wario lemieux

elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

the Leafs are going to get Matthews back for the game against Florida, lose it, and generate simultaneous "Matthews ruined the chemistry" and "the Leafs can't beat a true contender" discourses

holding space for mitch marner right now and feeling a lot of power in that

Sign Mitch now. Right now. Sign him at the second intermission. Get’er done

16 & 88 don’t give a fuck how many guys are out.

Felt like a Marner statement game and the numbers agree

she’s licking her asshole but the paw is the same

the hamsters name? shambles

WHEN WILL I GET THIS PLEASE i’m a good person i deserve it

he has all his other hats under there

i can’t stop laughing at this screenshot my friend sent me

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, sitting and looking at the camera with an alert expression. His eyes are green and his nose is pink. His front paws are very small and have darker fur in between his toes to accentuate them. His right ear has a small nick in it.

dapper looking fellow

A well fed tabby cat sitting in the corner of a big, off-white armchair. He's looking into the camera and his body language is relaxed. He's resting a fat polydactyl paw on his side and his tail is wrapped around him. #CatsOfBluesky

Magnificent Joe

my late fiv+ dracula boy when we found him + 6-12 months later

a tweet with a picture of two sleeping cats holding each other in one cat bed. the caption says “sometimes I wake up like holy fuck life is just meaningless suffering and nothing else and then my cats are just downstairs doing this and it feels like God just flicked me in the forehead.”

when things get bad just remember: cats

To be loved is to be changed. 🥰

u can’t replicate auston matthews. u can only recreate him in the aggregate.

I'm not looking for some lost, helpless princess, I'm looking for a crone who lives in a bog and explodes into a thousand bats as a means of transportation

i thought it was anthony jizzo

for legal superstitious reasons if god does see this i didn’t mean it

is god on bluesky yet like will he punish me for my schadenfreude here bc: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRUINS

make no mistake DMing with wario lemieux comes with a specific set of risks @wealthyscratch.bsky.social

The correct answer is 8.

And if you cut before this season’s small sample where Nylander is on a hot streak and Marner’s shooting% is about 10% less than his historic average, it was just 3.

finally a starter pack that’s actually useful

Letting this man walk would be a fireable offence

mitch wishing the argos luck 🏈🫡

Chappell Roan saying “My kink is watching you ruin your life” actually reset my hard drive