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Kara Jorgensen

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Queer, nonbinary author, MFA, adjunct professor, and dog mom. Your local ND science-goth crocheter. Julia Child meets Vincent Price. They/them karajorgensen.com

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Nice grab!

I'm so glad you're enjoying it! πŸ₯°πŸ«€

05.03.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other in front of a yellow sign that says 00 Alt: In The Court Jester, Danny Kaye (dressed as a jester) says, "Get it?" Basil Rathborne, as a sinister lord, says, "Got it," and Danny Kaye answers, "Good."

Tonight I introduced my 17-y-o to The Court Jester - my first viewing of it in over 30 years - and I'm happy to report that it's still absolutely hilarious. :) There was a LOT of laughing from both of us!

#TinyJoys

04.03.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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Making a t-shirt for every neurodiverse gay man who is struggling right now and remembers how much that one English teacher was rooting for them...

04.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

Katie is going to the vet tomorrow to get her shots and to get a lump on her face looked at.
I'm like 80% sure it's a cyst, but send good vibes that it's a cyst. Also wondering if the vet will Dr. Pimple-popper it while we're there if it is.

04.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Baby Longnecks Were Jurassic Popcorn Brachiosaurus was among the largest of the Morrison Formation sauropods, including at Dry Mesa. If I could travel to any ancient environment, where would I...

Who was eating whom 150 million years ago? The answers help outline how Jurassic ecosystems worked. My latest newsletter's out now! πŸ§ͺ

04.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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Wolf Worm

Just in case you missed it, I have a new horror novel out on the 24th! Distract yourself from the horrors with smaller, more controllable horrors?

torpublishinggroup.com/wolf-worm/?i...

04.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6

Hey authors, I know y’all hate self-promotion, but when I see book promos in my feed being retweeted by friends I trust, I almost always click through to check it out, and if it’s on sale you have *really* good odds of me taking a chance on it, so, you know, you should do that more.

04.03.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9
Graffiti on marble at the Hagia Sofia: Younger Futhark runes are marked in shaky hand on the marble, which likely required a lot of effort, spelling out Halfdan was here.

Graffiti on marble at the Hagia Sofia: Younger Futhark runes are marked in shaky hand on the marble, which likely required a lot of effort, spelling out Halfdan was here.

For centuries they were thought to just be scratches in the marble, perhaps structural damage from earthquakes. In 1964 it was determined these markings weren't random but writing: the Hagia Sophia bears Viking Era graffiti, runes that say "Halfdan was here." #WyrdWednesday

04.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Phenomenally autistic in a multi colored jumpsuit holding up
A peace sign ✌🏽 standing next to her book character

Phenomenally autistic in a multi colored jumpsuit holding up A peace sign ✌🏽 standing next to her book character

A purple background with black bubble text that reads: Stop Forcing Black Autistic Women to Fit Into Molds Authenticity shouldn't be a battle for survival.

A purple background with black bubble text that reads: Stop Forcing Black Autistic Women to Fit Into Molds Authenticity shouldn't be a battle for survival.

A purple background with Black bubble text that reads : Society loves conformity.
But for Black autistic women, that pressure to "fit in" is more than uncomfortable it's erasure.

A purple background with Black bubble text that reads : Society loves conformity. But for Black autistic women, that pressure to "fit in" is more than uncomfortable it's erasure.

A purple background with Black bubble text that reads: Every day, we are told to:
"Act normal."
"Be polite."
"Tone it down."
"Don't be too loud, too quiet, too different."
These "rules" are cages disguised as expectations.

A purple background with Black bubble text that reads: Every day, we are told to: "Act normal." "Be polite." "Tone it down." "Don't be too loud, too quiet, too different." These "rules" are cages disguised as expectations.

Stop forcing Black autistic women to shrink, mask, and conform. We don’t need to fit your norms πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ we redefine them. Our existence is not up for debate πŸ«ΆπŸ½πŸ¦‹β™ΎοΈπŸ–€

04.03.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Anti-Trans Democrats Blown Out In North Carolina Primary Election Anti-trans Democrat Nasif Majeed lost to Veleria Levy, who ran on a pro-LGBTQ+ platform. Other conservative Democrats lost as well on primary day.

1. In yesterday's primary elections, anti-transgender Democrats found out the hard way why you don't throw transgender people under the bus.

Two anti-trans dems lost their primaries, including one that cast the deciding veto override vote, in blowouts.

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04.03.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3277    πŸ” 916    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 98

Lol. The phrase popped into my head while thinking of how to write an Edgar update because my dog is nothing if not filled with piss and vinegar when he's feeling better πŸ˜‚
If he's too nice, I worry

04.03.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if "piss and vinegar" is a direct off-shoot/bastardization of "vim and vigor" because they sort of sound similar and they mean basically the same thing, except one is energy with attitude

04.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what everyone should be worrying about. Not Trump canceling elections, but Republicans taking the trips they've been playing on everyone else and doing them to white voter precincts.

This thread is a painfully perfect description of how it will go down.

04.03.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I hate when you have a day where you feel like you're coming off as short or rude unintentionally, so you just mute all your Discords and stop talking to people for a bit.
It's a me problem. Idk what it even is, but ugh.

04.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of Ibrahim. He looks sad.

A picture of Ibrahim. He looks sad.

A picture of what looks like Ibrahim's back. There are rashes and a bad looking mark on it. (I am not a doctor I am sorry)

A picture of what looks like Ibrahim's back. There are rashes and a bad looking mark on it. (I am not a doctor I am sorry)

A picture of Ibrahim at a makeshift clinic inside a tent. The doctor/nurse is listening to his chest with a stethoscope.

