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No BS from sweden

The Schnitzel people have spoken.
Anyone who’s ever visited a beach in Southern Europe knows this is stronger than international law:
06:30 – Towel deployed
06:31 – Territory annexed
06:32 – “Sorry, it’s taken.”
This isn’t an invasion — it’s towel-based sovereignty.
The U.S. can pack up.

When your diet says “eat more fat,”
and someone hands you a plate of MAGA…
Yeah, it still tastes like chicken — just much greasier than it should.

Claims circulating online suggest a “diplomatic solution” in which Barron Trump would marry Denmark’s Princess Isabella, with Greenland transferred to the United States as a dowry.
The U.S. becomes Danish territory.
Congratulations:
🇩🇰 Free healthcare
🇩🇰 Functional democracy
🇩🇰 No need to invade allies

“American geologists looking for oil”

The Venezuela crisis isn’t about democracy vs dictatorship alone — it’s about oil, sanctions, leverage and power projection.
Washington doesn’t need Venezuelan oil.
It needs control over who does.
Energy security is geopolitics.
Always has been. Always will be.

Giving equal rights to everyone really sold a lot of tuna.

Only Russian propaganda can turn geopolitics into quantum mechanics.
Schrödinger’s West: fascist and degenerate until observed

The Mar-a-lago Christmas party is off to a flying start.

MAVERICK:
“I’ve got a fat radar return… sleigh-shaped… multiple heat signatures.
He’s not on the flight plan.”

ICEMAN:
“Maybe he just wants cookies.”

MAVERICK:
“Negative. He ignored three warnings, flew dark, and pulled a hard left over the pole.”

Brains not included

Has he made the US great again yet? He took over a growing economy with high job growth. Current unemployment is staggering, after he started economic war with the whole damn world.

Meanwhile at Pentagon

🚨 BREAKING: Trump DEMANDS IMMUNITY from the International Criminal Court

Trump is now threatening sanctions unless the ICC promises it will never investigate him — not now, not in 2029, not ever.

No modern democracy behaves like this.

Meanwhile in Pentagon

Meanwhile in Pentagon

🇸🇪 The Grand Republic of Sweden—Latest Campaign Update! 🇸🇪

In 1610 Jacob De la Gardie—a Swedish nobleman and warlord—led his Finnish-Swedish troops to Moscow.
De la Gardie’s forces besieged and occupied the Russian capital, installing a temporary government and controlling the city for months. Unlike Napoleon in 1812, he didn’t face a catastrophic retreat.

During the ‘Winter war’ between Finland and Russia.
The Finnish soldiers planted dead Russian soldiers upright in the snow as an intimidation tactic.

It was claimed some were used for navigational markers and marked the first time in history that Russians were actually useful to the world.

"60 years old and still managing to outshine guys half my age. Ladies, don’t all swipe right at once. No filters available at this age—just the real deal

Maturing is realizing rhat the best snacks are not food. They are 5ft something with pretty eyes and attitude

I hope the plane that Qatar is illegally giving to the current Occupant of the White House is different than the planes they previously sent to America.

Greta Thunberg Glues Herself to Vatican Protesting Conclave Smoke Emissions

Any woman wanna have their lives ruined? I’m bored.

Happy new car day