The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧

A sketch of Phenomaman talking to Robert as he rests his hand on Roberts shoulder. Phenomaman is smiling. Dialogue: Phenomaman: You look like a strapping, young business woman with a smart, long future

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A two-panel comic of Waterboy and Invisigal. Panel 1: Waterboy and Invisigal are sitting by a table. Waterboy's left arm is resting on the table, and his right hand is running through his own hair. His facial expression looks troubled and baffled. Invisigal is sitting next to him and drinking a glass of unidentifiable liquid with a straw. She is looking at him with a bored expression. The text in Waterboy's speech bubble is the largest, meanwhile the text in his thought bubble is light. Dialogue: Waterboy (thoughts): My first ever boyfriend is a 6'4" kawaii bimbo whore with the Lord's largest ass, banging pecs, and the ability to fly... Waterboy: If Flambae breaks up with me, should I kill myself? Invisigal: I don't think Flambae is worth killing yourself over for any reason. Panel 2: Waterboy is turned towards Visi. His hands are up and in a grip-like position, as if he is desperately trying to communicate the seriousness of the situation. Visi is looking at him with furrowed brows and a slightly offended expression. Dialogue: Waterboy: /But Invisigal.../ He even lets me top!! Waterboy: **ME!!! TOP!!!** Invisigal: Dude if you're gonna go TMI on me, you might as well get graphic about it

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A sketch of Waterboy and Flambae sitting next to each other at a table. Wateboy looks furious and is spitting excessively as he shouts. He is holding a glass of an unspecific alcoholic drink in his right hand, and in front of him are 7 empty glasses. Flambae's face is entirely coated in Waterboy's saliva. Next to Flambae are two glasses, one of which is half-full with an alcoholic beverage. Waterboy's dialogue is not in a speech bubble - it is covering the entire background and is behind the two characters. The text is neon red (parts of the text that are covered by the foreground characters is indicated in this transcription through square brackets). Dialogue: Waterboy: MY LIFE IS SHIT FLAMBAE ALL I DO IN MY SPARE TIME IS LISTEN TO BLACK METAL ON SPEAKERS AND WATCH SNUFF FILMS CUZ I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO!!! I CAN’T “HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS” I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!! I ONLY EVER GET TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE AT WORK AND AT UNIVERSITY BUT NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO ME IN EITHER OF THOSE PLACES! THE ONLY PERSON WHO EVER WILLINGLY TALKS TO ME IS MY GRAN[DMA AND] SHE’S OL[D AS] SHIT SHE’S BARELY CONSCIOUS HALF [THE TIME!!] EVEN MY [MOMS] DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME THEY ONL[Y EVER CALL ME TO ASK ME] ABOUT MY GRADES! THEY DENY IT BUT I [KNOW THEY WERE EXCITED] WHEN I DECIDED I WAS MOVI[NG OUT!! THE ONLY THING WAITING FOR ME AT HOME] IS WORK!! I [HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF GRANNY AND HER 50 CATS WH]ICH I DIDN’T [FUCKING ASK FOR!! CAN YOU IMAGINE CL]EANING THE LITTER BO[X EVERY TWO HOURS?? I CAN CUZ THATS MY REALITY]!!!!!!!!! Flambae: d. damn.

#dispatch #waterbae waterboy who gets very emotional and angry when drunk and desperately needs to rant & flambae who becomes super chill when drunk and can't process This

Two sketches of Flambae and Waterboy. Each sketch has a title over it - the sketch on the left has the title "EXPECTATION", and the sketch on the right is titled "REALITY". The "EXPECTATION" sketch is of Flambae holding Waterboy close to himself and looking at him smugly and flirtatiously. Waterboy's arms are close together and he is stiffly hunched forward. His face is flustered. Around Flambae are a bunch of sparkles, and there is a cloud-like speech bubble above his head that reads "Hey, angel. Did you fall from heaven?" The "REALITY" sketch is of Flambae holding and hugging Waterboy's left arm. Flambae has a happy and cute facial expression. Waterboy is in a neutral yet still slightly stiff stance. He is still flustered, but also a little bit surprised. Around Flambae are a bunch of hearts, and there is a cloud-like speech that reads "THERE YOU ARE~!!". To the left of Waterboy's head is small text which is implied to be either Waterboy's thoughts or words, and it says "HOW IN THE WORLD...".

#dispatch #waterbae guy who listens to black metal x guy who texts "Boo!" to his dates during a blackout

A sketch of Waterboy twisting Flambae's nipple. Flambae is screaming in pain. Behind his head is text that reads "YEOUWCH". Waterboy is smiling innocently. there is an arrow pointing at Waterboy, and the text next to the arrow reads "evil". There is a green checkmark next to this word. Above the nipple that's being twisted, there is Japanese SFX text that reads "グキ" (translation: sound effect potentially used for cracking joints).

