I had a dream last night that I was the last man on Earth. I was surprised by how many women kept their resolutions. π‘
01.03.2026 08:02 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I had a dream last night that I was the last man on Earth. I was surprised by how many women kept their resolutions. π‘
01.03.2026 08:02 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Aurora Borealis
The Aurora Borealis is probably my favorite Borealis.
01.03.2026 06:17 β π 252 π 23 π¬ 5 π 1You frickinβ think so?
01.03.2026 04:07 β π 305 π 43 π¬ 15 π 1Every American embassy. Every military base. Every service member on leave. Every tourist. Every student abroad. Every aid worker. They all just became targets. Not because of what Iran does next but because of what different groups and a million radicalized individuals now feel justified doing.
28.02.2026 22:48 β π 23 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0What a time to be sober. (Evergreen post, but still.)
28.02.2026 23:03 β π 330 π 17 π¬ 19 π 7This is murder. ICE routinely deposits released detainees far from their home just to be cruel. Itβs standard practice. To do this to a blind man on a wet cold winter day in Buffalo is to know you are potentially sending him to his death.
27.02.2026 16:26 β π 4593 π 1770 π¬ 253 π 84
Lies I was told as a child:
- Churches are safe places
- The police will help you
- You're safe at school
- Everybody has the same shot at success/wealth
Doctor: So, what are you using for birth control?
Me: Usually black socks with sandals.
"Fetterman" is a German/Ashkenazi word that roughly translates as "Manchin."
01.03.2026 03:21 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well, itβs a good thing we took out Iranβs top religious leaderβ¦
I mean, no democratic nation should be governed by the principles of a single state religion.
When somebody recommends a barbecue joint and adds that "a dude got stabbed there last week" you know you're headed for some world-class ribs.
01.03.2026 02:57 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I think you're right.
01.03.2026 02:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Three Greatest Inventions:
3. The Gutenberg press
2. The electric light bulb
1. The detach quote button
Granted! π€΄
01.03.2026 01:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If only he would gobble me up from my couch. I'm too lazy to drive over to the coast.
28.02.2026 21:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0WARNING βΌοΈ
28.01.2026 00:48 β π 115 π 8 π¬ 27 π 0
Professor: Welcome to Bluesky @Reply 101. Today we will be dissecting jokes.
Student: Are there any prerequisites?
Prof: Good question. You must have never written a joke yourself on Bluesky.
Student: How long do we have to dissect jokes?
Prof: Until you have sucked every bit of joy out of it.
I was about to respond when I remembered that great old adage, βA bee does not waste its time explaining to a fly that honey is better than shit.β
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28.02.2026 20:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI would never dirty my hands by voting for the lesser of two evils,β he typed into a phone built by Chinese slave labor.
28.02.2026 20:08 β π 91 π 16 π¬ 6 π 0Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
20.01.2026 23:47 β π 1021 π 186 π¬ 19 π 3Is there a Nobel Peace Prize for the most wars?
28.02.2026 15:45 β π 229 π 42 π¬ 3 π 1Oh congratulations, Time magazine just named you Insidious Plague Upon the Earth of the Year.
28.02.2026 16:29 β π 131 π 26 π¬ 7 π 1
Ever think about the fact that all the strife in the world is caused by a handful of assholes playing with everyone's lives.
And people who don't want any of it outnumber them by the billions, yet the people on the same side are divided by stupid shit so we do nothing about it?
I do.
The War Powers Resolution of 1973 (or Act) is a federal law intended to check the U.S. President's power to commit the military to armed conflict without Congressional consent unless they don't feel like it.
28.02.2026 20:06 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The heck with y'all. I like it. π‘
28.02.2026 20:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"My Life as a Furry in New York and LA: A Tail of Two Kitties."
28.02.2026 19:57 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Say what you will about me personally but any additional comments about the horse I rode in on you make at your extreme peril. π€
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