Johnny Rocket - In my world it’s always time to rock it hemster1960

No. You. Don’t.

01.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

George Santos is unemployed.

01.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good ole’ glory hole Jennings.

Willing to do whatever it takes to keep his job.

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☝️☝️

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Poor kid. Now he doesn’t have the chance to die a glorious death for his country.

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When Boebert enters a room, the accumulated IQs of all those present immediately plummets.

27.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Secret, secure rooms filled with gag balls & chains.

Just how Corey likes it.

27.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oz: It might have been the best SOTU address ever — not just by a U.S. president, but by any president.

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Dr. Jelly Finger always brings the lube.

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Bless me Tommy for I have sinned…

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I traced the ISP address back to an obscure cloud server named Ken.

Short for Kennedy.

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That is all.

26.02.2026 02:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll Take You There..,

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Well, there goes the current administration.

24.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I discovered The Staple Singers thanks to Tom Petty, who adored them. They still receive a lot of airtime on Tom Petty radio on SiriusXM.

Legends all.

24.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let’s go Lego!!!

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Free beer!!! And private jet travel!!

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Abraham Lincoln & his favorite Stratocaster. Photo taken by Keith Richards. 😎

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Ok. You can kiss me. But no tongue.

21.02.2026 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who among us is set to become the next Michael Jordan of curling?

21.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Elon Musk is in these files, too.

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Hegseth’s inimitable military mind has been forged by the countless hours he has spent playing Call of Duty.

His subordinates & underlings affectionately refer to him as the poor man’s Sun Tzu.

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Massie not backing down.

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If you understand, things are as they are; if you do not understand, things are as they are.

—Zen Proverb.

16.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How did that work for the Romanoffs?

16.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

These are the oligarchs who seek to rule every aspect of our lives, and the current US regime is doing everything possible to facilitate that because it is owned by them.

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The Disastrous First Year of RFK Jr. The damage the HHS secretary has done to science and public health is appalling—and it could have been avoided.

"It is beyond comprehension that the Senate confirmed this man to oversee America’s health. The risks are so immediate and constant that it can be difficult to keep track of them all."

open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

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RFK Jr. with his makeup on.

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I think I’m going to go in a different direction for health advice.

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