Jas K @chesterkop

No pint?

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Not bad for someone that opened the gin bar at tea time. Pretty impressive in fact 😄

Love a bit of sausage 😄

No money for snap but plenty of money to bomb Venezuela

HOW CAN WE AFFORD TO INVADE VENEZUELA IF THERE'S NO MONEY FOR SNAP???

Keep reading and remembering.

Smoke a massive joint and you'll soon hoover those sweets up

Specsavers are mounting a campaign of harassment on me. Constant emails 😂😂
"We haven't seen you for a while"
"That's because your spamming my email and sending me constant texts" 😄

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Seen my mate Pete at the pool today. Season ticket holder at Rhyl Dickinson stadium. He asked me what I was doing for Halloween. Told him I'm dressing up as a trophy & goin looking for Everton fans to scare ☠️👻🏆

As long as no one tries bumming these COVID bats, should be ok

Tell uefa to piss off, cheeky cunts. Ask uefa if they want the date of Xmas day changing as well, if it's inconvenient for them. People wonder why uefa get boo's at Anfield. Blerts

It could turn out perfect. We make a resurgence as others start failing just after Xmas. We turn up like a turd that just won't flush away 😁

Imagine the pressure if slot played Wirtz or Sboz or Ekitike in the carabao and 1 of them got injured for the Villa & Madrid game. Things will start clicking soon and I'd bet my house on Wirtz being the centre of it all. His vision & brilliance is off the fucking scale.

No doubt perky Pete will be releasing the strike details on signal a few hours before

U.S. poised to strike military targets in Venezuela in escalation against Maduro regime The Trump Administration has made the decision to attack military installations inside Venezuela and the strikes could come at any moment, sources with knowledge of the situation told the Miami Herald...

Trump is set to launch his attack on Venezuela in the next few hours or days.

I can just about serve my needs. Must be a constantly revolving puzzle trying to meet the needs of a few mouthes 😂 it's hard to get fresh veg into a diet. Those steamed bags of veg make it a lot easier. I feel so much better cooking fresh food for every meal and not eating processed crap

I have the same revolving diet. Cottage pie & steam veg. Sausage & mash & steam veg. Pork loin & steam veg. Whatever I eat, it needs to include steam veg 😁 it's an effective diet for my pool activities.

People are missing a trick if they are not wearing a Prince Andrew mask trick or treating tonight. #Halloween

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That does sound lovely

He's got that look in his eyes. He wants sausages for his tea 😁

House Speaker Mike Johnson signed bill cutting $186B from SNAP in July 2025 Users shared this true claim amid uncertainty regarding whether Americans would receive federal food benefits during the 2025 government shutdown.

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Fox stew

What's everyone having for tea? I'm addicted to sausage & mash at the moment. Love cooking up a bag of spuds, put them through a ricer, add cream, creme fraiche, butter. Freezes well and fluffs up really nice. Perfect with Costco sausages.

I'm just par boiling some sprouts, dipping them in chocolate for a spooky special Halloween surprise for the kids 😁

This is a different approach to request a bukakke 😄

Some of the accusers are convicted sex pests

Yeah these patriot flag nonces, when a local man, white, is named as a rapist, do they go to that person's house like they do hotels? It's all about white power. Pathetic

Hopefully 😁