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SeaTea

@tierno158.bsky.social

I use pain to hide the humor. Unreliable Narrator.

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"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it."

β€” AndrΓ© Gide

05.03.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright."

- Thunder Road, Bruce Springsteen

Bruce's pre-rock star career writing romantic cards for Hallmark was, not surprisingly, very short-lived.

05.03.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a very dark and cynical take. That's why I always read your stuff first. πŸ˜‰

05.03.2026 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in a slightly ornery mood so I'd better stay up several more hours to really stew in it and also assure myself a worse tomorrow.

05.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 377    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

have we started any wars today? i haven’t been able to check my phone

05.03.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

who the fuck has the discipline for rechargeable batteries?

05.03.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

"A dog is man's best friend because he wags his tail and not his tongue." -Unkown

05.03.2026 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I turned down the bed, but I should have accepted.

05.03.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm always confused by people who block me for limiting replies.
It's like, "So you, too, actually DO believe in users' rights to set boundaries for who interacts with them?"

05.03.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Every anti-vaxxer I encounter seems to love weird unregulated supplements. They hate Big Pharma but they love Little Pharma, Big Pharma’s younger sibling who grew up without any adult supervision.

27.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4543    πŸ” 775    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 76

what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"

28.02.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7780    πŸ” 1233    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 41

Yet be well assur’d
You put sharp weapons in a madman’s hands.

04.03.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 446    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7

Oh my God, was was Peter Falk ever that young? πŸ˜‰

05.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not all who wander are lost but they ARE all in front of me when I know where the fuck I'm going. 😑

05.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to admit this but one time I was at an oasis at midnight and I forgot to send my camel to bed.

05.03.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"Not all who wander are lost."

-Tolkien

"Not all who wonder are lost."

-Sea Tea

05.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every single day.

04.03.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Kegseth was that kid in class who always answered roll call with β€œpresent”

04.03.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk seems pretty irresponsible to start another day like RIGHT after the last one. And a Wednesday at that Borderline reckless.

04.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

People are fucking stupid.

I mean, not you guys, but you know... people

04.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t mean to be nosy, but what the fuck??

04.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

it's sad that you two can't sit down and have a civil conversation but if she is just going to continue with her guttural moaning, and roaring animal sounds I fear you will make little progress.

05.03.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Senator Fetterman voted to make Pam Bondi Attorney General. He was either ignorant or unconcerned with her track record in Florida.

05.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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House committee votes to subpoena Attorney General Bondi to answer questions over the Epstein files The House Oversight Committee has voted to subpoena Attorney General Pam Bondi to answer questions over the Justice Department’s handling of files related to the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking invest...

The House Oversight Committee will subpoena Pam Bondi to answer questions about how the Justice Department handled the Epstein files.
apnews.com/article/bond...

05.03.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 7
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AOC: If people like Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, and Pam Bondi violate the law, there are supposed to be consequences. These are people who call themselves law enforcement officers. The message they’re sending is that they can cover up for pedophiles and street executions. That cannot be acceptable.

05.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5738    πŸ” 1577    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 42

UPDATE: The House Oversight Committee successfully subpoenaed Pam Bondi to come testify.

She has failed to follow through with the Epstein Files Transparency Act & must answer for her failures.

Survivors deserve transparency, accountability, & healing.

05.03.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 595    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 12

My parents were both very ignorant of History. I've learned to forgive them but my siblings Attila, Adolf, Benito and Jezebel still carry a grudge.

05.03.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Xanax: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

04.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The online bidding for my petticoat is going wild. πŸ˜‰

04.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0