Kurt Russell’s Beard

The Venn diagram of “Don’t tread on me” people and “Just comply” people is a circle

I too fear for my life if a car is anywhere near me. I literally piss myself in fear at crosswalks.

I should probably do my taxes, eh?

Uh oh, I started Balatro and feel myself getting too into it already

Why are so many people following me I’m barely on here

Is this a safe space? Ok, here goes. The first time I saw the name Chappell Roan I thought people were talking about Dave Chapelle, thinking he said something stupid again.

Seems like things over here a popping off a bit

I should probably do my taxes soon, eh?

Last night was ok

In the shower listening to the halftime show when ABC breaks in saying Trump won the caucus and then some other stuff about it. I think a better and faster way to say it would have been “Iowa. Still dumb.”

Gfs family is coming here for Xmas so tomorrow is cleaning all day. Naturally, I’m still awake at 3AM to ensure the day is as awful as possible

Elen finally kill Twitter?

I do not have enough time left in the year to get everything done I want to get done. So it’s basically the same as every year prior

How the fuck backwards ass Ohio legalize pot before Wisconsin?

I thought I was gonna be able to finish Starfield by the time Spider-Man 2 came out but with 2 days left there’s no way in hell that’s gonna happen. Not the worst problem to have in all honesty

10 more minutes! You ready to be a zombie Matt? I know I am!

Y’all ready to get zombified today?

Lots of activity on here today lol

Is this where they keep the silly little goobers?