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Someone get that fucking Nickle guy on the horn, whatever the fuck his name is, and tell him to revert these changes.

Oh, you can change the fucking themes but you can't stop the Chinese state-sponsored propaganda or the 200 OnlyFan's spam messages I get a day?

Xitter removed the light blue color scheme. The only options are 'dark' theme and 'light' theme.

Both look like shit.

This entire site is going to hell in a hand basket. This has ruined my day, possibly my entire life, I don't know yet.

> Vidar
> Malware as a Service
> Used by cybercriminals
> Leaked crack appears
> Look inside
> AveMaria malware

tldr cybercriminal cracks malware used by cybercriminals, puts malware inside crack, cybercriminals a victim of cybercriminals

Hello,

Last year people who attended DEFCON wanted to gift things to me. I have received them. I do not understand this sticker one of you sent me.

What does "Peg A Fed" mean

Nerds have gotten access to the ICE subreddit (???) and archived it publicly.

1. Why is there an ICE subreddit
2. Why are ICE people using Reddit
3. Why was it even accessible
4. ???

I don't understand anything

I like to imagine a bunch of military bros at some fuckin base wanting updates on malware and I'm just schizo ranting about my general distrust for the United States government and spamming cat pictures

> see post online
> us military offensive cyber warfare division
> click profile
> they follow me
> wtf?
> theyre following me?
> is the us military using my website to study malware?
> *follow back*

Hello,

More updates being pushed to prod tomorrow. Also have some mildly interesting news to share related to something we sometimes do.

Additionally, my son will be turning 1 years old soon. Feel old yet?

Cheers,
-smelly smellington

Discord knows everyone will bitch and moan on the internet, SOBBMAXXING, but 99.9% of people will hand over their identification. They'll be scared, or reluctant, but they'll do it anyway so they can keep their yellow badge in their Harry Potter Fan Fiction Roleplay Discord

Discord is only popular because it's convenient.

It's shrimple to use, shrimple to install, and requires almost no critical thought to configure.

The masses do not care about security, or privacy, or whatever. They want easy.

tl;dr discord normiemogged teamoids

AI slop Xitter posts with AI slop top comments with AI slop subcomments

> Find malware campaign
> Check VT
> (Looks) New
> Currently undetected
> Look inside
> Obfuscated Lua

Seriously? Lua? You guys are a bunch of sick fucks

HEY UHHH, I KNOW LIKE A BUNCH OF DATA FORENSICS PEOPLE AND DATA SCIENTISTS ARE TRYING TO DECODE THESE EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS BUT UHHH HAVE YOU TRIED ASKING CLAUDE AND TELLING IT TO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKES?

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

JEFFREY EPSTEIN KEPT A FULL COPY OF THE 2005 BASH REFERENCE MANUAL

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

The Chrysalis Backdoor: A Deep Dive into Lotus Blossom’s toolkit Rapid7 Labs, together with the Rapid7 MDR team, has uncovered a sophisticated campaign attributed to the Chinese APT group Lotus Blossom.

Rapid7 did a write-up on the Notepad++ compromise. Rapid7 released the paper fast af boi

How?
1. They sat on it
or...
2. Called in all the malware analysis schizos for lock the fuck in time

tldr ya prolly China lol

www.rapid7.com/blog/post/tr...

> Notepad++ says infra compromised
> Suspects Chinese state-sponsored hackers
> "Why would China hate Notepad++????"
> Look inside

Chat, no big deal.

It turns out Notepad++ was compromised at the infrastructure level and if you downloaded or updated Notepad++ after September, 2025 or before December, 2025, an unknown state-sponsored actor has compromised your machine.

notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacke...

In 2014 Epstein advised someone hire Hector Monsegur a/k/a Sabu of LulzSec for something.

EFTA01922639

Pic unrelated

Jeffrey Epstein attended DEFCON?

There is a place in Turkey called the "Yıldız Technical University's Davutpaşa Campus"

They have a place called "Kedili Duvar". This translates to "The wall of Cats". Unbeknownst to me, someone has DEFILED this wall by LEAKING the password on it

Microsoft stock fell 11% today a total loss equal to $400,000,000,000

Despite constant growth from Microsoft, and cloud earnings exceeding expectations, investors expressed concern over "ballooning" AI spending

Microsoft asserts their spending is due to being unable to meet customer demand for AI

Startup idea: electric vehicles that charge over USB C

Assuming the platform doesn't collapse after a week, would anyone here be interested in the development in a @upscrolled.bsky.social mirror system similar to my Twitter to Bsky mirrors

>wake up
>take a shit
>get out of bed
>slide trash off desk
>get on beep boop machine
>powered by lots of hamsters
>get on internet
>check news
>russia malwares poland
>something about clawd idfk
>windows is dumb
>some other stuff probably
>thank God it's almost Friday

You're now breathing manually.
You're now blinking manually.

You've been bamboozled.

Keep scrolling, nerd.

Hello, Tiny People Living Inside My Computer,

I have added more malware to malware city. It's a lot. I didn't add it up. It's like, 300,000 malwares, or something, I don't know.

Thanks and enjoy your Tuesday

vx-underground.org/Updates

> make post on Xitter
> new comment notification
> look inside
> nothing there
> "Show probable spam" appears
> click button
> look inside
> nothing there

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> It's the year 2026
> Future_af_boi.exe
> Anyone can make anything, or something
> Can bring ideas to life easily
> Vibe coded app leaks these magical ideas
> Look inside