Brian M

Hey Americans, if this passes you'll be uploading your ID to every social media and website to access it.

That Blanka was like "Look, it's late, they're gonna be kicking us out of the venue soon, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm gonna finish this real quick"

Staying up past my bedtime to watch some real good Street Fighter

Shantae, wearing one of her several swimsuit outfits

Summer Shantae

Spider-Man, Optimus Prime and The Green Power Ranger will all fight each-other in ‘THE SANDBOX IN MY BACKYARD’

Shantae doodle #WIP

Bluesky didn't waste any time instantly tagging that one

Juri and Cammy holding up signs that say "Remember! Please turn off your mods!", covering up an annoyed Chun-Li. This doodle references a Street Fighter tournament stream (back in 2023) where one competitor forgot to turn off their nude mods, and it became a bit of a thing.

A friendly Evo reminder (from 2023)

One day Nintendo decided to let an indie studio make a Zelda game, and Partner/Indie Directs have been fighting an uphill battle ever since

For business inquiries, I will only be available through Chillin' By The Fire, exclusively on the Nintendo Switch 2, thank you

hello, my name is Elliot and this is my adventure

I have collected 510 bananas, and I feel fine

Sure, I could've finished the game by now, but Donkey Kong wants ALL the bananas

Partner Direct? General Direct? Indie Direct? All these labels matter little when Kirby could show up ANYWHERE

But it'll have Lagiacrus in it, so really it can't be that bad

Big Nintendo Direct Prediction: Monster Hunter Wilds gets announced AND it will be virtually identical to the other versions (it will also run poorly)

Melony from Pokemon Shield, wearing a simple top based on her original outfit

Summer Melony

Still working

Ready to heal my soul through the power of Mario Paint™

It's the ending of The Last Crusade but with Donkey Kong and Cranky, and DK is reaching out for a golden banana just out of reach, while a struggling Cranky softly calls out "Donkey... Donkey, let it go"

So does Donkey Kong just prefer that people use his full name / DK nickname, or, despite decades of cameos, crossovers and whatnot, he keeps his friends and colleagues at arm's length, thus preventing anyone from getting close enough to know him on a first-name basis

Can I interest you in a Melony doodle #WIP

RUMOR: All Nintendo Directs have been put on hold indefinitely after a threat on Mario's life in a recent celebrity interview. Mr. Miyamoto was unavailable for comment.

It doesn't matter how many millions of dollars they throw at the screen, they'll never make a cgi baby look good - but thank you for trying

The Fantastic Four movie was pretty good! It's been a real nice run of superhero movies this summer

Bought tickets to see the Ralph Ineson space kaiju movie

Rouge the Bat, wearing a sporty outfit similar to the one she wears in Sonic Riders, and holding an emerald shard

Sporty Summer Rouge

Still working

Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'cogs in the machine' who often exchange pleasantries during team building office events

I'm not sure that openly admitting to embezzling charity funds and employee pay in an apology JPEG is the best idea, but then again, I've never ran an entire Vtuber agency into the ground before, so what do I know

RIP BOZO