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Imagine the confidence in his job security that Kyle Davidson must have to accept trade returns for a draft pick three seasons from now.

02.03.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe made a pact!!” Ok, Costanza.

28.02.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me right before I’m about to do the stupidest thing imaginable

27.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, i am right in my analysis

27.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who Gets To Wave The Flag? Hockey gonna Hockey, as a great man (Jason Goff) used to say. For sports fans like me, it's a pretty interesting, or tiring, stretch over the next few months. Those of us that love, or at least claim...

I'm one of a select few who would attempt a serious piece under a picture of Hacksaw. This is why I'm going nowhere. Anyway, it's a pretty scrambled thinker on where I am with all of the Team USA stuff, and the Team USA stuff to come this summer.

sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/who-gets-to-...

24.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 21

The real question…are the Canadian players more sad about losing the game or not having the chance to joke with the President via FaceTime?

23.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

20.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3008    πŸ” 514    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 55

We wouldn’t have wanted you anyways

20.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Traitors Corner - this is coming from a place of love and admiration but I have no idea what Tara was thinking at the round table tonight. A masterclass of buffoonery.

20.02.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are now the best Olympics podcast around - in addition to the best bears podcast.

19.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These cameras in the locker room…all they show is that these coaches are horrible at pep talks.

Go stand in a bathroom stall.

19.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A guy I work with also went to the same high school as you both. Is there only one high school in Maryland?

12.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All i see here is β€œDo you remember me, Eddie?!?”

09.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did the Seahawks win the Super Bowl or pick out a new ceiling fan at Menards? Hard to tell from their reaction

09.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is NBC 5 hyping Lou Cannoli like he’s Telly Savalas?

09.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be a lot of angry people in your league when they see you put those on and think you’re a ringer.

07.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Banner day on Hawks Reddit. Even by their standards.

06.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An all-time dumbass move at the round table. Faithfuls were just throwing out names and getting ready to pile on Stephen. Then she just started blabbering out of nowhere and outed herself. If she just kept quiet, they probably don’t even focus on her at all.

06.02.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dog brains

06.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pipelines Don't Matter If You Don't Have The Plumber The medicine show the Hawks produce every game wants you to believe that five years from now is a given. Is it? Monday was only the beginning, I'm aware. I know that I probably need to calm down abou...

Free post for everyone, took a look at what having a great "pipeline" has actually meant on the ice in recent history. It's not all that encouraging.

sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/pipelines-do...

04.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Years to build up his weight, ok. Pull his ass up to a comprehensive Chinese Buffet and dont let him leave for a week.

03.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I take back whatever mean things I used to say about Eddie O.

Darren Pang fucking sucks.

03.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seinfeld Youre Banned GIF ALT: Seinfeld Youre Banned GIF
03.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The freaks on hawks Reddit are going to celebrate this win like the Bears beating the Packers.

03.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey I like it

03.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deleted. Lmao

02.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol. They asked 58 players and nearly 60% liked they’re having Bad Bunny. So stupid all around.

02.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
30.01.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can the Hawks broadcast go one shift without trying to convince me how great Crevier and Vlasic are?

30.01.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Buddy, this was every weekend for me in college.

28.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0