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Keeping a tight leash on D.O.G.E. & Musk’s so-called Efficiencies. Your Certified Emotional Support Newsletter. SUBSCRIBE => https://thedogecatcher.com/

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Appreciate the Starter Pack love!
Followed all others.
Let’s sic em.
WOOF! 🐾

14.05.2025 13:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gee… we did not nazi this coming. 🙄

Thanks for reading!
WOOF! 🐾

12.05.2025 13:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Robert Francis Prevost becomes first U.S.-born pope Latest news and live updates as the election process for the next pope continues. The cardinals met for their first conclave vote last night.

“Desperate American Voluntarily Self—Deports to the Vatican”
www.nbcnews.com/world/the-va...

09.05.2025 13:25 — 👍 35    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1
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A ‘Trump Card Visa’ Is Already Showing Up in Immigration Forms Donald Trump has proposed launching a “gold card” program offering US residency for $5 million. Elon Musk’s DOGE has begun rolling out the technology to enable it.

Border wall selfie tour: $500
Custom MAGA passport cover: $35
Citizenship test prep guide: $49.95
Getting waved through while others get caged: PRICELESS

There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Trump Visa. 🙄
www.wired.com/story/doge-t...

08.05.2025 13:56 — 👍 19    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 2

No wonder "The Boys" Supervillain Corporation was named Vought.
“Fraud pays, because no one is watching anymore.”
Grr.

07.05.2025 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

07.05.2025 20:39 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Grrreat list!
Followed all.
Let’s sic em.
WOOF! 🐾

07.05.2025 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

RIGHT ON! 🙌

07.05.2025 14:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‘They’ll have to go home’: Trump’s World Cup taskforce dismisses fears but warns visitors Donald Trump convened the first meeting of his administration’s 2026 World Cup taskforce on Tuesday in a public event at the White House

JD Vance: “We want them to come, we want them to watch the game. But when the time’s up, they’ll have to go home. Otherwise they’ll have to talk to Secretary Noem.”
…in a quarry, no doubt. 😳
www.theguardian.com/football/202...

07.05.2025 14:02 — 👍 21    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 1

Grrreat list!
Followed all.
Let’s sic em.
WOOF! 🐾

07.05.2025 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Second fighter jet crashes into the sea after landing failure on USS Harry S. Truman The F/A-18 Super Hornet failed to catch the arresting wire upon landing, the second time a jet has gone off the ship’s deck and into the Red Sea in eight days.

Somebody let Pete Hegseth in the cockpit again 🍺🍺🍺
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

07.05.2025 13:41 — 👍 25    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0
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Betting money this is because THE ROCK was on TV. Next time THE PURGE or THE HUNGER GAMES air, we’re doomed.

05.05.2025 14:06 — 👍 76    🔁 15    💬 13    📌 6
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DOGE aide dismantling CFPB owns stock in companies that could benefit from cuts Gavin Kliger helped oversee mass firings at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau while holding stock in companies that experts say likely stand to benefit from dismantling that agency — a ...

Grrrifters all the way down.
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

05.05.2025 13:50 — 👍 35    🔁 20    💬 0    📌 0

Grrreat list!
Followed all.
Let's sic 'em.
WOOF! 🐾

04.05.2025 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Here Are the Job Titles and Salary Ranges of Some DOGE Staffers A list released to FOIA Files by the Office of Personnel Management gives color on the individuals executing DOGE priorities. Among other things it reveals their salary ranges, job titles and official...

WANTED: Code Lords & Crypto Chads to Dismantle Democracy. Pronouns = Bro/Bros. Must like muskrats. $190k.
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

04.05.2025 23:08 — 👍 26    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0
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Trump aims to cut $6 billion from NASA budget, shifting $1 billion to Mars-focused missions The Trump administration is floating a plan to trim about $6 billion from the budget of NASA while emphasizing the importance of going to Mars.

Trump: “Elon told me Mars is red, so obviously they support me. Everybody knows that. The poll numbers there are tremendous.” 🙄
www.cnbc.com/2025/05/02/n...

03.05.2025 15:24 — 👍 20    🔁 8    💬 4    📌 1
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The home of Elon Musk's SpaceX could become an official Texas city called Starbase Elon Musk has for years made Texas his business home and playground as he launches rockets and builds cars in the Lone Star state.

All your Starbase are belong to Musk.
apnews.com/article/star...

02.05.2025 15:04 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

Another grrreat list!
Followed all.
Let’s sic em.
WOOF! 🐾

01.05.2025 13:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Amazon launches its first internet satellites to compete against SpaceX's Starlinks Stargazers oppose the fast-growing constellations of low-orbiting satellites, arguing they spoil observations. Others fear more satellite collisions.

It's like STAR WARS, except with more billionaires and narcissism.
www.npr.org/2025/04/29/n...

01.05.2025 13:43 — 👍 35    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0

Grrrreat list!
Followed all.
Let’s sic em.
WOOF! 🐾

30.04.2025 13:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Grrreat list!
Followed all.
Let’s sic em.
WOOF! 🐾

30.04.2025 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Only 1,360 days left of Trump 2.0! 🙄

30.04.2025 13:19 — 👍 50    🔁 26    💬 2    📌 1

WOOF! 🐾

30.04.2025 00:44 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We'll deputize anybody!
WOOF! 🐾

30.04.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

...You called? 👍

30.04.2025 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIGHT ON!
Another list of dishonorable mentions coming in tomorrow's newsletter too.
Let's sic em!
WOOF! 🐾

30.04.2025 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's not worthy of the title.

30.04.2025 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YES! We agree 1000% 🙌

30.04.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The DOGE Catcher: A political newsletter with bite | The DOGE Catcher The DOGE Catcher is a political newsletter offering insightful satirical commentary and news recaps. Keeping a tight leash on Elon Musk's so-called Department of Government Efficiency. Come for the D....

Yes. Definitely. And they should start a newsletter spotlighting all of Elon's & DOGE's activities too. ✌️
thedogecatcher.com

30.04.2025 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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