Barbara Evans

HEY JENELLE, I SEEN YA PLAYIN YAHTZEE WIFF YA NEW FAVRITE DRINK

MY DAWTA SENDING SMOKE SIGNALS FRUM LAS BAEGAS

MY DAWTA GOES THRU CUSTODY ARRANGMENTS LIKE SHE GOES THRU UNDAHWEAR/MEN
📢Barb

MY DAWTA THOUGHT DOGE STOOD FOHR DEPAHTMENT OF GREEN EGGS. SHE SAID THEY LEFT OUT THE HAM BECAUSE ELON WAS GETTIN RID OF THE POWK.
I SAID OMG JANELLE, HA, YA ACTUALLY TOLD A GOOD JOKE
BUT SHE WASNT LAFFIN

“YOU CANT SPELL HAPPINESS WIFFOUT PENIS”
-MY DAWTA

ITS SUMMAH TIME
KEEP YA CLOTHES ON AT THE BOAHDWALK @ WELLJENELLE
YA GROSSYGOOSE
📣 Barb

NO KINGS
NO JENELLES
NO TEEN PREGNANCY
📣Barb

BABS SO LOVED THA WOHLD, SHE GAVE HER LEAST FAVARITE DAWTA TAH MTV
BARB 3:16
📢 Babs

WHO PUT MUSTAHD IN THE AIR FRYAH???? 😡
📢 Barb

HICKAWY
DICKAWY
DOCK
MY DAWTA WANTS TAH FIND A NEW 🍆
📢 Kendrick Labarb

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MY DAWTA ASKED ME FOAH A LOAN.
I ASKED WHAT COLLATARAL SHE SHE WOULD USE
SHE SAID “IDK I THINK I CAN DO THE KIND THAT YOU MAIL AND GET RESULTS IN A FEW DAYS”
🤦‍♀️
📢 Barb

🔊MUSTAAAHD ON THA BEAT🔊
TO MY DAWTA
🎵CEHRTUHFAHD REALITY GAL?
CEHRTUHFAHD TRAILAH TRASH!
WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
BABS EFF ‘EM UP
WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
JENELLE SMOKE A BLUNT
WHY YA KIDS SMOKIN THA WEED?
U GOT FIYAH’D!
“MTV CALLED” BUT SHES PROBABLY A LIYAAAAAAAAAH🎶
📢
Barb

MY DAWTA ACTUALLY CHECKS THA MAIL? WOW SHE REELY IS GROWIN UP. FIHST OPENIN THE BLINDS, NOW THIS???
WAY TAH GO NUMBSKULL
xoxo
📢 Barb

MICHEL GREEN HEAHT!!! HOW THA HELL HAVE YA BEEN?

AWGUST PEEN STOP TEXTIN ME

HASHBROWN # TEAM MAWYSSA
📢 Barb

YA GUESSED IT.
IM #TEAMMAWYSSA
📢 Barb

HI FOLLOWAHS
MY DAWTA IS STILL A KNUCKLEHEAD
NOT MUCH NEW IN THA NEW YEAH
HAPPY 2025 BUY ME A DRINK
📢 Barb

IT DOESNT MATTAH WHICH APP YA USE, MY DAWTA IS STILL A MORON ON ALL OF EM
📢 Barb

WHATS THE BEST WAY TAH PREPAH THE MASHED POTOATOS?
MY NEIGHBAH, EARL, SAID SKIP THE MASHIN & TURNIT INTO VODKA 🤦‍♀️ LOUSY DRUNK
📢 Barb

AWGUST PEEN IS AN ENTERTAINMENT MANAGAH. HE HAS LOTSA FANCY CLIENTS. LIKE THIS ONE. NO THATS NOT MY DAWTA.
📢 Barb

AND MAHK CUBAN IS A HANDSOME THING
HUBBA HUBBA
📢 Barb

I AM AWF THA TWITTAH
TELL YA FRIENDS HOW TO FIND ME
📢 Barb

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DID YA KNOW???
MY DAWTA LIKES TO PASS GAS UNDAH THE BLANKET SO SHE CAN TAKE DEEP WHIFFS OF IT LATAH.
RUMAH HAS IT THATS WHY AWGUST PEEN DUMPED HER
📢 Barb

I SEEN MY MORON DAWTA WIFF HER TREE UP ALREADY
📢 Barb

ICYMI: MY SON IN LAW WAS HARRESTED AGAIN THIS IS MY STATEMENT ON THE MATTAH.
📢 Barb