SeaTea

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Thanks, but.....Not exactly one I want saved for my obituary.

Kash Patel

Kash Patel always makes a face like he's realized that wasn't JUST a fart. 🤢

The praise (yes, *praise*) by CNN for Pam Bondi is stunning, given that this was the most startlingly unprofessional public performance by an Attorney General in at least a century: "Bondi fended off questions....using quick-one liners to deflect and personal attacks to push back against Democrats."

The subhed here is a master class in corporate journalism rewarding malfeasance via semantics

Bondi didn't valiantly fend something off, she refused to answer legitimate questions before Congress because the answers would be horrifying and politically inconvenient

And that's a profile in cowardice

I feel like I'm coming to the end of my Gangsta phase.

Wells Fargo makes me think that I've been unduly harsh to stagecoach robbers.

only read this if you are wells fargo:

please fuck off into the sun

Headline from Washingtonian magazine.

Yoga for peace, knitting for calm, ax-throwing for when peace and calm stop working. DC is an emotional mess.

blah blah on Fox re how great it is to get real masculinity back in charge! huh? Real men who are so scared they wear masks, slam women to the
floor, break into apartments & tie up women & children. Then masculine Speaker gives
HOUSE a vacation out of deep fear of Epstein files.
Cowards all.

@kabster.bsky.social

🎩 #America 🚨

OMB deletes reference to law guaranteeing backpay to furloughed feds from shutdown guidance An Office of Management and Budget FAQ document now states that only excepted employees forced to work without pay are guaranteed backpay at the conclusion of a lapse in appropriations.

So the White House is now advancing a facially ridiculous theory that the 2019 law guaranteeing furloughed federal workers backpay after a shutdown actually only applied to that particular shutdown.

As with their previous threats, fuck ‘em. Let ‘em try.

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

I'm walking around in a robot made out of meat, and the damn thing is broken.

I actually finished The
Crying of Lot 49 and still give thanks and praise that it was very short. I may try Mason Dixon because I hear it's his most accessible and go from there.

In two sentences you have captured my total essence. 😉

Philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer said that to live is to suffer and existence is a mistake and was rarely invited back to children's parties.

Arthur Schopenhauer with a funky hairdo.

There is a new biography on philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer that delves into his many moral justifications for killing your barber.

Dance like nobody's watching but know in your heart that they actually are and one of your friends laughed so hard at you sticking your thumbs up like Elaine from Seinfeld that she actually peed in her pants a little bit.

Congressional hearings are now just an updated version of the Jerry Springer show.

Sherry Jackson from an episode of the original Star Trek series.

Can my band "The Onesie Outfit of Sherry Jackson" open for your band?

Also The White Bikini of Ursula Andress is the name of my next band

Thomas Pynchon has released, Shadow Ticket, a new novel for the first time in a dozen years which I will quickly purchase and put next to the eight other Thomas Pynchon novels on my shelves that I find impenetrable. 🤫

Dude, calm down. She merely liked two of your Bluesky posts. It's not time to register at Crate & Barrel quite yet.

There's nothing wrong with my finances that a a Dickensian mysterious benefactor could not cure.

Post Malone presupposes the existence of Pre Malone.