Soccer milf (Chels) 👽

Niche tiktoks I love watching are of single, childfree women in their 50s who take gummies and then film themselves while high. This is peak femininity to me. The highest level of being a woman. (Pun not intended).

I've finally reached the point in my getting strong and buff journey where I feel sad when I'm too sick to work out instead of happy to find any excuse not to work out. A strange feeling for an exercise hater. (Still hate and don't do cardio btw).

My oldest child turns 20 today.

I truly wonder if people cared more about not looking dumb on the internet maybe the world would be a better place. If I don't know enough about something I don't comment. Because I care about not looking like a complete idiot online.

Parents posting about their autistic kids struggling with eating and ARFID will always get cobweb brained comments "just make them eat, they will learn not to be picky." It's actually crazy how willing people are to look like complete morons on a public platform. Couldn't be me.

Anyway my digicam photos got me an art exhibit for a month at an incredibly cool art gallery.

My photography insta is having an identity crisis. It started as photos I take of models and has morphed into the nostalgic digicam photos I love taking. The two don't go together at all but I do not want to make another account.

What I bring to the table in my relationship:

Aging is a privilege because I get to be alive to google a new symptom of old lady puberty once a week 🙏

I love when I post self portraits that don't showcase my boobs and get half the likes. I'm going to stop posting boobs out of spite.

Childhood trauma haha

Remember back in the 80s and earlier when our mothers and grandmothers turned 40 and went into grandma mode and cut their hair short and had perms and didn't give a single shit about how they looked? I need that to come back please.

I am so sick of seeing ozempic ads. Bring back Viagra ads instead.

I don't want to hear you chipping ice non stop. Just throw down kitty litter like a normal person.

It feels like my neighbors full time job is to make sure their driveway and sidewalk are shovelled and ice free down to the cement, not even a microscopic piece of snow can be there for more than 5 minutes after falling. Never seen anyone take snow and ice removal so seriously.

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Oh cool, I definitely will!

I have the Canon r6 mkii and before that I used the 5d mkii for around 15 years.

Soft and sharp is the perfect description. I mainly use my 35mm 1.4 L series lens with an adapter. I haven't ever used a manual lens, but it seems fun!

I started taking vitamin D in June and I've been happier this winter. I wish my stubborn ass would have done this years ago. Also my eyelashes are longer now.

This sounds insane but my mirrorless is too sharp I swear. Not in a good way.

I've had my mirrorless camera for over a year now and I don't know if I'm crazy but I prefer my DSLR quality of photos. At least when it comes to my self portraits. I'm not sure if it was because it was more of a challenge and I actually tried harder with my DSLR or what is going on.

Sad to report that panty liners have become a victim of shrinkflation.

Like last night right before last call at the bar, a woman sprayed her fancy perfume all over me in the bathroom while telling me the juiciest gossip. I would take that over the stinky diaper smelling mother's lounge at a Mormon church any day of the week.

I've found more sisterhood with my fellow women in the bar bathroom than I ever did in all my years of being in relief society at church.

I do find cyclists to be insufferable sometimes. I have no interest in bikes. I will never ride a bike in the city. But if I have to read one more 'berta boy comment about the bike lanes being plowed and not the roads I'm going to lose it.

POV: you're trying to join a leftist FB group:

So glad I still have FB because without it I would have never discovered my favorite comment thread of all time.

All the adults today:

Holy God, Edmonton traffic is making me want to move to a small town.