Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉

Remember, Green turns to Brown when there’s ROT involved!

The thing that makes most sense, given the facts, is the president is hiding his history as a pedophile

the 'clubs' they mentioned are a thing that just does NOT exist anymore. I honestly think that's the biggest hole

like, clubs, or lj comms, or single-interest forums just do not exist. Today you toss fanart/discussion onto an open sea and pray other fans will see it and engage, and if not, too bad

I hope the sound of whistles haunt these fucks for the rest of their miserable lives

Hell yeah no taxes on my tips as…a middle school art teacher!

Huzzah!

elijah is coming

She says she’ll stop with toxic rhetoric but is still flogging Nick Fuentes? I mean, that says it all huh

Something I’ll work on for the next year: no longrr complementing a good idea with “hope whoever thought of that got a promotion”

Bc of course they didn’t.

wint @dril if somone cooks your goose, thats it. youre basically fucked

Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant [gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.

To all pedophiles who threaten our kids: If you keep trafficking children—we will kill you.

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

Definitely gonna see that bride of Frankenstein movie tho, that looks like it will be astoundingly bad

Perfectly fine. lacked the WTF energy of LongLegs or the madcap comedy of the Monkey. Design choices were good, casting was fine. Wouldn’t recommend running to theaters for it

KEEPER gets 2.5 ⭐️ from me

pretty worrisome that it’s 60° in November in Minnesota

Ah the Kia couple is expecting

How wonderful

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

Anyways fuck the cowards, run on scandal, I’m gonna watch an Oz Perkins movie and have a good time

I’m going to keep saying it until I’m blue in the face: every third sign at No Kings last month was either about or mentioned the Epstein files.

People care more about this than deporting veterans, or the out in the open corruption, or the dementia. It’s THE THING

Motherfucker couldn’t be acting more guilty if he were literally hiding them behind his back. And Schumer et al want to run on some tax rebate bullshit. Unbelievable

I’ll say it again, whoever thinks the Epstein files arent on people’s minds didn’t even glance at a No Kings protest last month. Sign after sign after sign blaring “RELEASE THE FILES”

YouTube video titled: “Donkey Kong Country 3 and the Global Declining Birthrate”

He should come to my school and say this. We’d have a very *robust* debate.

Motherfuckers mowing their lawn in the middle of November

I don’t care how warm it is it’s after Halloween. give it a goddamn rest

That burn wouldn’t get a laugh in my middle school

Green grass turns brown when it begins to ROT!