I have seen no better theory.

If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.

They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.

a black and white photo of a woman holding a bottle of lotion . ALT: a black and white photo of a woman holding a bottle of lotion .

"Acedav-well-let's-see-how-do-we-say-that-Acedum-Menumophen-Acetaminophen."

'The Muppet Show' Is Getting a 50th Anniversary Disney+ Special It's time to play the music: Sabrina Carpenter will guest star on the one-off special set to air in 2026.

It's time to play the music: Sabrina Carpenter will guest star on the one-off special set to air in 2026.

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

Aardman's 'Pokémon' Show Looks Absolutely Delightful The 'Wallace and Gromit' creators will head to the Galar Region for 'Pokémon Tales: The Misadventures of Sirfetch'd & Pichu' in 2027.

The 'Wallace and Gromit' creators will head to the Galar Region for 'Pokémon Tales: The Misadventures of Sirfetch'd & Pichu' in 2027.

Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic

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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.

These are my favourite types of stimming! I would love to know if we have any in common or different! ✨🐌✨

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LEGO Star Wars has its first official Orange lightsaber!

Showrunner of LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy and its upcoming sequel series Pieces of the Past @benjisamit.bsky.social confirmed this was a request of Gaten Matarazzo who voices the character of Sig Greebling.

Laura Loomer‘s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

BREAKING: We're filing a lawsuit to block a Texas law that requires all public schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom.

The Original 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Movie Is Coming Back to Theaters With New Footage To celebrate the 35th anniversary of the original 'TMNT', the beloved movie is skating back into theaters—with a few new surprises.

To celebrate the 35th anniversary of the original 'TMNT', the beloved movie is skating back into theaters—with a few new surprises.

I was giving one of my kids a lil’ wedgie, like you do, and she said “you can’t wedgie me! I’ve learned to clench my butt cheeks to stop you!”

I mean, they beat the system.
Best to move on to Wet Willies.

It really is insane that a Star Wars spinoff show captured the current political moment better than literally any other piece of media.

Host: Are you saying the US did not see intelligence that the Supreme Leader had ordered weaponization?

Rubio: That’s irrelevant

Host: No, that's a key point

Rubio: No it’s not… Forget about intelligence

Nazi Playbook Nazi Playbook Nazi Playbook Nazi Playbook Nazi Playbook Nazi Playbook Nazi Playbook Nazi Playbook Nazi Playbook Nazi Playbook

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(Quietl)There are Nooo Kings in Ame-ri-caaa…..

…. AND THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH CHEE-EEEESE!..

Morning! If you're getting a Switch 2 and not sure what to do with your old one, we're always happy to take them and have a waiting list of hospitals who are wanting one

Mask up y'all, word is this one's painful as fuck (plus all the other shit that comes with COVID)

These are a few ways that I struggle with RSD, does anyone else experience anything similar or different? 😖🐌😖

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I've seen folks talk about how "in four years" they'll be able to get back to their planned projects and I really don't think that's going to work out. People & projects losing funding now will not be able to hit pause and come back once funding is restored. Hard-won progress & capacity will be lost

better yet, consider unsubscribing from HBO/Max the week before her show comes out (& if you rejoin, wait until the HP season is over). it's not enough to *not* watch it – HBO needs to know it will hurt their bottom line if they continue producing it

Please stop calling my life crisis “mid”

A New COVID Variant, NB.1.8.1, Is Starting to Spread in the U.S. What Are Its Symptoms? NB.1.8.1 recently caused surges in China and other parts of Asia. Will cases spike in the US this summer? Here's what we know about the new variant so far.

The media have been complicit with the government in covering up the threat of the ongoing Covid pandemic and the risks to the public.

If they’re recommending N95s, we should pay attention.

They don’t suggest masks lightly.

in a way it's actually really funny how little it took to completely undermine 200 years of declaration of how much America loves free speech

My fellow Cis-Hets, if you’re looking for a substantive way to help for Pride, consider that not all kids get the parents they deserve and many are turned out on the street when the come out. If you can swing it, consider donating to a local teen shelter to give kids a roof and the love they deserve

Covid taught us so much about airborne transmission

It provided an opportunity to adapt & build a “new normal” that was safer for all

Had we invested in clean air, normalized masking (especially in healthcare) and pushed for paid time off, we could have beaten the virus

We would all be healthier