Dark McGwire✌🏿

Moving the ALT button diagonally fucked me up for a quick second

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“Sentient diaper genie”

our sports hemisphere (and society, as a whole) will be so much more enjoyable when this sentient diaper genie disappears from relevance

Please god don’t let them try to put Logan in Bron spot

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@mamamercy.blacksky.app Happy Birthday!!🎉🎊

Y'all know water buffalo AND moose walk under the water!?

And orcas be eating moose. Orcas ain't never gave two damns or two shits.

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I heard it yesterday for the first time idc this mf a banger!! 🔥🔥

you read the translation to this song and Bunny was talkin CASH shit.

😭 it sounds like a Ludacris skit from 2001-02 forreal

“Hey, it’s TIGER WOODS” on MULTIPLE voicemails is insanity. #TuckTheHorny

I came in here to say this about Tiger😂😭😭

Tiger was leaving his first and last on the hoes answer machine he was wildin this more of niggas tried to tell her moment lol

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I didn’t even consider getting my own. These prices aren’t that bad!!

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As do I for you and your elevations. In due time!!✊🏿

Straight up!!! I’m on my way home to do it again rn

reminder to unclench ur jaw & take a deep breath

And G.O.M.D! 😂

You of all people should know exactly what I’m cheesin bout. You knew before my damn brother did lol

Coworker: “What’s so funny?”

Me: “What?”

Coworker: “You keep smiling.”

Me: “OH uh uh…TEAMS messages”

Me on the inside:

🫱🏾‍🫲🏿I was letting some song play at my desk and was like, “I’m jammin too hard. This counts!🤷🏿‍♂️”

Reminder: Don't talk about it. Be about it. Send her/him/them some flowers and a nice note.
Heavy on the NICE. Don't be fucking weird.
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(Yes, it counts!!)

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I think yall will recognize the sample used in this one.

Fuck it, I’m adding dancehall.

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The whole album is crazy but

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Damn, It’s a lot of these

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