Dave K 🔜 Smokeout

Enies Lobby probably

I recommend watching the Whole Cake Island arc in One Piece if you wanna have the nuttiest fever dreams of your life.

I've been frustratingly sick since Friday evening and aside from my everything being sore and having a constant headache and having no energy, the worst aspect has easily been how I'm simultaneously bored as hell but doing literally everything takes too much effort

You think I'm joking?? Is this all a joke to you??! 😆

One exciting aspect of our new web app going live next Sunday is that the design is heavily coupled to the content so I can just tell anybody who wants to add a section with lime green text and a leather grain background image that we simply don't have the technical capabilities to handle that

Congratulations!

There was a rat trapped in the compost bin, but I freed it by knocking the bin over with a stick and screaming and running away. I am benevolent and also very butch.

Need a beating early next week?

If you're findomming a straight dude you have to call tributes "breeder bucks", these are the new rules passed down from the Council of Elders

You also missed a chance to see me bottom lol

I'm surprised you aren't already in bed after your scene today 😁

Yes but this post was a joke, not a quiz

Al is white and thin. He had angular tribal style tails on his arms and chest and gauged earrings and a staff through his nose.

Al D. Sowers was body modification artist and educator. He co-founded the Association of Professional Piercers and was a founding member of Seattle Men in Leather. Sowers served on the boards of Generic Leather Productions and Washington State Mr. Leather.

I like that everybody in the "talking about kink into a microphone" world knows of BLUF and talks about BLUF but doesn't actually know what the acronym stands for, so there's always this pregnant pause when they're like "Boots and Leather... Unified... Fetish"

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I was not plugged on that day, alas

You can probably see My smile

During the Q&A after my screening, some doofus stood up and did the "statement pretending to be a question thing" about why Ray was written exhibiting toxic masculinity, as if "because that's how he wanted him to be" wasn't a valid answer. (Ignoring that the character is pretty clearly not that)

I feel like this is a knock-on effect where audiences expect every character to have an explicit explanation of why they are sympathetic, that anything problematic is perceived as an endorsement of that thing, and that plot is a riddle that needs to be solved

Very much in a mood to gear up, stuff my hole with a plug, and go for a ride on the Harley

The slave's limits have been expanded. Proud of him in so many ways

Thursday fun before a trip to the bar

And at your local bar, if it gets you and your friends in without having to pay for cover

Fuck lol

After flipping through it I cannot stress how much "leather influencer" types would probably despise this book if it was published now haha

We are so back

I'm probably going to post some incredibly tepid take and end up blacklisted from every pan-BDSM event that exists in North America because of this follow

*Ian McKellan in the marching scene from Apt Pupil voice* Be careful boy, you play with fire

Sadists take note: If you ever want to hurt me emotionally, deeply to my core, you will become a photographer and pressure me to do a Charlies Angels pose for whatever event you're promoting

Dehumanize your friends