Kage

For your consideration:

Very true.

Unless you can cheat it on but brass squire can only do so much. I'm too Gilgamesh pilled.

I also saw it was 20$ and that's an expensive joke to put in the deck lol (waifu printing)

But your list looks fun!

This reminds me of my Gilgamesh deck!

You should put a helm of the host and you can print the waifu every turn!

No, my fatherless behavior is because he's a cunt.

And I would never just get blackout drunk...............

Neeeeever.

It's ok I have acended..

Acccended.

I'm more than I once was

.ɘm ᴎo ꙅʞɔiɿƚ b|o ɘʜƚ ʏɿƚ ƚoᴎ oᗡ

Because if I look down and there's not anything there, I'm going to figure out how to go back in time and become your grandpa.

[he shoots the shotgun at them, and a shotgun of silly string covers them]

Gottem

[takes it...

Pause...

Turns and blows some sinner's head smooth off and tosses it back at her]

Oh my God how could you do that?!

[He sounded like he was in an infomercial with how unenthusiastic he sounded]

That's a real gun that's not silly at all!

[Shrug]

Dunno I'm the quest giver here

[pulls out a cartoonishly large and neon shotgun]

Then ya gonna get silly

Too late you have the shotgun, gotta use it now

[sticks a pride flag in their quills]

There ya gay now.

Here's a shotgun go do crime

Be gay

Do crime

Pants are overrated

❝ Don't ask. ❞

"And ruin my evening entertainment?"

He shook his head hugging his comically sized popcorn bucket

Calmly munches on popcorn

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

All I want is bite marks on my shoulders & a heart that never wants to let go.

Her reaction only spurred him forward, laying another kiss on her clawed hand.

"Well, I do think you look delicious ~" he practically purred in her ear, "and if you're so eager how can I say no~"

He pulled her close before sweeping her off her feet and carrying her away.

"Cause a little chaos! Drug the punch bowl, seduce a prince, this world is our stage, find a little fun while we're out here acting."

He shut the door and meandered outside.

"Spoken like someone who's never been let off their leash."

He said with his usual grin before he stepped out of the car, and opening up the back seat to grab their grab bags. His was already in the car.

"There's plenty of fun ways to have fun, were getting paid to steal something, might as well+

You don’t exist; you're just echoes of those brave enough to be.

He caught her hand, interlocking their fingers before he kissed the top of her hand.

"Oooh careful sweetheart, I will eat you up if you keep that up~" he teased with a grin

"--oʇ ʇsǝᴉʞɔnlun uos ssǝlɥʇɹoʍ ƃuᴉʎlƃuᴉʌᴉǝɥʇ ǝɹnlᴉɐɟ 'uos ʎɥʇɹoʍu∩”

The clock struck 12

The day was over.

A desperate sigh escaped Kage.

He parked the car in the little shack that was available.

Before getting out he booped her nose, " this is going to be fun. Probably very dangerous but try to have fun."

The airstrip was a piece of crap but it was off the mat and that's all that really mattered.

" Training? Nah, you are more powerful than just about anybody on this planet right now. What you need is a better understanding this world, which is why we're flying to another continent!"

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