Captain sue

has a new version of pip ever NOT been available

i'm at the part of this project i'm working on where i am just endlessly yak shaving and i feel like i'll never be able to cross anything off of my todo list waaaaaaah

I mean honeydew obvs

i was actually hoping my plea would just make people stop being annoying but yeah

i am once again asking

Cronk is this real

Brutal. I’m so sorry.

Dude that rules!!!

Entirely this

oh FUCK THIS

i swear i have other things going on in my life than my dog but there is literally nothing better than having your dog be sleeping on the couch next to you and making delicate snoring noises. i really think the only thing better than this would to be doing skeleton or luge

aaaaand the theme song is a straight banger

Little black and brown Stevie dog snuggled into the blankets of his moms bed

Stevie has been going back downstairs after going to bed w me which makes me sad but tonight he came right back up and snuggled which is the correct thing we want from our dogs

i am someone who gets full really fast and it's sometimes annoying. it doesn't make me skinny, in case you were wondering. i was thinking "what if there was REVERSE OZEMPIC" that i could take when a food is really nice and i want to eat more of it. but maybe that is just.....weed

little longhaired black and brown chiweenie type dog with a cutout heart that reads "be mine"

stevie loves you

omg we recorded this in june 2023! it's impossible to keep the timeline straight. i got covid for the first time right before we went in the studio to record. thanks to paxlovid i was able to live to...hold it down another day...however i clearly did not escape the brain fog

YouTube video by Smartpunk Records War On Women - Messages Unsent (Official Music Video)

hi friends - my band's new single / video came out today. i would love it if you had a look. it is one of my absolute favorite songs i've ever gotten to play. we recorded this back in spring 2020 and this video is stuff from a fall 2021 tour. i hope you like itttt www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0UC...

WHO IS THIS FORRRRRRRRRRR

Cooooooool!!!

It’s more of a tone poem

I am happy that the bobcats have finally shown up to allegedly clear my street and alley of the snow and ice piles that have been there for 2 week. I made up a song for them it goes GGRRRSHHG CLUNK CRSHHHSBSS PFFFTTTT CAHUNK BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP

is it fair game to say things about ppl appearance when it is clear that they payed $$$$$$ for it

"i am very concerned about lisa" yeah me too i think she might need an epi-pen

i am very much enjoying traitors us (even though i prefer the uk version with regular ppl) but like I CANNOT LOOK AT THIS MAR A LAGO FACE ANYMORE

The original German lyrics of this song….jfc

YouTube video by Dutopie Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Völlig Losgelöst) (Lyrics - Text - Letra español)

Jfc while looking thru my archives for non English bangers I found this lyric video that does “major tom (coming home)” in German with literal Spanish and English translations. You guys. The English translation of this song is child’s play youtu.be/0na-ue30a-I?...

i do love a rhodes and that was fine but am i supposed to know who charlie puth is? i don't know anything actually

What happened to your hearing aids? Dang dude I hope you’re ok

he's talking to his horse all the time, extremely relatable, isn't it, Stevie-boy?

knight of the 7 kingdoms is extremely charming so far hell yeah