Matovilka's Avatar

Matovilka

@matovilka.bsky.social

It has come to my attention that when I say things, some of you take my words seriously and absorb the facts that I tell you. Do not do this. I don't know shit about fuck. matovilka.tumblr.com

375 Followers  |  331 Following  |  11,851 Posts  |  Joined: 28.10.2024
Posts Following

Posts by Matovilka (@matovilka.bsky.social)

The horse following him is ZhuGe Liang, Liu Bei's advisor (you know because he's wielding a fan, which is his signature... tool, some games shows him use it as a weapon).
Also throughout this whole thing they're speaking mock archaic Chinese extremely badly.

28.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's also worth noting that Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei (who's not depicted here) famously sworn in a brotherly bond and refers to each other as brothers.

28.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

These folks are cosplaying as the characters from Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The guy with the sword is Emperor Liu Bei. His horse is guided by Guan Yu, his military general, and the sword Liu Bei uses is Guan Yu's signature weapon.

28.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5
Post image 28.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 28.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 28.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image 28.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist
10h

I'll never stop complaining about stolen audio jacks, but wireless noise-cancelling earbuds/headphones are a game changer. (even cheap ones! you can get a surprisingly decent pair for under $40. the tech has improved so much recently.) 

The world is LOUD, much louder than it was just a century ago (motorized vehicles, overhead music everywhere). I'm autistic and noise-cancelling tech is what allows me to exist in public spaces. For me it's been life-changing. I honestly think most people would be less anxious/stressed if they were able to turn down the sound around them.


biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist
3h

oh and also they can play music too. which is nice i guess. if you're into that kind of thing

#not a shitpost #actually autistic

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist 10h I'll never stop complaining about stolen audio jacks, but wireless noise-cancelling earbuds/headphones are a game changer. (even cheap ones! you can get a surprisingly decent pair for under $40. the tech has improved so much recently.) The world is LOUD, much louder than it was just a century ago (motorized vehicles, overhead music everywhere). I'm autistic and noise-cancelling tech is what allows me to exist in public spaces. For me it's been life-changing. I honestly think most people would be less anxious/stressed if they were able to turn down the sound around them. biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist 3h oh and also they can play music too. which is nice i guess. if you're into that kind of thing #not a shitpost #actually autistic

28.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 28.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Radiomarelli RD339
Designed by Luca Meda, Marelli
1969

28.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
What to know about the US and Israel attacks on Iran The US and Israel bomb multiple Iranian cities, including capital Tehran. Iran hits back, launching missiles at Israel.

Fuck USA and Israel, fucking terrorist states.

28.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

@xkcd.com comic about a tattoo that goes harder than a diamond

28.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
maykitz
Feb 14

the 50k ice signing bonus is split across 5 years and the 10k gets added to one regular paycheck so you lose close to half of it to taxes, and allegedly there's also a repayment clause that states if you quit or get fired for any reason you're on the hook for the pre-tax amount. ngl an incredibly government move

maykitz Feb 14 the 50k ice signing bonus is split across 5 years and the 10k gets added to one regular paycheck so you lose close to half of it to taxes, and allegedly there's also a repayment clause that states if you quit or get fired for any reason you're on the hook for the pre-tax amount. ngl an incredibly government move

to be honest, it's kinda hilarious - imagine being socially exiled AND being broke 🀣

28.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 28.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
For sale: ship of Theseus
Condition: used, like new

For sale: ship of Theseus Condition: used, like new

28.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he needs to read a verbose article on verbs and articles?

27.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 27.02.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image 27.02.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Murder.

27.02.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 27.02.2026 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

#TheSecretWorld

27.02.2026 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

"Up The Wolves" by The Mountain Goats // "Minotauro" by Jordi Garriga Mora

27.02.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 27.02.2026 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

Gender is not a binary.
⚑fight me⚑

27.02.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

fuck cisco duo, google authenticator, and other of their ilk

27.02.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

That's Mozilla herself, programming an early version of Firefox.

27.02.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 27.02.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image

19*

27.02.2026 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kum ida Bednjo (Kud ide Bednja)
YouTube video by videobednja Kum ida Bednjo (Kud ide Bednja)

bednja ja v sumem srce hrvatskega zagorja, ali te naΕ‘ guovor bute jalke teΕ‘ke razmeli

27.02.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I took one of those "I side with" political tests and it said politically I align with those orcas that keep sinking yachts.

I took one of those "I side with" political tests and it said politically I align with those orcas that keep sinking yachts.

27.02.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0