Elroy Jestson

Weezer has songs that I love, but there is no amount of money that would make me give a fuck about that band

Gonna be bumpin' some Barenaked Ladies in honor of Brian Wilson today

She dougie on my McD til I buckets?

She Mul on my Roney til I Dermot

If you're holding a really large spatula and you don't slap it into the palm of your hand, were you ever really holding a really large spatula?

Glovese

New ska band: Brian Windhorst Neck Pussy

Splash Hog for my LapHog

I am my father's son

I wonder if the lead singer of LEN just kinda...sounds like that all the time?

Assuming this tag is someone's cock and balls with cum dripping out of it...just pure artistry really

Black Moth Super Rainbow and Adventure Time are both fruit that fell from the same tree

I hope there's an option where you can pay a fee to see his up-to-date Power Rankings

Every crime I commit is a crime of passion because my greatest weakness is I care too much

LOOK AT HER

🎵🎶girl you know you're lost, lost in the gochujang sauce🎶🎵

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Slamming more tang than an astronaut in a chugging competition

Nico Harrison has an energy about him that belongs on Love is Blind

Staryu going to prom with anyone? Oh you are...yeah Ditto haha....No I'm actually not, yeah
...I was gonna ask you but I guess I'm just a Slowking ha

Shirt with Boiler Room logo (the dj series) and also Giovanni Ribisi and Vin Diesel on it

Bobby Boucher was a shaman who prayed to the swamp god and his mother was a high priestess who helped facilitate the temporary transfer of Godly powers into her son

Anybody see the Piss Moon this weekend?

I wanna make a shirt that says "This is just like that movie" and on the back it says "The Happening"

Its a math class for 33 year olds

In my math class they taught me pressure*motion=swag

YOU GOTTA BE DOWN TO COME BACK!!

Massive fumble

Insane come up