Will

I hope that someday those Kraft singles find love.

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

they're full of essential vitamin o and well as vitamin spa and vitamin ghett. You may be deficient in one or all of these.

Affection and companionship is nice but at this point I'd settle for a partnership where they just drag me out of bed and dunk my head in a bucket ice water when my first alarm goes off and we just go on about our day from there

*stares with fury as the bird simmers in the oven*

Shit dude thank you so much for this meme

Beholding the orangeness eventually leads to the characters' blindness as it slowly scorches their retinas over time. Shakespearean level tragedy that movie

You deserve a little treat. You go scream into that abyss.

if i'm eaten I just want a top tier review on whatever version of yelp the creature that eats me uses

yesterday my buddy was like, it would suck to be killed by a shark, but it would make for a hell of a story. I argued that it'd be too horrible to be worth it...unless the shark killed me in a fist fight. That's legendary shit, and would still satisfy my honor.

Hi Frogby

Read it again. We killed 85 schoolgirls this morning.

He must be stopped

I think the limbo approach to audio quality is best. The lower you go, the more you win.

whoa now this bread needs a NSFW tag

The Heights weren't even like, that high, man, certainly not enough for the amount of Wuthering implied in the title to occur

hahahahaha this is too good

Man I was really hoping to creep on this person's profile, but it appears they skeeted themselves into the oblivion of internet jail or something

lol all in good humor

Hey man I'll still like hearing what you have to skeet about, I just came here to say this could have not been posted and then we could have all not seen it and Tuesday could have just like, kinda proceeded as it was going

well I just spit my coffee on myself, well done my guy

"falls victim" give me a fucking break with this apologist speech for a pedophilic rapist

Writing standup?

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

So pretty! Chilean Rose?

That's enough mercury that you can probably tell people the exact temperature of the air around you

lmfao

Who was it that told me about Titanium Court? It's one of the strangest, funniest games I've encountered in my life and it's such a gem and I'm not even done playing the demo

lmao, ah yes, the only acceptable genre