Neil

Train delay notification saying a train is delayed due to a boat hitting a bridge.

Fairly sure they hire Hollywood writers to think up train delay reasons these days.

Excellent work!

An abandoned elf on the shelf in the meat section of a supermarket.

Tried one of these last night. Not much meat on the bones. 4/10

A poster for a film called Christmas At The Catnip Cafe

I'll watch it if only for the vacant stare of that cat bottom left, or a cameo by Tudor Cat top left.

Would not know, in any way shape or form, how to even begin to do this. Godspeed!

Shadows from stone pillars casting a diagonal stripe pattern on the floor of a sheltered walkway.

Copenhagen, Denmark. #urbanphotography #blackandwhitephotography #blackandwhitephoto

I'd mock the thumping Everton took yesterday if it wasn't for the overwhelming dread of us playing West Ham away today.

Went to the Christmas markets in Knutsford yesterday.

There was a stall selling cake slices so large that space and time bent round them and your pancreas would dissolve at the mere sight.

Sat barking criticism at people dancing and mildly putting a foot wrong whilst I sit drinking whisky with zero rhythm. #Strictly

A drink called Santa's Butt.

Smoky flavour.

It would be silent*

*sat thinking about pie.

Half tempted to ask if I can stay in an Alpine retreat if all I need to do is delete apps.

Night shot of city lights and apartment blocks reflected in the River Irwell.

Manchester. #photography #urbanphotography #cityscape #manchester

A masterpiece for sure!

The 'arm across the infant' safety measure 😅

Steve Martin and John Candy in Planes, and Trains and Automobiles.

"Think I'll leave at lunch and carry on at home seeing as no one is in. They'll be none the wiser. It'll only take half an hour."

The subsequent journey home:

Happy Thanksgiving, America!

This has reminded me a trip to their stall on the market is long overdue.

Home of Chorley cakes, hotpot, sauce, potted shrimp, the world's largest peardrop (Oswaldtwistle), boggarts, witches, @fleetwoodtown.bsky.social (Cod Army!), the centre of Great Britain (Dunsop Bridge), the Trough of Bowland and a whole lot more.

Happy Lancashire Day.

Brightly coloured mural of people from different cultures. Entitled 'Peace Between Nations' by Kobra.

Mural titled 'Our Reflections' by Eric Okdeh. Depicts a girl looking into a pool at night with the northern lights and moon overhead. The reflection in the pool is of a boy in another part of the world with buildings behind him and the sun overhead.

Mural of a girl making paper aeroplanes and wearing a cardboard box on her head styled like a helmet. A caption reads 'Never Let Yourself Be Limited By The Limited Fantasy of Others'.

A colourful mural of a profile of a girl on the side of a building entitled 'The Fruit Of Love' by Luis Lopez Alberto. In the foreground is a zebra crossing with shop fronts in the background.

Street art of Sandefjord. From a day trip a few weeks back. All commissioned by Art For All In The World. #urbanphotography #norway #streetart

a man in a red jacket is standing in a hallway holding a stack of film reels .. ALT: a man in a red jacket is standing in a hallway holding a stack of film reels ..

I mean come on... #LFC

Slot the plot. #LFC

An empty shelter on a train platform with an apartment block in the background.

Refreshing Livescore whilst waiting for the train home. #photography #manchester #urbanphotography

Woah. Woah. WOAH. Your done for the year, in NOVEMBER?

People are going in hard on the use of the word 'nibbles' in Christmas invites this year.

Not quite as hard as me hitting the decline button as a result, but still.

A man pushing a bicycle along a shopping street with various people in the background. There is a haze from the sunshine. On the man's shoulder is his pet cat.

Copenhagen, Denmark.
#photography #urbanphotography #streetphotography

I used to circle what I wanted for Christmas in the Argos catalogue.

Now I circle food in the Aldi Christmas magazine.

Which now begs the question wtf did I put in as my interests (does it even ask?)

Good luck with the house move. It is the only solution.

an older man sits at a desk using a computer and a mouse ALT: an older man sits at a desk using a computer and a mouse

I shall investigate. If I can get it to also filter out the stream of furries and plethora of naked men then it'll be a win.