Carl

Anything lizard friendly?

Hunter or hunted.

Cold-Blood, Warm-Heart

I’m the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of beasts.

Sunshine all the time makes a desert.

Except a sad iguana.

Nothing like the wind on your tongue.

I wish I was spoon-tongued. Helps with Chobanis.

G - reat
I - mmaculate
L - ionhearted
A - bracadabra

What’s the chillest reptile?

A blizzard.

Have a good night. I hope you dream of punching iguanas.

SsssssSSssssss

I’m thankful I’m not an iguana.

I’m thankful the Pilgrims did not settle in Arizona.

You bite a poor creature and just fill their wound with harmless spit?

Imagine not being venomous.

Get it gurl.

Desert Dessert.

Just the sand and the sun.

Here’s the thing about being a poisonous lizard - you have no friends.

I’ll wear a violet suit any day.

Green is worst color of the rainbow.

Swim to the bottom of the ocean, jerk.

Only an iguana could get uglier through evolution.

I wake up every morning hoping for a cold day in South Florida. 100% chance of showers (en français).

Iguanas think just because they can “climb trees” that they are better than everyone else.

Iguanas are bad.

Combining the two is like a reptilian Arcadia.

Yummy Scrumbos

Wait… I can think of something…