Sara Warf

A door with a sign on the front that says PLUMBING CHASE

Yeah I live in a fancy neighborhood, on a super fancy street too, it’s called uhhhh (looking around wildly)

AMAZING THANK U

Thank you 🥰

a group of people standing in front of trees holding lanterns ALT: a group of people standing in front of trees holding lanterns

TAYLOR SWIFT IN THE WILLOW VIDEO YES 🥇🥇🥇

“They told me it was EE-gor”
“Well they told you wrong, didn’t they”
😂😂😂😂😂

Can anyone identify my costume for tonight?

A two-panel comic. The top panel has a barista holding out a cup of coffee and calling the name of the person it’s for: “Frankenstein?” The bottom panel has pulled out slightly so we can see the two people waiting for their orders. One is a mad scientist, and one is the standard big green Frankenstein’s monster. Both have their hands raised.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL MY FELLOW NERDS

Yes! The Libby app that lets me check out books from my library is AWESOME

A long commute and a love for painting (by numbers) & cooking combined with audiobooks at 1.25x speed! 😊

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .

ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR

I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE

A black and white depiction of a book on a table in a library. It’s standing up to face the reader. In the background are three high walls of ponderous bookshelves with a frankly unsettling number of lit candles. Behind the book is an older woman in a bun, eyeglasses, and loose flowy clothing staring off into space. The book’s title is CHAMBERS STYLE THE COIFE, apparently authored bu PROFESSOR WARPH

A black and white depiction of a book on a table in a library nook. It’s standing up to face the viewer. Behind it is a semi-translucent woman in a bun and eyeglasses and drapey clothes, clutching her hands around chest level like she’s trying to get something off a fingernail. The book’s title is PROFESSOR WARF SHAMBER CHAMBERS STYLE GUIDE

Then, dear reader, I noticed there was a “style” option. I told it to add a librarian and picked “vintage.”

I can only assume this is me in 50 years. At least I’ve created Chambers Style: The Coide. /end

A podium faces the reader in the large empty hallway of an academic library. There are two stories of bookshelves on either side. The podium is labeled PROFESSOR’S WAMBER’S CHAMBERS STYLE GUIDE. In the background is a figure that is clearly just a full-grown man wearing some sheets. It is not spooky.

A book stands on a desk of some sort, cover facing the reader. It’s surrounded by three walls of very high dark bookshelves, which have lit candles on the sides. They are in three-armed candlesticks that are affixed not to the shelves but to book spines, it seems. There are four half-assed ghosts kinda looking at the viewer. The book’s title is PROFESSOR WARF’’S CHAMBERS STYLE GIZT! STULE GUIDE

Then, of course, I added more info: “make it spookier,” I said, “also haunted, with ghosts.”

I got these masterpieces, featuring a book from Professor’s Wamber’s Chamber’s as well as Professor Warf’’s Style Gizt! 3/

A podium stands facing the viewer in the middle of a dark library nook, with tall dark shelves on all sides. There is a very tall lit candle on the podium. On the front of the podium—definitely not a book cover, looks maybe like a sign—you can read PROFESSOR WAMBER’S CHAMBERS STYLE GUIDE

An AI-generated picture of a book in a library. In the background are respectable library shelves leading to a window. The book is close to the reader; the cover is old and wrinkly and the title is PROFFOSSORA WARF’S CHAMBERS STYLE GUIDE

In my Judicial Clerkship Writing class, the students have to follow a chambers style guide, so I fed that general info to Gemini, asking it to be placed in a library.

Behold the books of Professor Wamber and Proffossora Warf. 2/

Friends, while my colleagues do thoughtful work on AI’s impact on the discipline of legal writing, I have been doing something just as vital: using AI to generate silly pictures for my class Prezis.

Please enjoy today’s journey. (Be sure to read the book titles & alt text.) 1/

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

TOO REAL 😂

Some fall semester I’m gonna assign my 1Ls the task of writing a professional 1am email to a supervisor saying “good morning, I am shitting my brains out and will need to postpone our meeting” in a highly professional tone

ANY GUESSES WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THAT

VERY MUCH YES, THANK U

My incredibly comfortable Merrell flip-flops that I have worn consistently for six months a year for the last 8 years just broke and I have never felt so betrayed

Btw this is how I read the first Outlander book—it took so long to come off hold that I remembered nothing about it

Imagine my surprise when the main character just suddenly traveled back in time

Fyi if anyone ever wants to brainwash me just hack my Libby app and have it tell me that a book I put on hold six months ago is ready because I will download and start listening despite having no memory of putting it on hold

Fascinating thread from a newly minted airport employee.

THANK YOU FRIEND

It is a PIZZA-SIZED sugar cookie decorated with li’l icing flowers and HAPPY BIRTHDAY on top. My absolute fave!

Today I turned 47, which is of course the biggest milestone in a young woman’s life. It was a lovely day, full of family time, cookie cake, naps, clay crafting & painting, and much more. What a lovely start to my new year!

“Oh, we’re doing this again?”—me to my Google Drive

Legit he was a like 6’6” dude who looked 22 and I felt SO BAD AFTERWARDS

🤣 HEY WAIT A MINUTE

He looked SO ABASHED that I worry he didn’t actually process what I said but I didn’t realize it for about ten minutes

To the dude at the outlet stores who casually said to his girlfriend “Okay, yeah, I fuck with that” about some shoes and then saw my 11yo daughter and gasped and said “I am SO sorry”: I truly hope you saw me laugh after I said “don’t fucking swear in front of my kid!”