Scientific Lemurian

I have a pretty high tolerance for "is the whole thing gonna be like this" type movies and skinamarink is really testing it

it's politically incorrect to say it but there's such a thing as too many gecs

why are you starving your cats

i guess I'm the last person to find out about this but it's crazy that Nathan Fielder really just said let's do synchedoche ny but for real

anal sex was invented in 1970
before that it was a paradise of frot

you do not, in fact, have to hand it to the fucking pope of the catholic church

house hunters is truly the pinnacle of representation for closeted yet heterosexually married men

the appropriate amount of Ben Foldses is zero

Mike White Says The White Lotus Composer Didn’t Take Notes Very Well Calling it a “bitch move” for Cristóbal Tapia de Veer to “shit on” him to the New York Times.

[hooting stops]
www.vulture.com/article/mike...

meme with text bubbles "i ain't reading all that" "i'm happy for u tho" "or sorry that happened"

me whenever my lib relatives posts one of Heather cox Richardson's New Yorker length recaps of the last week of MSNBC

if I see the word "handhelds" on a menu the kill bill sirens start going off in my head

my first exposure to Lynch was seeing eraserhead and Mulholland drive back to back while tripping on acid and it permanently altered my brain. RIP David Lynch, what a beautiful, perfectly unique weirdo

android removed the gay little frog from their weather app right after trump got reelected. coincidence? I think not

sc of a suggested fb post by "Nintendo south Africa" showing Luigi awed by fireworks with the caption "Not all of Luigi's vacations are spooky. Some are sparkly!"

HOGS '47 Brand Cap Black '47 Brand Clean Up cap with "HOGS" embroidered on the crown to match the Warthogs jerseys that that Dash sport on Wednesday games. Metal clasp adjustable closure.

found a cool hat
wsdash.milbstore.com/collections/...

orange and white cat basking by a window bathed in sunlight (looking at camera)

orange and white cat basking by a window bathed in sunlight (eyes closed)

vibin

Quentin Tarantino Wants The Oscars To Rename This Award After Him - SlashFilm Never one to lack for chutzpah, Quentin Tarantino (jokingly?) has a plan to get one of the major Oscars renamed after him.

I didn't know they had a Best Feet category
www.slashfilm.com/1714771/quen...

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would not have guessed that

it's dumb enough to do the whole tradwife thing but to do it with a man who never wears a shirt with sleeves is fucking insane

it's so grossly manipulative (like the rest of the show)

funniest part of this kpop show on netflix is when they let them "choose" the name of their group from 3 options, two of which were designed to be unappealing

wordle bot screenshot saying "MATCH was a good guess, but TAINT would have been more efficient."

taint would have been more efficient

there are all kinds of cheap slop places to eat at, I truly don't understand why so many people choose cold, fake deli slop sandwiches

he could shit on a veterans grave and only lose a dozen supporters. his people simply do not care or think it's liberal propaganda. why would this instance would be any different

trashcan with a box that looks like a face peeking out

found self portrait

axios headline: Environmental group calls for investigation of RFK Jr. chainsawing whale head

The big picture: Kennedy cut off a whale's head with a chainsaw in or around 1994 after finding out that it washed up on Squaw Island in Hyannis Port, Mass., his daughter Kick Kennedy told Town & Country Magazine in 2012. He bungee-corded it to the roof of the family's minivan and drove it to Mount Kisco, N.Y., she said. "Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet," Kick said in the interview. "We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but [hilighted] that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us."

wtf is going on with this guy

NYT crossword puzzle finish screen saying I finished 11:18 slower than my average

DIDNT ASK NYT

twitter trends: rest in peace, dracula

What else can you say? He was an amazing man. Whether you agreed or not, he was an amazing man who led an amazing life

temu ad showing a prefab house

temu ad seeming to show a pink handgun with labeled parts

stand your ground starter kit

things were simpler in the old days we said how do you do and shook each other's cock