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"The Movie version of 'Until Dawn' will feature different characters and a different story from the source material."

THEN THAT'S NOT A MOVIE VERSION OF UNTIL DAWN THATS JUST A MOVIE

14.01.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely want to read a story from the POV of one of the workers in charge of covering up all the stuff that happens between a horror movie and its sequels.

There's got to be some kind of weird PR firm scouring the internet, gaslighting people on a huge scale.

To what end, though?

13.01.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Gate - Kids opened a portal to hell. It wasn't subtle. There was a column of smoke stretching to the sky!

The Babysitter - How does the main character's father not remember hiring the titular babysitter? People died in his house!

Ghostbusters - Giant Marshmallow walking through the city!

13.01.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite (and most unbelievable) tropes in horror is how, at the start of a sequel, people are somehow skeptical of whatever supernatural entity was *clearly* established to exist in the first movie...

Examples: [Cont]

13.01.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was absolutely formative in making me the way I am today. If you get a chance, watch it close to Halloween. It holds up.

Fun fact: The Trolls in Ernest were repurposed as the aliens in Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

09.01.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Is It Horror?"

All *Hot Takes* edition:

Old - No
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Yes
The Menu - No
The Cable Guy - Yes
Final Destination - Yes
Final Destination 2 through 5 - No
Jumanji - Yes
Tucker and Dale Vs Evil - No
Lost Boys - Yes

09.01.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is It Horror?

The "Oops, I got Stuck" edition

127 Hours - No
47 Meters Down - Yes
The Pool (2018) - No
Open Water - Yes
Open Water 2: Adrift - No
Gerald's Game - Yes
Frozen (2010) - No
Fall (2022) - No

These answers are based entirely on my gut reaction and don't necessarily make any sense.

09.01.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is It Horror?

Round One:

Donnie Darko- No.
Gremlins- Yes.
Gremlins 2- Also yes.
Wicker Man- Believe it or not, yes.
Renfield- No. It's a workplace comedy.
Jaws- Yes (subcategory of creature-feature)
Army of Darkness- No. It's a swashbuckling action adventure.
Coraline- No, but I could be swayed

09.01.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've decided to move all of my "Is it horror" threads to over here, just in case I delete my Threads account in the next few days.

Does it matter that there's a record of my completely arbitrary binary ranking of a bunch of silly movies? Not really. I mean, the country is on fire... but here we go.

09.01.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Respectfully, I don't know who you are and I've never heard of you before. But I just joined Bluesky today and the algorithm put you on my main page. You just earned a follower based on this post because it's exactly what I've been thinking for weeks and couldn't quite put into words.

07.01.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, for my first post, I'd like to do another round of "Is it horror?"

The rules are simple. I name a movie, then tell you if I think it's horror.

Annihilation - Yes
Se7en - No
Ernest Scared Stupid - Yes
Alien - Yes
Predator - No
Alien Vs Predator - Also No
Freddy Vs Jason - Yes
The Mummy - No

07.01.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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