👾 MICHAEL AFTON 👾

|| I GOT WORRIED AND LOOKED IT UP THERES TWO MEANINGS

|| ME USINB ‘WE BALLING’ HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE NSFW TERM FOR IT I PROMISE

Listen to Tourniquet by Evanescence THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND ME CUZ ITS NOT A PHASE

|| we balling

I'm worried about my son I think he's finally, genuinely lost it.

He would've made for an excellent serial killer though, he's bloody terrifying. I'm almost proud.

Shall I display my fork on the wall.

|| RAHHHHH

I’ve forged my own empire, but at what cost.

UGHHH FIINE

GAY BUSINESS PERHAPS?

IH MY GOOOD TWINSSS

Uhhh lemme think about it, also, you need to make me a cake for every birthday you’ve missed and get a jug of milk for every year you’ve been absent in my life,,,

STOP,,

|| unrelated but I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE THIRD ONE

DO NOT BRING ELIZABETH INTO THIS SHE HAS HER OWN WORRIES,,,

SEEE HES REAL

OH MY GOD LIKE THE CANADIAN BAKINB SHOW ‘NAILED IT’…? 🥺 YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FAVOURITE SHOW…?

I TOLD YALL.

THE BILLS HAVE RISEN.

Goodnight :).

SEE HMERY HE DOENST UNDERSTAND ME!

Praise be! The chair has spoken! Me and the Bills will be your devoted followers!

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I understand you. Let us be allies! :).

I have whiskey will that suffice my purple friend.

I am approaching your location at an alarming speed :).

COME BACK HERE I DID NOT SPEND DECADES SEARCHING FOR THIS,,,

ITS NOT GEOMETRY,,,,

YOU LIE,,,