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A sketch of Waterboy happily looking at his phone. There is a text box emerging from the phone that shows what Waterboy is looking at. On his phone's screen, there are three text messages, the first and third being sent from Flambae (as indicated through a fire emoji that the messages are attached to), and the second is from Waterboy himself. The texts are as follows: Flambae: Peek-a-boo! Waterboy: What's this about? :-) Flambae: Got you attention hihi bet u feel dumb now Next to the smiling face of Waterboy, there is light grey text that reads "I Need to rip him into pieces".

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"Cute aggression [...] is the urge to squeeze or bite things perceived as being cute without the desire to cause any harm."
- Cute aggression. (2026, January 27). In Wikipedia.

A tumblr ask from an anonymous user that reads "Hey it's my birthday today, I'll send u a Kofi if you redraw Flambae with his hairy pits out, an angel dies any time he shaves/waxes 💔".

this was the ask with the dare. I did get the 5 dollars, btw. lovely person 😸

forgot to mention here that, cuz of this drawing, someone on tumblr dared me to draw Flambae with hairy armpits for 5 dollars. this was my reply

A sketch of Flambae grabbing Waterboy's face with his right arm. There is steam coming off of Waterboy's face. There is SFX above Waterboy's head and in the middle of the steam that reads "TSSSSS".

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A sketch of Flambae bridal-carrying Waterboy while in the air. They are surrounded by clouds. Flambae is looking smugly at Waterboy. Waterboy is smiling but is staring at Flambae with wide open eyes. Dialogue: Flambae: I'm gonna leave you on top of a skyscraper now Waterboy: ?

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A sketch of Waterboy and Flambae looking each other in the eyes with scared expressions. Flambae's hands are on Waterboy's shoulders. Their eyes are cartoonishly bulging out of their skulls. They are both nervously sweating. Dialogue: Flambae: we're in deep shit, Herman Waterboy: oopsie-poopsie

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A sketch of Waterboy sitting on Flambae's shoulders. Waterboy's hands are on Flambae's head. There is water running down Waterboy's legs and Flambae's shoulders. They both look neutral.

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A sketch of Flambae and Waterboy talking to one another. Flambae looks serious and his brows are furrowed. Waterboy looks neutral and his right index finger is up as if he is making a point. The font used in this comic writes all letters in their capitalized form. Flambae's second speech bubble is large and slightly covers Waterboy's speech bubble and dialogue. Dialogue: Flambae: SO MY ONLY OPTIONS ARE TO CALL YOU "WATERBOY" OR FUCKING... "HERM"?? Waterboy: WELL THERE'S ALSO "HERMAN" AND "HERMY" Flambae: THESE NAMES ARE SHIT, HERMAN

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The first panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy (and Flambae). Waterboy is taking an extremely cold shower. His eyes are wide open. The background is the phrase "i'm normal about the fire man." infinitely repeating.

The first panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy (and Flambae). Waterboy is out of the shower and wearing a sleeveless top. He is rubbing his hair with a towel. There is a silhouette of Flambae's head in the foreground, looking at Waterboy. Dialogue: Waterboy (thoughts): i'm normal... Flambae: oh, hey, waterboy!

The third panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae (and Waterboy). Flambae is looking and smiling at Waterboy, who is off-screen. He is only wearing flame-patterned underwear and posing with his right hand on his hip. There are sparkles all around his muscular body. Dialogue: Flambae: you fixed the toilet? thanks a lot, bro. i was gonna do it myself, obviously, but, you know, i have a whole routine i gotta do. but, yeah. thanks for doing it for me. (in smaller text: and uh. sorry for making you fix it alone.)

The fourth panel of a four-panel comic about Waterboy (and Flambae). A close-up of Waterboy's face. He is smiling subtly at Flambae (who is off-screen) and his eyes are wide open. The towel he was using in panel 2 is not resting on his head. His thoughts are written in extremely large, neon red text that is being slightly cut off by the borders of the image. Dialogue: Waterboy (thoughts): **I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THE FIRE MAN**

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A sketch of Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae is looking at Waterboy with face reminiscent of Marge Simpson from the Simpsons. Waterboy is screaming with his hands on his face. Dialogue: Flambae: *poor marge impression* hrmm hermie =) Waterboy: STOPPPPP

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The original meme that the previous sketch is based on. It is the meme of the girl and boy texting one another in their beds, smiling at their phones. The text is the same as the text featured in the sketch.

