🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Not Zeke Onyx 🪿

a reverse meme of spongebob, where Mr. Krabs carries out a random Krusty Krab Patron. Next panel is the patron returning. However, the random man is labelled 'Zeke' and Mr. Krabs is labelled "Bsky Mods" with the commentary "Proving ONCE AGAIN if you're a minority or leftist they will silence *you* insteaf of the terfs, phobes, nazis, and racists." With a italicized text in the center saying "72 HOURS LATER" (Because Zeke was too lazy to smack one of the spongebob titletimecards in there). Zeke quoted as "AND I'LL DO IT *AGAIN*"

Call me silly but I like the new notifications for interactions after reposting someone else. It’s nice to see when giving a post a boost is actually reaching people 🥰

10x10 storage unit… on the second floor because I’m not a fuckin idiot and know this place flooded during Milton.

Decisions were made. All co-signed and validated by @kasynovagirl.bsky.social

Don’t forget to turn on my post notifications so that you can slowly descend into terminally online madness with me

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That one is on me, pop tart and tannerite became interchangeable.

Hdndieiwjsnwosndnfnfufbf

(And I mean that nicely. Both have melted pots trying to boil water. Jordan somehow scorched his… inside the pot… with the water.)

The joke: The point of this server was the help our culinary-unable friends to learn simple recipes, and for those looking for different international recipes to score diverse flavors.
It keeps turning into a discussion of a cooking show with the two worst cooks using explosives.

Longest sigh ever

The way they were both ready.
I’m not even gonna tag, it will be found.

a man in a cowboy hat and sunglasses says i 'm a country boy ALT: a man in a cowboy hat and sunglasses says i 'm a country boy

Jordan:

Sassy Fish Dropbear IRS/Jordan: *whistling Zim gif* Dread Pirate Kiwi/Cece: totally not calling out @Sassy Fish Dropbear IRS, right? Walking Disaster Goose/Zeke: idk it’s :sparkle emoji:Definitely:sparkle emoji: Not me Dread Pirate Kiwi/Cece: not at all

Sassy Fish Dropbear IRS/Jordan: I could do Irish, American, or British if you prefer? Walking Disaster Goose: *Jonah Hill “don’t” gif*

I am terrified to hear his American attempt after dating me for 5 years.

Jordan.

My eyes are like a good 40fps at best

Lumi butt.

a woman says pick one and go with it on a screen ALT: a woman says pick one and go with it on a screen

He did so much talking and threatening. He also called me n word no r AND a nazi and I was like “oh buddy.” And slammed the AR button.

He’s now yelling much louder in my IM. Username: Dunkeltier Schnute
God speed y’all

Dude went off in the firestorm chat about how he was going to crash a sim, I banned him from my sim and told him he was screaming into the wrong group. Dude tried to request teleport to me. I accepted. He crashed twice.

"My friend who's a trans musician has [Fred Durst] on discord and he regularly will message her in the middle of the night just to tell her what anime he's been watching lately"

Still brings joy to my aging millennial heart to know that Fred Durst is an open trans ally

My non-caffeinated brain didn’t even see the flower, I thought this was a patriotic goatse. 🫱⭕️🫲

There is a method here of me spread further seeds of chaos by sharing because boy they are unhinged.

packing boxes in warehouse setting, one slightly higher than the other, the words "DO NOT BREAK DOWN" can be seen on it

I am trying Mr. Box.

I can send you everything if you remind me, it’s all in a discord channel for safe keeping 😌

I read profiles with my two good eyeballs and get mad when it’s disgusting. 😒😒😒😒

Will preach about respecting Pigeons till the day I die.

Pigeons are our own pocket sized city dinosaurs!!! We domesticated them to love us and then we abandoned and villainized them. Our little feathered friends deserve kindness.

i can tell most of my friend group are in their mid 30s to 40s by the fact that i'm trying to organize an online watch party, and half these fuckers are having afternoon naps

A display of shirts with some obviously furry ones with captions like "I got that dog in me" and "Feral and Horny" with anthro characters on them.

This was at Spencer's.

A SKELOTEN SAYING "SUCCESS IS SIMPLE , SOMEONE LEAVES INHERTANCE OR MAYBE YOUR PARENT'S ARE RICH , LOL EVERY ONE ELSE IS FUCKED " - THE RULING CLASS REPEATS THE MANTRA OF "INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY" ANT TELLS US IF WE JUST WORK HARDER WE WILL BE THE NEXT TO BE RICH - MANY OF DA PEOPLE INTERNALIZE WHAT THE RULERS TELL THEM AND REPEAT IT TO EACH OTHER - GENERAL STRIKE NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SUCESS - dashare.zone ADMIN