King Djermygandy

Sure! ^u^

*lumbers on in, his butt already going *FFBBRRRUUUUUMMMMBBBVVVTT, BBRROOOOOMMMMMMBBBBBNNNTT, FFFBBRRUUUMMMBBLBLBLBLBLLRRRBBBMMMMFFTT!!** Present~ <3

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Ooh, I do looove the sound of that, huhu! <3 *pats!*

Ooh, chameleon kobold~? ^u^

They’re THICC and they weigh more than the moon! <3

Yeah, you're pretty cool... but are you 'I have a promo panel from the 2014 Godzilla european premiere' cool?

Maybe I will switch to Eden over here some time, hehe

A reminder:

If you commission an artist and paypal sends you the “feedback on your purchase” email?

YEETUS DELETEUS THAT SHEETUS!!!

Filling out that form will result in them fucking over the artist.

Also a reminder to keep calling until they finally stop the enfuckening.

At the local tavern, a mercenary works his charm negotiating terms. Looks like a win-win to me!

BWOOOOOOOM~ <3

Aww, that is lovely! <3

Char! <3

Ya, more like teasy and/or incidental destruction! The kind of fun one can have when they’re so huge <3

I think your ‘zard would look very cute and lovely in such a position! c:

That’s why I gotta give my big butt a shake or two to let the moment reeeaaaally sink in for ‘em all, huhu! ^www^ 💖

Ooh, fun to know that helped you come to your decision~ <3

I’ve always had a soft spot for that normal(mostly)-on-micro kinda stuff too…the tiny city in the home scenario is one I’ve always thought looked fun! Care, flirting and lil’ smashin’ is always a good mix for it too! ^u^

These sound like very fun ideas!!

Gooosh and I would reread every single one of them! Or just have them sung to me as a divine hymn! 😊

Ooh, what a beautiful verse, huhu! <3

Mmm, but they will sure look good compacted down into the crater I’m about to make! <3

Djermengandre now FARTING in the viewer's face, smothering the room in his starry gases. His speech is now notably teasier... "Mmff, 'scuuuuse me, huhu...then again, you're probably used to it, right, my little fart huffer~?"

Close-up of Djermy and the text: "Mmff, 'scuuuuse me, huhu...then again, you're probably used to it, right, my little fart huffer~?"

[CW: FARTING]

I guess now you'll have a REALLY hard time seeing the movie! But is that a bad thing or not~?

Alt! Enjoy!

Djermengandre sitting on a couch, the viewer squeezed in with a view of all of his rear. He's speaking to the viewer and saying: "Thanks for watchin' with me, roomie! Hope it's not too much of a squeeze back there! This movie is one of my favorites!"

Close up of Djermy and the text: "Thanks for watchin' with me, roomie! Hope it's not too much of a squeeze back there! This movie is one of my favorites!"

What movie night with the big bishon roomie usually looks like, huhu! Are you watching the movie or are your eyes elsewhere~?

Simple thing I drew cause I felt like drawing butte~ Enjoy!

Ooh, that is most definitely true, hmhm! <3

Rawr, you’re RIGHT! It’s like looming Mt. Everest over them, hmhm! <3

I do love the awe and dread inspired in the little micros when they realize that my ass alone outsizes their puny city, GWAHAHA <3

Ooh, how flattering, huhu! <3

Going on a BIG stroll with @virgil-strider.bsky.social 🚶

#Pokemon #Macro #Micro #flat #flattened #furry

Ooh, I bet they would be more than happy to oblige! <3

YUP! 😊

The booty slam down would be IMMENSE! Truly a cataclysmic event, hmhm! <3