Teens reading from Google: an author named Douglas Adams wrote a book called "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" in which they asked "the ultimate question" to a super computer...
Other Teen: what?? It even says it in my calculator when I type in 42
Feeling #old
The teens I volunteer with: haha, the new 6-7 is 41!
Me: no its 42
Teens: ?
Me: Google "what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything in it"
Teens: whoa, it really says 42!
Me: and how do you get 42
Teens: ?
Me: you multiple 6 and 7
Teens: 🤯
#douglasadams was ahead of his time
Me: alright! Finally in the car! Lets go!
(Checks daycare app)
App: dress your child in red to celebrate heart health day!
(Me, unaware that was even a thing, looks in rear view mirror: child dressed 100% in blue)
We're doing great y'all
It's getting close! Acknowledgements and dedication sent in... A couple months to go!
www.spacewizardsciencefantasy.com/book/fractal...
#writing #books #scifi #queerbooks #lesbiansinspace #lgbt
It's been a lil icey here in NoVa
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The year the stopped making #forester in manual: 2018
The year I bought my sptn1k: 2017
They have nothing to offer me
Dealership: hi! We noticed you have your car in for service again. Can we interest you in an upgra-
Me: absolutely not
#manual #frommycolddeadfingers #staywithmebaby
Updating my 2026 calendar events.
Awesome Con panel in March
Fractal Terminus is coming out in April
Lavender Con in July!
www.spacewizardsciencefantasy.com/book/fractal...
azrotheeng.com/calendar/
I shoveled 3 times and now I just have a lovely sheen of black ice everywhere. Stay warm!
26.01.2026 13:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Im planning on upgrading my driveway to gravel, which is expensive, but don't worry, my son has been helping by discreetly smuggling handfuls of gravel and river rock from all over town and smuggling them home in the pockets of all his 3T sweatpants and jackets
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An old friend of mine turns 15 today. We might not be summiting mountaintops together any more, but the snuggles are always nice. #dogs #bordercollie
09.01.2026 12:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you lack opposable thumbs and don't fit through the cat flap but are smart enough to figure out a BnE anyway
#dogs #bordercollie
If only I can finish my last round of edits *locks self in room*
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...April...
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Too much pie? Check. Tripping on loose toys? Check! Unseasonably warm weather? Check :( The existential dread of knowing another year has already passed? Check.
What's left? #fantasy #book sale? Hell yeah!
megasale.yrliu.com
When the holiday wraps and the toddler outlasts the baby border collie. #dogs
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How we be hiding presents when we're together over 8years.
25.12.2025 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At this point I suppose we are. Well shit. Good stuff.
25.12.2025 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh shit that WAS your bee? I even opened it to check! As you can tell, I have an aesthetic
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What do you mean your #holiday celebration doesn't include a ton of skulls? It's not called the "dead of winter" for nuthin...
@sierrabravoart.bsky.social for the painting
'cept when I have been trapped in this nursery for two nights in a row ...
24.12.2025 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#parenting hack! Start wearing a deeply discounted animal onesie during bedtime routine so your son refuses to do bedtime with anyone but "big fuzzy goat mommom" (i may have misunderstood what a hack is help)
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Home at dad's for a bit. Found my favorite toy from when I was a kid. No, I had no idea what movie it was from. Nor did I know about the Predator who I made ride on it like a horse.
20.12.2025 12:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is this always the answer? It solves so many conundrums....
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Someone caught a great picture from the Mt Pleasant Market this past weekend. twas cold as fck and windy as a btch but it was fun. Thanks to everyone who swung by to investigate "Cosmic Horror Lesbian Romance on a Haunted Space Station"
Photo credit to CK Westbrook
#book #writing #author #scifi
"necromancy doesn't exist"
Then explain how we are able to revive the battered and decayed corpse of Mariah Carey's career for one month every year
There are 3 shows we are allowed to watch in this house
Bluey- excellent no notes
Mr Rogers- beautiful classic, king friday is a bitch
Daniel Tiger- I swear to god I am gonna murder this cat...
Guess which one we are obsessed with right now...
#toddler #parent
Cackles
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