🔞 Doodler

I've mentioned that Ferdinand is, unfortunately, the most likely to start a podcast
But I just realized that Linhardt would be a TikTok nurse complaining about patients that won't stop bleeding on him

1. Claude XII The Hanged Man
2. Edelgard VII The Chariot
3. Dimitri XVIII The Moon
4. Yuri X Wheel of Fortune
5. Rhea XX Judgment

5. Dimitri is kind of already the boy who found fear if you swap the challenges for hauntings-

3. Ingrid in one of those underworld or fae worlds but they keep failing to trick her into eating their food because they seem to be some sort of vegans. So much fruit 🙄
4. Marianne + crane wife. she doesn't know what to do with all this fabric but it would be awkward to ask her to stop weaving now

1. Constance taking legal action when finding the land east of the sun and west of the moon does not actually solve her UV problems.
2. Hilda getting those fairies or elves or whatever to do her chores. First it was just the spinning, but somehow they're making her avocado toast every morning now.

continuing from the last post, Vicquemare shouldn't have been spying on them

Harry: me
Vic and Kim: mariam

#dickelysium #discoelysium

Letter to the Guardian. The protection of badgers has a long pedigree (Report, 29 August). Arthur Gore, known as "Boofy", the eighth Earl of Arran, was a fanatical defender of them. He was also a tireless campaigner for the rights of homosexuals. In 1967 he managed to push through a law in the Lords that decriminalised homosexuality but failed to pass a bill to outlaw the cruel hunting of badgers. When asked why he had not received enough support for his badger bill, he replied: "Not many badgers in the House of Lords." Tony Lywood Keswick, Cumbria

Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:

AU where the historic fantasy setting is based on a different era and/or region? 👀

Heels, by Sir Babygirl from the album Crush on Me

I haven't thought about them for, so I'll go based on vibes!

sirbabygirl.bandcamp.com/track/heels-3

Mommy, by Be Your Own Pet 11 track album

In a matter of speaking-

beyourownpet.bandcamp.com/track/worshi...

Frankenstein's Alive, by Middle-Aged Queers from the album Too F*g For Love

Hear me out-

middleagedqueers.bandcamp.com/track/franke...

Prism of Light, by Miya Folick from the album Erotica Veronica

"Prisms of light
Whisper in the trees
Wake up the child
Inside of me

There’s a hot hot heat
In my body
Heaven only knows what I need
But if you see light and you see it shining
Promise you will point it out to me"

miya.bandcamp.com/track/prism-...

Flowers To My Demons, by NNAMDÏ from the album BRAT

"Staring sideways at my fears
Till they find out it’s not my concern to hide them
I still shower with my demons
Tried to fight it now I’m not afraid to like it"

nnamdi.bandcamp.com/track/flower...

Poster text: Happy Bandcamp Day to all who celebrate. Buying an album on Bandcamp pays an artist about the same as streaming it every day for a year

#BandcampFriday 🔥

It is once again BANDCAMP FRIDAY.
Send me a character or ship + a word or trope and I will give you a song rec

"What are you doing here?" The young noble froze. Slowly, he turned around to face the last person he wanted to see. Hubert was standing at the threshold, untouched by the squares of silver light streaming in. "Is… this not my room?" Ferdinand tried. "What a careless misstep on my part!" Hubert raised the three hairs that he called an eyebrow and folded his arms. "This operetta is in rather poor taste, wouldn't you say?" Then once more, sharply: "What are you doing here?"

Calling it a situationship is crazy when the situation is they don't want you.

#ferdibert

Ferdinand's Letter - chapter I

archiveofourown.org/works/751337...

This is why sex needs to exist outside of porn! Not because it shouldn't exist in porn, but because it exists everywhere!

Yes!! Like earth-shattering orgasms can be fun to read about, but that's only one small part of everything can be and IS in this funny little world of ours.

(this overlaps with the other problem that silliness is seen as incompatible with High Art in general, but I am on the internet for porn reasons)

ponis....

It's almost more....human? Like even our sex-positive movements have been so influenced by 400-somw years of Puritan butterfly effect that to defend sex, it must be mythologized, almost a religious experience in itself.

I do think I've seen MORE silly stuff start showing up even just over the past 15+ years I've been reading up on smut. I wonder how much of that shift was due to Oglaf alone.

whether a piece is for or against Licensious Behavior™️, there really does seem to be a tendency to....avoid silliness? or frame everything as weighty decisions and life-changing orgasms and/or STDs.

the book I've been reading does make an interesting point about the cultural transition from "all (English language) drama and literature is full of dirty jokes and bedroom hijinx" to "suggestive themes are only suitable for High Art" driving a huge wedge between sex and joy.

This was genuinely a thing I had to get over with my photography

Is what I do porn? Is it art? Is it still art if the subject is horny? When does an artistic nude become a monochrome dick pic?

And eventually I realised that the distinction doesn’t actually matter because it’s purely subjective

It's a learned skill and it's easy to forget how much time it takes to develop skills when it's been ages since you mastered the basics yourself! Hell, every time I decide it's a good idea to try and learn another language I'm reminded of how arbitrary everything I know about grammar is.

up until 6am strategizing