I eat trauma like battery acid
10.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@lumbearjock.bsky.social
☠️ "Needs" are placebo survival and avoidance of true desire. There is no try, only do- there is no need, only want. Submit to yourself, and the world will collapse around you to fill in proportion to how heavy a star you become and how much you care.
I eat trauma like battery acid
10.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So why bring that in if neither of us find it the case?
10.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So why would femboys be?
10.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who mentioned femboys? Do you find drag inherently sexual?
10.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"I dress up for her because she asks it of me and I like it"
10.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You drew it? I find your refusal of absolutes and simultaneous use of them annoying
10.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd learn that upon asking the girl with antlers.
10.03.2026 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Meaning is the responsibility of the beholder.
10.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is no prize to innovation besides the innovation itself and the loss of pursuit.
10.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love everyone, and my love for you specifically will remain exactly where and how you left it.
10.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hate is evolution backwards. If me posting bullshit online keeps me from killing myself, I will survive how I have to and you can block me and move on.
If what I'm doing feels like anything but me seeking connection, you're projecting yourself on to me and want the same but view that as weakness. 🧡
Highkey want this framed
09.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best prices, less questions asked.
09.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 3005 🔁 548 💬 13 📌 1As no longer 6, what are your thoughts about it now?
09.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Honestly I'm picturing me chasing the human pups I live with around the house because they refuse on principal and I'm enjoying this fantasy
09.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I knew you'd comply. Good boy
09.03.2026 22:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*pumps flesh shotgun*
Want to try again?
If you hate me calling myself God, maybe you just hate your own
09.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should specify I meant a finger pistol
09.03.2026 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"I don't know, hun! Why don't you go ask her?"
Hence the problem, and hence why people should understand their kinks. Rage bait comic and then some
For context- I think the "girl" with antlers is a sub for her assumed partner. The point being the mother assumed it was a trans thing without asking.
*Me as a Housediety*
"I swear to Me if your beds aren't made I'M PULLING OUT THE FREE WILL GUN. I WILL MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS INTELLIGENTLY AND WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT IT"
Haven’t drawn this grouping in 6 years :)
05.03.2026 03:11 — 👍 1130 🔁 200 💬 19 📌 0Cat Burger - Gator Days Characters Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you! Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Transcript Panel 1 Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room. Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy. Panel 2 Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle. Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service. Panel 3 Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio. Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week. Panel 4 Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner. Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.
Cat Burger - Gator Days
09.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 2631 🔁 416 💬 30 📌 4This sounds like madam web: "with great responsibility comes great power"
09.03.2026 17:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't get it
09.03.2026 17:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can we collectively decide to stop wearing political fursuits?
09.03.2026 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Make love fair, not warfare
09.03.2026 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I hate the game, not the players! :D
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