Can't wait to fly next month, I expect to just be shoved headfirst into a Cybertruck trunk and then trebucheted about 1000 yards into a ravine, where everything explodes
05.02.2025 19:30 — 👍 376 🔁 45 💬 23 📌 1
Totally working for me too
03.02.2025 14:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It was amazing!
03.02.2025 14:08 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
26.01.2025 22:56 — 👍 6902 🔁 585 💬 442 📌 72
Forgot how short our driveway was and accidentally shoveled a bit of the street
20.01.2025 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m heckin back
18.01.2025 14:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hahahahaha
23.09.2023 12:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Worth a shot
01.09.2023 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Clever girl
01.09.2023 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I would like all of my dental work to be done under general anesthesia like a zoo tiger
01.09.2023 00:43 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
She sure did, that fat bitch
30.08.2023 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Get in, losers, we’re going borking
21.08.2023 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Como estan bitches
20.08.2023 01:24 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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