Will Shirley

it's soup season fam

And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.

How do you do, fellow kids. I am here to "drop an aura" as they say.

Like so many things now it's wild to me that I'm watching the election for a city I have only been to once in my entire life with bated breath

ICE Plans Cash Rewards for Private Bounty Hunters to Locate and Track Immigrants Companies hired by ICE would be given bundles of information on 10,000 immigrants at a time to locate — and paid cash bonuses for performance.

ICE is trying to get bounty hunters to speed up the deportation process, including by offering cash bonuses.

I took a look at the procurement document posted by @propublica.org and, just for fun, FOIA'd all the questions received - and responses issued - by ICE's contracting office about this plan.

If people in my state and other Southern states were organically becoming more right-leaning then they wouldn’t be redistricting *constantly*

“A 32 year old man was killed today when his Tesla X Model Sex Bot’s battery burst into flames and the vaginal canal clamped shut, trapping the victim in his mother’s basement.

When asked for response, Elon Musk said ‘this is why you need to pay for the Super X model not the base X model’”

@thedevil.bsky.social Hey Lucifer you need to give whoever made this nightmare hall a job as an infernal civil engineer

the universe is only constantly expanding to get away from earth

BBC NEWS [photo of a very silly shaped dog] Scientists reveal the secret

This story keeps getting worse.

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The difference is between most skeletons my age and a quest 64 skeleton (me) Including me being rich in calcium and most skeletons being calcium deficient Also I am doot doot, most skeletons are just doot

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

Great job, everyone, we did it again

a man is dancing in a dark room with a blue light behind him ALT: a man is dancing in a dark room with a blue light behind him

Is he...is he doing Blue Steel in his mugshot?

she's defrosting

it is what it is but like can it not be

as someone who spent the first 29 years of life in Mississippi, this is as funny as it is true, and it's very much both

a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat

ah yes, the new follower volley

“You’re Dead, Liberal”: Federal Agent Threatens to Shoot Veteran Federal agents in Chicago, alongside Trump’s Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, feel empowered to do whatever they want.

"A federal agent blatantly violated a court order against using excessive force against journalists and protesters last Thursday by pointing a gun in a veteran’s face, saying 'Bang, bang' and 'You’re dead, liberal.'"

Image of a Wyvern over text that reads 'It's A Wyvern Actually' Says Man Before Dying in Glorious Blaze

Libs totally get triggered if you stick a metal fork in a power outlet

Didn't realize the Diplomat was a high fantasy series or I might've checked it out sooner

I also kinda feel this way about the plastic animal skeleton halloween decorations that started showing up a few years ago that have SKELETAL EARS. "Please don't do this" I think every time I see one.

"My father was a potato farmer. My mother was a potato. Say what you will, but love always wins." OLLY LM A -Channing Tatum

This is the most heartwarming thing you will read all day.

A Penguin books cover in pale blue and white titled "I wouldn't be like this if I knew how not to be like this"

jesus christ how high is your sneak level