based on this meme

A sketch of Waterboy and Flambae sitting together on a couch. Waterboy is wearing a band t-shirt and pants, and his arm is around Flambae's shoulder. Flambae is wearing tight black pants and a tight white tank-top with a scoop neck that shows off his chest hair. His legs are crossed. Waterboy is smiling and looking at the ceiling with hollow eyes. Flambae is looking at Waterboy with an uncertain expression. Dialogue: Waterboy: Killing must feel good to God, too. Waterboy: He does it all the time, and are we not created in God's image? Flambae: can we talk about my day

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A traditional sketch drawn using a ballpoint pen of Flambae and Waterboy. They are both drawn in a shoujo-like art style, with Flambae having large eyes and a small, round head (akin to a girl draw in the shoujo art style), and Waterboy having big, relaxed eyes and a sharp chin (akin to a boy drawn in the shoujo art style). The sketch is split in the middle via a vertical line, and Flambae is on the left side of the sketch while Waterboy is on the right. They are facing the camera and are implied to be looking at each other. Half of both of their faces are covered by their respective, vertical, cloud-like speech bubbles. Flambae's speech bubble says "がんばります！" (translation: "I'll do my best!"), and Waterboy's says "しんじています。" (translation: "I believe (in you)."). Both of the characters are surrounded by sparkles.

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A half-body sketch of Malevola and Waterboy standing next to each other. Malevola is looking judgmentally at Waterboy. Waterboy looks baffled. There is blood running from his nose. Dialogue: Malevola: Flambae's idiocy really gets you hot & bothered? There is an arrow pointing at Waterboy, and the arrow is emerging from text that reads "having an aneurysm".

#dispatch #waterbae flambae's moe gap is insane

A sketch of Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae is shirtless and has his right arm lifted to show his waxed armpit to Waterboy. He is pointing with his left hand at the armpit. He is smiling casually as he looks at Waterboy. Waterboy's face is not visible as he is facing away from the camera. Dialogue: Flambae: hey herman, i waxed my armpits the other day, touch it it's crazy smooth Waterboy (thoughts): ew wtf...? pits are gross

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anyone on here remember/know about the phrase "female-presenting nipples" that took tumblr by storm a couple years ago. that was insane. anyways this comic is making fun of that phrase

The first panel of a four-panel comic about Invisigal (and Flambae). Invisigal is staring at the camera smugly. She has her hand up to her collar bone. Dialogue: Visi: Hello. I am female. And today i present to you: nipples. Visi: Are you ready? Visi: Drum roll please.

The second panel of a four-panel comic about Invisigal and Flambae. Visi is grabbing the sides of Flambae's v-neck and staring at his chest smugly. There is SFX text over the entire image that reads "DRDRDRDRDRDRDRDR", which is supposed to signify the sound of a drum roll. Flambae is confused and staring at Visi. Dialogue: Flambae: what're you doing

The third panel of a four-panel comic about Invisigal and Flambae. This panel has the same exact composition as the previous panel. Visi has uncovered a little bit of Flambae's chest by stretching the v-neck of his uniform open. His nipples are not visible yet. Visi looks mildly concerned. The "DRDRDRDR" SFX text is getting progressively smaller.

The fourth panel of a four-panel comic about Invisigal and Flambae. The background is now dark grey and the SFX drum roll text has disappeared. Visi has completely unveiled Flambae's chest, and his nipples are nowhere to be seen. She looks horrified. Dialogue: Visi: where are your nipples Flambae: why do you need them

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A sketch of Waterboy accompanied by a small 3-panel comic of Flambae. The sketch shows Waterboy angrily throwing a chair at a window, breaking the window. There is large SFX text above the sketch that reads "CRASH". The three panels of the small comic all depict Flambae watching Waterboy with his arms crossed. In panel 1, Flambae looks smug. Dialogue: Flambae: OHO! yeah, I've been there. In panel 2, Flambae looks the exact same as he did in panel 1. This time, he is not talking. To his left, it says "......" In panel 3, Flambae looks concerned. His eyes are wide open. Dialogue: Flambae: Oh Shit I /Have/ Been There

#dispatch #waterbae the guy with anger issues and the guy with developing anger issues

A two-panel comic of Flambae and Waterboy. Panel 1: Waterboy is looking at someone off-screen with a blank face. Flambae is looking at him in surprise. Dialogue: Waterboy: i want that man to swipe my credit card through a fraudulent card reader and look over my shoulder while i type in the pin code of my card Panel 2: Flambae is looking at Waterboy with a confused expression. Waterboy has turned to look at Flambae with a strained, cringing face. Dialogue: Flambae: or you could just... you know. have sex with him. Waterboy: nooo thats too farrrrrrrr

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A half-body sketch of Waterboy and Flambae walking together. Waterboy is looking confused and cornerned at Flambae. Flambae, meanwhile, has a face reminiscent of the pleading emoji (🥺) and he is teary-eyed. He is using his left arm to wipe a tear. He's lightly shivering. Flambae and Waterboy are holding hands, and Flambae's grip is extremely tight and he is crushing Waterboy's hand.

