Apollo 🐾🐾

❎ Fantasy Football
✅ Football Fantasy

tfw you can finally bottom for the first time in months and you forgot how good it feels to have something slide into you 🥴

*looking at a Bluey sweatshirt* "is that poppers or is that Vegemite" - @pupvice.bsky.social

My bf bred me before I DJ'd a Mayhem album playthrough/sex party last friday

How faggy was YOUR weekend?

"Fuck off fascists!" I say as I take a hit so deep my hole swallows the chair I'm sitting on

Welp RFK's coming for your poppers. I was starting to cut down on them but now I want to use them more purely out of spite

pup swing action with @apollopupper.bsky.social

pup service by @apollopupper.bsky.social

#fcf is a state of mind, not a size 🍆
If anyone tells you otherwise I'll bite them 🥰

Me: man I really need to organize my library, I should slow down on adding tracks and tag everything

Also me: *downloads another 50 tracks from the DJ pool*

Aww such adorable dog noises 🥰

dolfijn - Gladde Paling obviously

But actually Belden Towers - Starjunk 95 has got a death grip on me lately

The way she absolutely broke Vic with that second wish tho. I was DECEASED 💀💀

Ok but the way this just turned me into a horny puddle 🥵🥵

Re-skeet if you're a pup (it me i'm dog)

Don't call yourself a #realdj if you haven't gotten railed mid transition 😤😤😤

Hi bluesky I'm gonna actually start posting here regularly (at least as regularly as I do on insta + a vid of me getting bred occasionally) as Twitter somehow finds new and innovative ways to be terrible 💙

Oh boy time to repopulate my page from the rapidly sinking Twitter ship