Offload them onto someone else!
05.03.2026 18:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@retro-bait.bsky.social
Retro Futuristic Abdl Boy | 24 | Usually found hypnotised | He/They | https://throne.com/retro-bait | https://ko-fi.com/retrokitty | https://subscribestar.adult/retro-bait . Banner: @spacefluuuf.bsky.social Profile: @brieflyy33n.bsky.social
Offload them onto someone else!
05.03.2026 18:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AYO!
05.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, Snazzy, that's cause you unambiguously and unequivocally belong in DIAPERS! They're just the bestest ever fit for you! You're MADE for them!
05.03.2026 18:24 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 01k wedgies followed by 1k spanks
05.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In space, no one can hear you stream!
05.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who up for some comms?
05.03.2026 09:06 — 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
I wouldn't want to break the universal rules that bind our existence into place.
A Retro must be eepy
Why on EARTH would I want a laser pointer?? That's for someone else to have. I just wanna chase the pretty light!
04.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Okay wait you're onto something
04.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 02 for 1 sale on bright futures!
04.03.2026 23:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Money is nothing, give me the starship!
04.03.2026 23:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My birthday is next month, quick chat what do I want?
04.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0I'm good, sounds like effort
04.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is super exciting! Keep us posted, Pupper!
04.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your vessel could not contain the eldritch expanse of my eep
04.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I was eepy in the morning in bed, I was eepy at midday during my walk... And now... I'm eepy at the airport
Doth mine eep know no bounds?!
A padded blue dog wearing a hoodie styled after their partner's sona
They're for EVERYONE!
Toon Time piece for @werewolfkid.monster
I MISSED it, agghhh
04.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wow Emerald really can't stop sitting on other people's faces in his diaper!!
Commission for Tako and Emerald.
Make sure to squish your tush on every available surface! Really get the gay in there!
04.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Approaching you AT SPEED
04.03.2026 10:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh wait, they are yeah, actually they suck and I hate them 😜
04.03.2026 10:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A tiny sketch of a Retro pumping his hand in the air
He's just really far away, actually
04.03.2026 10:05 — 👍 64 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0Loving the nails, kiddo!
04.03.2026 10:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you see an artist in the community that still needs rent, consider giving them 50$. Just give it to them. You have no idea how much that can help someone
04.03.2026 07:35 — 👍 30 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0P R E A C H, Ari
03.03.2026 18:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting into the hot tub in your tight cartoon speedos... Cage bulge nice and prominent as Dad's not-so-caged bulge twitches proudly.
03.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 48 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
You and Bro sleeping in the two-bed room, Dad tucking each of you in and handing you your stuffy before heading back down to get some grown-up time...
(he peeks in later and sees you've sneaked into the same bed and are snuggling tight).
Padded cabin trip.
Dad makes pancakes in just a jockstrap while you and your bro squish your very soggy morning diapers and drink apple juice...
“My cute little kittens~”
03.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 141 🔁 27 💬 8 📌 0