Will Shirley

I want to pee and go touch this man's face without washing my hands first and tell him that's what I'm doing and I'd bet money he'd wish I'd have been a little more sexually Puritanical

The arts are just a valid an application for necromancy as any other

It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead

Fuck Tim Kaine.
Fuck Dick Durbin.
Fuck Jeanne Shaheen.
Fuck John Fetterman.
Fuck Catherine Cortez Masto.
Fuck Jacky Rosen.
Fuck Maggie Hassan.

Ogre Battle 64! Really, any of the franchise, if you can get your hands on it. Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together is one of the best turn-based tactics game's I've ever played and also one of the most unforgiving. I can't imagine trying to play through it without Save Scumming

Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

When I started watching the live action series, I enjoyed it right off the bat and thought "if I had never seen this before and knew nothing of it, I'd be losing my damn mind." Any criticisms I have aside, they brought it to life in a colorful and spectacular way and could not have cast it better.

it's soup season fam

And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.

How do you do, fellow kids. I am here to "drop an aura" as they say.

Like so many things now it's wild to me that I'm watching the election for a city I have only been to once in my entire life with bated breath

ICE Plans Cash Rewards for Private Bounty Hunters to Locate and Track Immigrants Companies hired by ICE would be given bundles of information on 10,000 immigrants at a time to locate — and paid cash bonuses for performance.

ICE is trying to get bounty hunters to speed up the deportation process, including by offering cash bonuses.

I took a look at the procurement document posted by @propublica.org and, just for fun, FOIA'd all the questions received - and responses issued - by ICE's contracting office about this plan.

If people in my state and other Southern states were organically becoming more right-leaning then they wouldn’t be redistricting *constantly*

“A 32 year old man was killed today when his Tesla X Model Sex Bot’s battery burst into flames and the vaginal canal clamped shut, trapping the victim in his mother’s basement.

When asked for response, Elon Musk said ‘this is why you need to pay for the Super X model not the base X model’”

@thedevil.bsky.social Hey Lucifer you need to give whoever made this nightmare hall a job as an infernal civil engineer

the universe is only constantly expanding to get away from earth

BBC NEWS [photo of a very silly shaped dog] Scientists reveal the secret

This story keeps getting worse.

www.latimes.com/california/s...

The difference is between most skeletons my age and a quest 64 skeleton (me) Including me being rich in calcium and most skeletons being calcium deficient Also I am doot doot, most skeletons are just doot

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

Great job, everyone, we did it again

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Is he...is he doing Blue Steel in his mugshot?

she's defrosting

it is what it is but like can it not be

as someone who spent the first 29 years of life in Mississippi, this is as funny as it is true, and it's very much both

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ah yes, the new follower volley

“You’re Dead, Liberal”: Federal Agent Threatens to Shoot Veteran Federal agents in Chicago, alongside Trump’s Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, feel empowered to do whatever they want.

"A federal agent blatantly violated a court order against using excessive force against journalists and protesters last Thursday by pointing a gun in a veteran’s face, saying 'Bang, bang' and 'You’re dead, liberal.'"

Image of a Wyvern over text that reads 'It's A Wyvern Actually' Says Man Before Dying in Glorious Blaze