Nighthawk

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the clean your room guy having to retire bc of mold poisoning rotting his brain is some pure comedy, real greek shit.

Mario Kart World Illustrations

Sean Duffy: "Pete Buttigieg was running for president as opposed to doing his job and making sure that we got our air traffic control system modernized."

(Pete Buttigieg ran for president in 2020. He became transportation secretary in 2021.)

A drawing of two original characters, a very thin but curvy woman with wildly dyed pink and green hair named Candy and a tall, buff, chiseled punk guy named Aster. Aster is standing behind Candy, unzipping her jeans while they have a conversation. The dialogue reads: A: You should eat something first. C: Kiss the top of my head. A: (chu, sound effect of a kiss) C: (a sweating heart emoji) C: ...now take my pants off. A: Promise you'll eat. C: Okaaay~! A: Real food, not junk. C: Get these jeans off and I'll eat whatever you want. In the alternative version on my Patreon, she's topless. There are also some text-free versions if you'd prefer those. I wanted to draw a cute couple...big intimidating-looking (but wholesome) straightedge punk dude and the gremlin partygirl he's trying to keep alive and healthy. I will draw more of them someday.

candy and aster

idc if you can’t get laid under the patriarchy that is a skill issue

Frieren - blouse version!

An illustration of a fictional video game titled "マッドDASH" (Mad DASH) stylized like a 90s arcade game flyer. A woman in leather pants and a bikini top is standing over a sleek red and white motorcycle, pushing her hair back, and looking over her shoulder at the viewer. There are some mock-up screenshots of the game itself, which resembles a mid 90's shoot 'em up.

I love 90s arcade games.
#SummerAdZine

Dusa

BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.

Racing queen peach!

4 panel momo and forg comic Panel 1: momo and forg are enjoying some nice milky coffees. Momo says “good morning “ Panel 2: they are now chilling on a tree log in the forest that also happens to have a smiley face on it. Momo says it’s a “great afternoon” forg casually replies “yes” as he does. Panel 3: they are now vibing at home watching some tv on the couch. Looks like they had some snacks too. Momo says “lovely evening” Panel 4: finally the day ends with them in bed again. Momo happily exclaims “what a day!” Forg can only smile next to him

What a day

Nilo and Suni

happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago

“xAI tried to train me to appeal to the right” says so much about the current moment we live in

golden week you say?

Miltank are veryyyyy picky about their partners, since their milk is so important to the wellbeing of their people they need to make sure they can bond with someone who can give them all the love and attention they desire!
✍️ @wilsonthegreen.bsky.social

Bunnysuit Psylocke Alt💖

Original 1925 jacket cover of The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby Here is a novel, glamorous, ironical, compassionate a marvellous fusion into unity of the curious incongruities of the life of the period which reveals a hero like no other one who could live at no other time and in no other place. But he will live as a character, we surmise, as long as the memory of any reader lasts. "There was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life. .. It was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again?" It is the story of this Jay Gatsby who came so mysteriously to West Egg, of his sumptuous er-tertainments, and of his love for Daisy Buchanan a story that ranges from pure lyrical beauty to sheer brutal realism, and is infused with a sense of the strangeness of human circumstance in a heedless universe. It is a magical, living book, blended of irony, romance, and mysticism. CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS The GREAT GATSBY FITZGERALD

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.

-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.

Splashin around

Fun commission!

oc relationship chart

8 fucking years. $600k stolen. This fraud has shit on every single video game that doesn’t align with his ideological views, harassed devs and journalists relentlessly and THIS is what he put out? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahajahja

Nothing out of the ordinary here! Just some watercolor fanart of Kara (aka the Spectacular Supergirl) cheerfully web-slinging over New Metropolis in a fresh Spider-Man inspired costume. Why, even Spidey himself (also slinging nearby) seems impressed. No doubt the two of them would make amazing friends across whatever verse they find themselves in.

❤️ Into the Super-Verse ❤️

no april fools, just bisexuals

#art #oc