A picture of Ibrahim at a makeshift clinic inside a tent. The doctor/nurse is listening to his chest with a stethoscope.

A picture of Ibrahim and Bara'a in the sunshine. Bara'a has a mask on. Ibrahim is holding a bag of medicines, possibly purchased with your help. Palestinians need our support!

A picture of Ibrahim and Bara'a in the sunshine. Bara'a has a mask on. Ibrahim is holding a bag of medicines, possibly purchased with your help. Palestinians need our support!

Ibrahim has apersistent cold&coughπŸ˜”πŸ’”
His immunity is weakened due to malnutrition&extreme cold we face in our tattered tent
Now my child also has askin rash
I die daily from worrying for him😭
What kind of life is this,world?
When will Ifind peace,O God?😭
Please Support my childπŸ₯ΊπŸ™ tinyurl.com/baraaZ2

03.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 17
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I cry bitterly when I look at my five children, unable to feed them or protect them from the cold because my wife is unable to do anything due to shoulder pain and a heart valve prolapse. I need $200 to buy shoulder injections and food.
Vetted βœ…
@mommunism.bsky.social
chuffed.org/project/1574...

04.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 20
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Tyrant Lizard Queen: The Love, Life, and Terror of Earth’s Greatest Carnivore The Love, Life, and Terror of Earth’s Greatest Carnivore

Tyrant Lizard Queen, so good even the introduction made @dinopupper.bsky.social cry a little. πŸ¦–

04.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lol @theisb.bsky.social just said out loud β€œhow is that different than growing a mustache and then shaving it off later” and like at the risk of being reductive, yeah??? how IS that different

03.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gold art deco scrollwork in teh corners of a black background, on which is the following list:

Stretch Goals!

Β£5k - Chapter Header Image
Β£7500 - No-Frills Audiobooks
Β£10k - Annotated ebook (V)
Β£12.5k - Printed Endpapers 
Β£15k - Annotated ebook (B)
Β£17.5k - House Bookmarks
Β£20k - Sprayed Edges
Β£25k - Deluxe Audiobook (V)

500 NA Physical Backers - Reduced Shipping!

Gold art deco scrollwork in teh corners of a black background, on which is the following list: Stretch Goals! Β£5k - Chapter Header Image Β£7500 - No-Frills Audiobooks Β£10k - Annotated ebook (V) Β£12.5k - Printed Endpapers Β£15k - Annotated ebook (B) Β£17.5k - House Bookmarks Β£20k - Sprayed Edges Β£25k - Deluxe Audiobook (V) 500 NA Physical Backers - Reduced Shipping!

Wow! So we hit double the funding goal for THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF VALENZIAGA on Day 1!

That means…Stretch Goals! Here they are (yes, we’ve already unlocked the first one - Chapter Header Images, woo!)

As ever, these will be HUMAN ART!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tri...

04.03.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
Selfie of Hammam in a tent.

Selfie of Hammam in a tent.

Selfie of Abood and Hammam. Abood has a blue shirt on and Hamman has a dark blue shirt from an American University.

Selfie of Abood and Hammam. Abood has a blue shirt on and Hamman has a dark blue shirt from an American University.

Abood on a bedroll looking distressed.

Abood on a bedroll looking distressed.

Abood on a bedroll looking panicked, in pain. Please share!

Abood on a bedroll looking panicked, in pain. Please share!

Urgent humanitarian appeal🚨
We are in Gaza, our hearts are broken, our lives are catastrophic, we are homeless, living on the sand without tents.
I have a disabled brother with a broken leg who needs surgery.
We urgently appeal to you to donate to us.
Verified @mommunism.bsky.socialβœ…

urls.fr/DzYN15

04.03.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 20
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CALL NOW: Tell Your Senators No War With Iran | Indivisible Demand your Senator do everything in their power to stop Trump’s war on Iran.

TODAY: The Senate is expected to vote on a War Powers Resolution for Trump’s illegal war with Iran.

Like the Iraq War vote two decades ago, this decision will define a generation of politicians.

Call your senators and demand that they rein in Trump and prevent further military operations in Iran.

04.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 17
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House GOP leadership allegedly worried Reps Hunt and Crenshaw just stop showing up to vote after their loses tonight

04.03.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1562    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you mean the US ran out of missiles? What's the point of teachers buying their own school supplies if we don't have infinite missiles forever?

04.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

I finished reading this last month, and it's a lot of fun.
If you want something with Cabot Cove from Murder She Wrote vibes but with witches, murder, and cute tarantulas, hit it up!πŸ–€

03.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Spain's leader with a message that should be adopted by every top Democrat

04.03.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4996    πŸ” 1497    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 40

When someone says β€žScientists do not want you to knowβ€œ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9012    πŸ” 3916    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 160
Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

04.03.2026 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1949    πŸ” 1258    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 176

Let this serve as a warning to Dems who abandon trans folks and vote for anti trans bills. You will be primaried, and you will lose.

04.03.2026 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1777    πŸ” 445    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6

Final Edgar biopsy update:
Still NOT cancer. The pathologists think it was a piece of plant material that got embedded in his mouth that encapsulated, got infected, and burst open/fell out.
Once again, fuck the first vet, and YAY FOR NOT CANCER

03.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl, I think I'm still mildly traumatized from my experience at the first vet I went to with Edgar when his mouth was bleeding. I am so glad that I am not a passive or trusting person because I could have put a healthy dog to sleep because the vet was a lazy, high-handed asshole 🫠

03.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0