Will

if i'm eaten I just want a top tier review on whatever version of yelp the creature that eats me uses

yesterday my buddy was like, it would suck to be killed by a shark, but it would make for a hell of a story. I argued that it'd be too horrible to be worth it...unless the shark killed me in a fist fight. That's legendary shit, and would still satisfy my honor.

Hi Frogby

Read it again. We killed 85 schoolgirls this morning.

He must be stopped

I think the limbo approach to audio quality is best. The lower you go, the more you win.

whoa now this bread needs a NSFW tag

The Heights weren't even like, that high, man, certainly not enough for the amount of Wuthering implied in the title to occur

hahahahaha this is too good

Man I was really hoping to creep on this person's profile, but it appears they skeeted themselves into the oblivion of internet jail or something

lol all in good humor

Hey man I'll still like hearing what you have to skeet about, I just came here to say this could have not been posted and then we could have all not seen it and Tuesday could have just like, kinda proceeded as it was going

well I just spit my coffee on myself, well done my guy

"falls victim" give me a fucking break with this apologist speech for a pedophilic rapist

Writing standup?

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

So pretty! Chilean Rose?

That's enough mercury that you can probably tell people the exact temperature of the air around you

lmfao

Who was it that told me about Titanium Court? It's one of the strangest, funniest games I've encountered in my life and it's such a gem and I'm not even done playing the demo

lmao, ah yes, the only acceptable genre

What the hell kind of storyline can you have that's not about feelings?

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature

Trump’s propaganda czar Brendan Carr and Trump-controlled CBS refused to let Colbert air his interview with James Talarico. You can watch the interview here, and it already has 1.4M views. youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

Promotional art for castlevania belmont's curse but the building in the distance is pokemon rumble spheal and the title says casphealvania belmont's spheal

Sleep apnea? Try this Japanese trick (it’s genius!) 👻

is it be dead, it’s be dead isn’t it

Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

I don't want fop goddamnit

No no, sorry, I'm not honking at you, my toyota just becomes very vocal when she gets excited

at the very least you have temporary immunity from vampires with celiac's