Ashley

Kicking my feet and giggling at the fact that the Kraken are not selling off players at the trade deadline cuz they're making a playoff push, and the Panthers *are* selling off players for draft picks

BDSM (buying dumb shit for myself)

Photo of a kindle displaying the cover of Daughter of the Bone Forest by Jasmine Skye

Finished my first book of March and I would definitely recommend this for anyone who wants a good, sapphic fantasy adventure book. The characters really shined and the action in the third act is sudden but fast paced. 4⭐ #booksky

WARNING: Illinois Is About to Elect a MAGA-Aligned Senator But it's not too late -- here's what we need to do to prevent a catastrophic failure and instead elect someone whose record aligns with our values

Had to link this in a reply because bluesky refuses to expand the character limit, but this goes further into him.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/warning-il...

Any Illinois mutuals - our primary elections are in two weeks and I cannot stress enough that you should not vote for Raja Krishnamoorthi. The fact that his ads specifically say "defund TRUMPS ICE" is enough of a red flag, but he'd be no better than Durbin. I'm voting for Juliana Stratton.

Every time I'm in a store and sad because I can't get the bags of smartfood I want, I get angrier at Sam's Club because they fucked me over by not stocking it and then having the nerve to charge nearly $10 for shipping.

this should be the end of the Gavin Newsom 2028 discussion. the party has spoken, full stop

I saw the trailer ahead of Bugonia so if there's a major spoiler I prob will not be surprised when I read the book.

I have until the 12th to grab my hold and I promised a friend I would read a different book when I finish my current read, so I'll prob read this later next week.

Having to put a note on the work vending machine is so embarrassing, like now everyone is like "🫵this girl right here got robbed by an inanimate object and paid nearly $4 for a bottle of soda"

Fr, like who asked for banana anything in their coffee.

I love my local library. I'm still at a 10 week wait for Project Hail Mary on Libby but I also placed a hold for a physical copy 3 days ago and I already got the email that it's ready for pickup.

Replacing chocolate cold foam with banana cold foam is the biggest menu downgrade in Dunkin history

Down having a mental breakdown at the gym or whatever Taylor Swift said

If Planet Fitness insists on having nowhere CLOSE to enough smith machines the least they could do is have a hip thrust machine but NO, this really is a "you get what you pay for" gym

I usually do my smith machine exercises first and I'm gonna have to do them last because all of the machines are taken 😭😭😭😭😭 this is an affront to me personally

My cat George’s front paws as he stands on my outstretched hand

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Maybe I'm still annoyed at people who put cookies in Greek yogurt, which sounds good, but acted like it was a suitable replacement for cheesecake, but yeah things taste better when you don't treat it like an adequate dessert substitute and can just enjoy it for what it is.

For dinner I topped my chocolate Kodiak waffles with strawberry yogurt (sweetened with syrup cuz duh) just to get a little extra protein in and I think I accidentally created something that skinnytok would post and say "frosted strawberry waffles that taste the EXACT SAME but less calories!"

Thank you Noah Kahan for announcing Porch Light as the next single and giving me an extra reason to get through this week

Welcome to the Midwest. It's March 2nd and they're already warning that there's a chance of severe thunderstorms on Friday that could produce a tornado.

I'll try my best to help the cause 😂 it helped that last night I was particularly exhausted so I actually went to bed on time and fell asleep quickly.

Niceeeeee, it really does feel great when you're able to start moving heavy weights! Good job 🥰🥰

JOEY HECKING DACCORD

I posted this after the second, then went to sleep during the third period, I can't believe the Kraken actually won.

Me every time I visit Chicago

The coke versus pespi sports team mentality of our politics is gonna be our fucking doom. People seem to think that hating Republicans means you have to have a willful blindspot for the Democrats. It's fucking maddening.

The Kraken really do perform better when I decide I'm too sleepy to watch.

At least Bugonia was worth the movie theater price. I would've been so mad if I had paid $12 to watch The Killing of a Sacred Deer.

I *just* found out that the guy who made Bugonia is the same guy who made The Killing of a Sacred Deer and yeah I should've remembered directors but also this explains why my complaints about Bugonia are very similar to my complaints about The Killing of a Sacred Deer.