bone.

😈🔥

CAAAAAAAAKE!

No towel. Just licks.

Those always smell like a box of crayons inside after a while.

Needs.

Yes, yes and yes!
:wags:

Tools in the garage need polishing

We just pretend to be well adjusted.

The end...
of the week is near!
Friday the 13th.

Say it. Don't spray it.
Unless...(insert wrong answer here in the comments)

Next time you're in Orlando!

Sniff the toe beans hooman!!!

Current mood.

I have a hump.

Put it in me 👉👈

1 ticket please.