SeaTea

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here"

- current houseplants to the new ones

Deepak Chopra can eat a gigantic sack of dog turds, too.

I'm so glad I never bought into all of his bullshit.

Yep, most other presidents have dignity, scruples, integrity, morals, a conscience, a sense of shame, a heart, and an ability to read and abide by a Constitution.

MUTILIZATION: NOW WITH MORE ZATION

Not much, just under the sway of a batshit crazy, oatmeal-brained, bloated cadaver who doesn't care how many people die to put money in his pocket. You?

There is plenty of time between now and the midterms for the press to make sure people forget everything happening right now.

Charlie Brown got a pillowcase full of rocks and a long memory

Unread all the words that ever were until we are all once again just primordial muck.

"Heavens to Murgatroyd!Somebody's going to be murderized.' 😱

The Dream of Finishing One’s To-Do List in “Retirement Plan”

I found this interesting:

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Darlin' I can perform feats in bed that your other men can only dream of. Like spelling, "vacuum" and "avocado" correctly.

So damn funny. It was a covid-era binge for me.

Our grade school teachers taught us that in America anybody can grow up to be president. We should have been more prepared for this.

My washroom is breeding Bolsheviks again. 😳

Waiting and watching for people's stupidity to bite them in the ass is a pathetic way to go through life. Please don't take it away from me. It's all I've got left.

God gives his most pedantic replies to his most patient posters

Someone is altering Josh Gondelman's creative work? An outrage! That's like painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa. 😡

Can't right now, doing crimes...

Opinion Your salted caramel mocha latte is destroying society Edmund Burke would have had thoughts about the consumption of that vanilla sweet cream nitro cold brew. Today at 6:00 a.m. EDT

Your smashed avocado on toast is the reason we have war

Me, wearing Tevas: We should bring Tevas back

Measles is 'worse than expected' in Utah, officials say Measles patients in Utah are developing severe complications, health officials say, including potentially life-threatening anemia and liver inflammation.

If only there has been a way to know...

Dr. Nolen is hearing that “measles is so much worse than what they expected.”

“A number of them clearly said if they had known, they would have vaccinated themselves and their children against measles, but they didn’t realize how bad it was,” Nolen said.

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Another day. Another bustle in my hedgerow.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

I don’t have trump derangement syndrome; I have nazi pedophile murdering warmonger derangement syndrome.

Hey, hey, hey, illegal wars and killing kids and US soldiers is FINE but don't you dare mess with oil prices!

Still crazy that the president’s lawyer spent two days with Ghislaine Maxwell, she “cleared” him of wrongdoing and was almost immediately transferred to a more pleasant prison and nobody in the administration will explain it and the media acts like two large dots are just impossible to connect.

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The price of gas is so high the Bloods and the Crips are rollin' together.