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Elroy Jestson

@thejesticle.bsky.social

This is the language. Everyone must speak it

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Dave Matthews Band walked so this shit can run

04.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In America, the CEO eats burger for shame ritual

04.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Did you fuck it up real good?"

"Yeah! This is gonna infuriate everyone"

"Nice job bubba"

^ every day at the commercial film wrap factory

04.03.2026 12:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh man living in the Sauced Meat district would rule. I'm so jealous!

03.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dominik Szoboszlai lookin like a white lady on a Caribbean cruise

03.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think maybe, just maybe, you should eat shit

03.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope his dick falls off. Man who gives a fuck about this dumb shit

02.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jamal Murray looks like Lemongrab

02.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are a bloviating moron

02.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His nickname is The Weasel and he's the one that used a trained stone marten to alter the frequency of everything. He inserted himself into Futurama from the post-future pre past ante CERN incident as a calling card

27.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It always comes back to Pauly Shore

27.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Got her ass

26.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like what if Bill Gates lit himself on fire, that'd be fucking dope

26.02.2026 13:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wanna make a funny post but all I can think about is how many pieces of shit should die

26.02.2026 11:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've said it before, I'll say it again: hank hill was blasting crazy rope because of his narrow urethra

24.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"help I've fallen and I can't get up" looking ass

24.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't mind me just manifesting

24.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike huckabee drowning in diarrhea

24.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want him to die embarrassed and broken

24.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This blows my mind

24.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Much like how we all endure the hardship of winter, all of our meat tiny in Kawhi's hands

24.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you were a bathroom attendant in the 1980s you're now at risk for Poop Lung

23.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The FBI director dying would be so awesome

23.02.2026 12:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

22.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 3536    🔁 868    💬 60    📌 123
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It touched down and destroyed my home

21.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seven margaritas and a DUI

21.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Cracked a sealed Genus edition last night, gonna frame these

21.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"oh snap this is just like that one episode of true life" - me, too often

20.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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French Onion Soup Watch

20.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someone should make a T. Rex skin for the Windows XP pinball game and rename it the Spaceball Ricochet

20.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0