“You got it! And, of course, right back at you! Why don’t you go enjoy the holiday? I can keep an eye on things!”
15.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“You got it! And, of course, right back at you! Why don’t you go enjoy the holiday? I can keep an eye on things!”
15.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“That’s okay! I don’t need a gift! I haven’t got it yet but I did order you some Nuka-Cola Dark!”
15.02.2026 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“Oh! Should I not get you a gift?”
15.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Valentine’s Day? Where’s Six?
15.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Oh, definitely!
Benny had me help him kill a bunch of couriers and then the Courier had me help him overthrow the NCR, Legion, and Mr. House!
I haven’t! But, I’ve got state-of-the-art RobCo weaponry and, although I’m not usually inclined to use it, I bet it would be very effective!
13.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Great! Is there anything else I can do for you?
13.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
(Unless Clarice told him to go back to his normal activities, he would’ve sat still, occasionally shifting to keep balanced.
Placing her down, he’d give a pleased hum.)
Did that help?
Oh, yeah! He was great until my new best friend came along!
13.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
(Cue the claws gently scooping Clarice up and lifting her until her neck is at shoulder level.
Heat radiates from the robot’s torso, not enough to burn but enough to be too warm for comfort on a summer day in Nevada.)
Hm…
I could lift you up?
I could… fall over?
13.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1FROM WHAT MUSICIAN?
13.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
PSSSHT—!! (Cue radio static and popping.)
(Now there’s classical music.)
“Sure! Whatever you need!” He waits patiently with bated not-breath.
13.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would soothing classical music help?
13.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2Do you want a shoulder to cry on?
13.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1You did not!
13.02.2026 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1My old best friend and boss!
13.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Benny got crucified once!
12.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Oh, I was just happy to help him take that leap!”
07.02.2026 04:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Sure! Unless you’d rather me wait somewhere else, of course! I get needing some alone time.”
He pats her shoulder and gives what could be classified as a nod.
“I totally understand! You don’t know me from Adam! I’ll be here if you change your mind!”
He’s… he’s not moving.
“Would you like me to tell the others to be quiet? I’d be happy to!”
04.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That I can do!
How will the votes be counted?
And I probably deserve it! Though, if you’re trying to kill me, I feel inclined to warn you that I can’t die!
04.02.2026 05:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Nope! But I might be able to help you! What can I do to assist?”
04.02.2026 05:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
“Don’t feel too bad! It’s probably my fault. Most likely a safeguard put in place by Emily to keep me from turning on Benny! Or, well, whoever I’m helping!”
He shrugs, offering her a sincere smile… (or the Yes-Man equivalent.)
“Sorry you did all that work for nothing!”
👁️👄👁️
04.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1