#dispatch #waterbae supernova-build flambae gets hit by One thing and suddenly waterboy carries the team

A panel of a comic with Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae is grabbing Waterboy's shoulder and looking at him with a faint smile. His eyes are partially open and his pupils are extremely small. Waterboy is looking over his shoulder at Flambae with a neutral expression. In this panel, Waterboy is drawn by a different artist (@angelicbluez). Dialogue: Flambae: where's my 5 dollars

A panel of a comic with Flambae and Waterboy. Waterboy's hand is handing Flambae a soggy, wet 5-dollar bill. Flambae is looking at it in shock.

A panel of a comic with Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae is gripping and burning/warming up the 5-dollar bill in his right hand, and he is flipping off Waterboy with his left hand. Waterboy is swiftly walking away. No emotion can be read from his posture. Dialogue: Flambae: you dickwad Waterboy: I never wanna see you again There is text under this panel that reads "*they met again the next day".

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The first panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy being wasted at a club. In the foreground of the image, Malevola and Phenomaman are standing next to each other. Above them, there is a large cloud of steam. Malevola is annoyed as she uses her right hand to swat the steam away from her face. Phenomaman's head is entirely covered by the steam as he looks at Waterboy and Flambae, who are in the background. Waterboy and Flambae are crudely drawn "making out" - Flambae is lying on top of Waterboy and both of their toungues are cartoonishly waggling around each other's mouths. Both Waterboy and Flambae have their eyes closed. Waterboy's facial expression is neutral, and Flambae has a cat-like smile. Both of their faces are slightly flushed to indicate that they are drunk. Behind them, there is light grey Japanese SFX text "レロレロ" (translation: "lick lick") repeating infinitely. Steam/Vapor is emitting from them due to their physical contact. There is SFX text above them that reads "TSSSS". Dialogue: Malevola: Ugh, i thought someone brought a smoke machine, but its the two gross losers who got wasted and decided to make out in the middle of the club Malevola: Can someone make them stop?? Phenomaman?? Phenomaman: While I take no issue with their relationship, this passion does remind me of times gone by... Times I would rather forget. Phenomaman: I shall agree to do this for you, Malevola. Inside of Phenomaman's speech bubble, specifically over the text "Times I would rather forget", there is a low opacity, badly traced image of Blonde Blazer's head.

The second panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy being wasted at a club. Phenomaman is picking up Flambae by the back of his suit's neckline. Waterboy is on the floor. Phenomaman looks tired and emotionless. Flambae and Waterboy both have their eyes wide open from surprise, and their lips are small kissy-lips. There is SFX text over Flambae's head and Phenomaman's hand that is picking up Flambae, and the SFX text says "GRAB".

The third panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy being wasted at a club. Phenomaman is walking outside of a club, which has a sign next to the entrance that reads "BAR CLUB YAY". Phenomaman is still carrying Flambae in his left hand by the back of Flambae's neckline. Phenomaman is flying up to a streetlight and hanging Flambae's uniform up on the top of the streetlight. Phenomaman remains tired and emotionless. Flambae is shocked and staring downwards with a confused face.

The fourth panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy being wasted at a club. Waterboy is looking up at Flambae, who has been hung by his uniform on a streetlight. Flambae is limp and unmoving. In the bottom left and top right of the image, there are close-ups of Waterboy's and Flambae's faces drawn with grey lines. Waterboy is squinting his eyes and his brows are furrowed. Flambae's eyes are half-closed and his eyebrows are raised. The background consists entirely of light grey question marks.

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A screenshot of an anonymous tumblr ask that says "Will and/or have you ever drawn them make out shloppy shtyle? 👁️👅👁️)💦 "

posting in response to this tumblr ask which i believe i answered with a satisfactory image that reflects what this person is asking for

A drawing of Flambae and Waterboy chasing a pig in a field of mud while wearing skimpy underwear in front of the Hollywood sign. They are both slipping and falling. The drawing is drawn with glitter pens.

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A half-body sketch of Waterboy holding his chest as a flaming heart flies out of it. Waterboy is blushing intensely and his eyes are spirals.

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