King Djermygandy

Price sticker that reads "wood (decorative)"

When he's hung but he's ace

Happy biiiiirthday~! 🎉🎉

Nooooo ❤️

And indeed, he absolutely is, lumbering massively into the throne room, dwarfing those little ambassadors…and he is incredibly WIDE, especially in the rear, the size of that throne immediately making sense~ <3

HMHMHM, ooh, I do love that visual…especially when they first feel the ground shaking~ <3

Ooh, you’re deeeefinitely correct about that, huhu! Not much can hold back the avalanche of my booty~ <3

My throne doesn't impress purely because of its shiny opulence...but because of its sheer (and necessary) width

And the JIGGLIEST <3

Ooh, I wouldn’t mind! ^u^

Ooh, if it did, my ass would have to be super duper fat so it can still be bigger than any excited pilgrims’ after they drink, huhu! <3

HUHEHEHE <3

Oooh, I’m excited, huhu! <3

I haven’t heard Jacinthe’s theme (haven’t beaten the game yet) but yah, Penny’s theme is super good, huhu!

Awww, gosh, that makes me blush, huhu…and it’s definitely gonna make the earth move too, huhu! <3

Mmm, this is very much true! But at the very least, those massive swinging cheeks are very hard to miss! <3

HUHEHE, absolutely! Depending how good the song is, the whole block might be shaking…but still, very common occurrence <3

Ooh, I would invite you to! I love to dance and I bet dancing with a little kitty bud would be fun~ <3

Every day, definitely~ <3

Ohhh~? <3

Uh-huuuuh~ <3

HUHEHEHE, valid…at least while you’re nursing your tongue, you can sway those embiggening cheeks! <3

A bag of Bella Luna tea, the subtext saying “celebrating the full moon”

Tea that makes your butt bigger

Yuuuup~ <3

He’s VERY energetic and will always wanna do fun stuff with you whenever you’re in the mood (even if it involves growing and hitting downtown)~

No

Thinking about roommate/housemate bishon dancing to swing music, making the whole house shake as they stomp around and shake their big fat butt

Ooh, I’m glad you agree, huhu! I think it’d be fuuun~ <3

Ooh, you agreeeee~? =^^=

Yah, I definitely have a soft spot for ‘em too! <3

Zacian is another pokemon I could see myself as, hehehe