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I love the Chicago Cubs.

26.02.2026 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Philadelphia Phillies may never lose again!

26.02.2026 13:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brant Hurter is God himself.

26.02.2026 12:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of the Colorado Rockies, I have never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I'm taking my fanhood to Baltimore where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.

26.02.2026 12:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of the Minnesota Twins, I have never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I'm taking my fanhood to Minnesota where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.

26.02.2026 11:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scheduled Colton Gordon failure!

26.02.2026 11:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The St. Louis Cardinals may never lose again!

26.02.2026 10:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ryan Walker just hit a home run off your team. Tear down the franchise.

26.02.2026 10:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't talk to me unless you think MJ Melendez is going to lead the league in home runs

26.02.2026 09:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, there are fans of the Los Angeles Angels?

26.02.2026 09:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Personally, i think the Kansas City Royals should try to win this baseball game

26.02.2026 08:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Cincinnati Reds may never lose again!

26.02.2026 08:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brandon Lockridge just hit a home run off your team. Tear down the franchise.

26.02.2026 07:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cristian Mena: future All Star.

26.02.2026 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For his sake, Spencer Strider should really request a trade to the Cleveland Guardians.

26.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can't believe people still think the Minnesota Twins aren't going to win the World Series

26.02.2026 06:00 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

The Baltimore Orioles have been so bad this season that they're being demoted to AAA

26.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesús Sánchez is good, you guys are just mean

26.02.2026 05:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Tampa Bay Rays are the worst organization in professional sports

26.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to watch Kyle Nicolas play baseball

26.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Miami Marlins v Colorado Rockies is the best rivalry in baseball!

26.02.2026 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jackson Jobe: future Mariner

26.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Chicago White Sox are your 2026 World Series Champions!

26.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ian Gibaut: future Red

26.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The New York Mets are your 2026 World Series Champions!

26.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jacob Melton: future Oriole

26.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For personal reasons, I will be fighting Bryan Hudson.

26.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tyler Wade is God himself.

26.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, there are fans of the Athletics?

25.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Miami Marlins are a sixth place team.

25.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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