k8andrewz

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

coal Miner and train conductor, both with dips into the army for the wars of their respective eras

'least fun butt stuff' merit badge achieved!

since this seems to be the main *gestures in frustration at shit my gov is doing* tag But if there's another one let me know.

#uspoli So I've kind of been avoiding news about the war stuff because big 'can't do anything about that' energy, but like... they're really not even bothering to come up with a pretext like they did 25 (oof) years ago, are they. does this even count as uspoli anymore? I'll keep tagging it with this

here let them have a nip slip, as a treat

I become more and more interested in just making my own frozen meals from ingredients where I can see every single one and then vacuum sealing them myself.

fublishing indeed

RECALL ALERT: 36 million lbs. of fried rice, ramen, and dumpling products More than 36 million pounds of fried rice, ramen, and dumpling products sold nationwide at retailers including Kroger and Trader Joe’s are being recalled over a risk that they could be contam…

big frozen fried rice/ramen/dumpling recall (for glass) fox8.com/news/recall-...

#uspoli omfg pick a hemisphere you guys

And it's so quiet I don't even know when she gets in there so God knows how long she's just sitting there in the dark next to the crock pot like a little weirdo.

And yet once she's in there she just very softly scratches at the door. like I don't know how she's not pushing the door open with her scratches but she's just sitting there in the dark, no meows, just creepy fucking soft scratching that I can barely hear. And so I go and let her out.

In more adventures of my sweet slightly dense cat, there is one of the lower kitchen cabinets (with all the rarely used tools and appliances) that she always wants to get into, and she has figured out how to get into. It takes barely any pressure at all for her to nudge the door open and get in.

You are so good at finding gems

like I do half the time. The trick w the pearl onions is they don't lose so many important oniony compounds (which happens if you chop then freeze because those compounds transform the second they're exposed to air) & it takes approximately 15s to grab a handful out of a bag and toss them in the pot

I know this is not seeking advice, but! I very highly recommend getting a bag of frozen pearl onions next time you're at Walmart/elsewhere that has them. they are so great for braises/stews where you want oniony flavor without the hassle of chopping/for when you let your onions go mushy/sprouted

sending much good vibes!

To be fair I put my fingers in her mouth but only when she's chewing on something she shouldn't.

Apparently these days if you get kicked out for being trans it's a general discharge so [insert dark joke for dark times here]. :/

Soooooo gently. Like when you see the videos of the kitty petting the bird.

Really it's my fault for thinking her legs look like chocolate chip cookies in that picture. She picked up on it psychically and took the wrong message.

I like the video Hank Green did on this a week or two back asking why hasn't the economy (in a macro/markets sense) tanked yet and he has some theories + talks to an actual economist to see if they sound reasonable.

I mean I do kind of like the idea of my hair not touching my ears but that's a lot.

and see now my question is how long has this been going on?

If you're wondering, the answer is "slightly salty". The answer is also "2 minutes of mouthwash".

haha oh nooo I got up and fed her and went back to sleep and you know sometimes the mouth opens in the sleep and sometimes you wake up and someone is gently touching your tongue with their entire fucking paw (see above) inside your mouth.

I think Alexander Skarsgard has it in him to do a great job in that case

What if Connor Storrie as Illya's long lost brother?

tan and black striped kitty cat feet and legs

your moment of zen

archiveofourown.org/works/78909961 In case someone else wants it