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Sara Warf

@sarabwarf.bsky.social

Clinical professor of law, paint by numbers artiste, haver of Cookie & Biscuit (small dogs). She/her. Used to be big; it was Twitter that got small.

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How awful!! Head-on collisions are terrifying. Glad you’re okay too!

28.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went home very shaken, with a headache and some absolutely spectacular bruises from my seatbelt, but otherwise fine. It’s a week later and, while I’m exhausted and still achy, I’m in miraculous condition, considering the state of the car.

28.02.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They did x-rays and a full-body CT scan, among other things. All clear, except β€œmaybe a mild concussion,” per my discharge paperwork. I think the medical students who were helping out with my treatment were probably disappointed at how uninteresting a case I was.

28.02.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The firefighters and EMTs who evaluated me on the scene looked at the car and were convinced I must have lost consciousness and suffered internal injuries. The EMTs put me in a neck brace before rushing me to the ER and calling ahead to a trauma team.

28.02.2026 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Well after it happened, when my brain came back online, I thought β€œI guess that was my best option out of the shitty options I had” πŸ˜‚

28.02.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds right! I loved driving it, too 😞

28.02.2026 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SAME β™₯️β™₯️

28.02.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My husband and sister were absolute heroes, as was Kenny, the driver behind me who stopped and (1) bodily pulled me out of my mangled car and (2) turned his dash-cam footage over to the state trooper who arrived after I’d been ambulanced off. I have never known such angels of mercy as that day.

28.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same! That’s my entire list now πŸ˜‚

28.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We are, as you might imagine, having to buy a replacement for me. I have never had an opinion on what car I get, but this time I have insisted that I get a Volvo replacement.

28.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

My phone and car quietly spoke behind the scenes and decided to (1) call 911 and (2) call my designated emergency contacts, sending each the info that I’d been in a wreck and a map pin of my location.

28.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Half a dozen people pulled over/came out of their houses to pull me out my car and take care of me until the first responders got there. I was, as the kids say, stunlocked.

28.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Instinctively, I jerked the wheel to the right, which sent me into a gulley and then into a clump of trees. My Volvo did its thing and tightened the seatbelt around me, keeping me even from impacting the airbag.

28.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you all so much for the kind words! I was going south on the two-lane highway I use to commute to work and, as I came around a curve, I looked up to see (1) two cars in the northbound lane and (2) one car in MY lane coming straight at me, trying to illegally pass them, about to hit me head-on.

28.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey friends! If you’re pondering what type of car to buy for your family, might I humbly suggest a Volvo? I’m partial to them because my very first car was a Volvo, but a week ago when someone ran me off the road at 60mph its safety features absolutely saved my life

28.02.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 3

I just gave my 14yo son (who is taller than I am) a comically tight hug and he burped in my ear and BOY did I flash back

28.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right?? And in this case particularly I figure it was β€œVinny has to be able to stay in town for weeks, how we gonna work this”

15.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU GOTTA πŸ˜‚

15.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

14yo calls it 4.8 out of 5 stars

15.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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HOWEVAH

15.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AMAZING

15.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vinny was just going through the photos that Lisa took and 14yo keyed in on the tire tracks shot and I acted AS BLASÉ AS POSSIBLE

15.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The judge just denied Vinny’s very coherent and well founded objection to expert testimony and 14yo asked if that was realistic and I said β€œyep. Want me to explain?” prepared to explain the abuse of discretion standard and he politely said β€œno” and unpaused

15.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NOW MRS RILEY AND ONLY MRS RILEY HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP

15.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Ya going HUNTIN’? πŸ˜‚

15.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well deserved!

15.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

EXCELLENT TASTE

15.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NO! THE DEFENSE IS WRAWWWNG!

15.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly the least realistic thing about this movie is that the murder trial started mere days after the arraignment

15.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0