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Today is March 1st, which means February is done because February ends very quickly. Don't worry, February, it happens to a lot of months.
(It doesn't. Only you.)

You talk about having sex a lot, but the only thing you are fucking is stupid.

a sheep is standing on its hind legs in a grassy field . ALT: a sheep is standing on its hind legs in a grassy field .

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!

Trust me around your valuables. And trust my son, too.

The horse following him is ZhuGe Liang, Liu Bei's advisor (you know because he's wielding a fan, which is his signature... tool, some games shows him use it as a weapon).
Also throughout this whole thing they're speaking mock archaic Chinese extremely badly.

It's also worth noting that Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei (who's not depicted here) famously sworn in a brotherly bond and refers to each other as brothers.

These folks are cosplaying as the characters from Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The guy with the sword is Emperor Liu Bei. His horse is guided by Guan Yu, his military general, and the sword Liu Bei uses is Guan Yu's signature weapon.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist 10h I'll never stop complaining about stolen audio jacks, but wireless noise-cancelling earbuds/headphones are a game changer. (even cheap ones! you can get a surprisingly decent pair for under $40. the tech has improved so much recently.) The world is LOUD, much louder than it was just a century ago (motorized vehicles, overhead music everywhere). I'm autistic and noise-cancelling tech is what allows me to exist in public spaces. For me it's been life-changing. I honestly think most people would be less anxious/stressed if they were able to turn down the sound around them. biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist 3h oh and also they can play music too. which is nice i guess. if you're into that kind of thing #not a shitpost #actually autistic

Radiomarelli RD339
Designed by Luca Meda, Marelli
1969

What to know about the US and Israel attacks on Iran The US and Israel bomb multiple Iranian cities, including capital Tehran. Iran hits back, launching missiles at Israel.

Fuck USA and Israel, fucking terrorist states.

@xkcd.com comic about a tattoo that goes harder than a diamond

maykitz Feb 14 the 50k ice signing bonus is split across 5 years and the 10k gets added to one regular paycheck so you lose close to half of it to taxes, and allegedly there's also a repayment clause that states if you quit or get fired for any reason you're on the hook for the pre-tax amount. ngl an incredibly government move

to be honest, it's kinda hilarious - imagine being socially exiled AND being broke 🤣

For sale: ship of Theseus Condition: used, like new

Maybe he needs to read a verbose article on verbs and articles?

Murder.

#TheSecretWorld

"Up The Wolves" by The Mountain Goats // "Minotauro" by Jordi Garriga Mora