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The fuck kind of answer is this

The grift gotta keep grifting, and nothing will change but maybe the next dumbass (Matkwayne) will learn not to embarrass the boss with secret contracts and payoffs.

Mile High Club informs Corey Lewandowski he must now philander commercial.

Herman’s Hermits I fear…”I’m Henery the eighth I am”

Spoke too soon…she’ll still be grifting as the “Envoy for The Shield of the Americas". Whatever the fack that means, he still admires her marksmanship. 🤬

Former editor here: "Imminent" means "likely to occur at any moment." There's no such thing as 47 years of imminent.

Cricket’s revenge.

Good riddance to evil garbage. Well done Congressperson Kamlager-Dove.

Yeah, but not the dominionists, the WCN (White “Christian” Nationalists) who see Trump as God’s anointed ushering in End Times Armageddon. These mfr’s (Hegseth, Johnson, Huckabee, etc.) are really dangerous and gleeful right now.

English Flag, yeah? Don't think it really matters for a guy who couldn't vote for him anyways.

Then again Nick Fuentes said to 'vote Democrat' and he's about as famous a admitted white supremacist as you can get nowadays.

It’s like the word psychopath was coined just for him. 🫤

This is a man way in over his head.

Congratulations, you just passed Political Science 101. 🙄

Bullshit

American soldiers are being killed because the president doesn’t want you to know that he raped little children for decades. And if I’m wrong, sue me, asshole.

Kristi Noem is a domestic terrorist. Who lives in a fuck plane.

Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

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I think it's time for people to openly acknowledge that Trump just wants to kill people.

Investigation finds ‘secretly’ added chemicals of unknown safety in US food supply | CNN Over 100 chemicals of unknown safety were secretly added to foods and supplements without notifying the public or the FDA, a new investigation found.

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The DOW is crashing. Someone let Pam Bondi know so we can talk about the Epstein Files.

America Christian Nationalists woke up this morning pondering, "Who Would Jesus Bomb?"

I wonder when the last time Trump experienced deep sadness for the loss of anyone's life. I doubt there is anyone, and I mean anyone, in his life whose death would emotionally move Trump.

Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.

Can I run a load of laundry so I'll have clean underwear for the Rapture? Or should I say fuck it and free-ball it?

This is one of the stupidest stunts our 🤡 in chief has done yet and it’s a huge middle finger to the UN…hate hate HATE this f’ing timeline

Dangerous…everyone keeps forgetting to add that necessary descriptor….”most obnoxiously dangerous idiot on earth”

Thou shalt put Donald Trump on trial for war crimes.

And when he succumbs, I’ll be the first to say “oh well…that’s the way it is”

All this to be king of Cuba