Dave K 🔜 Folsom

Seeing ads for pan kink vs gay kink parties is always amusing. Pan is always like "if you give fully informed enthusiastic consent, you might meet a new friend!" and gay stuff is always like "real whores will cum shovel scalding hot tar into the gaping holes of the world's most disgusting f4ggots"

My shirt isn't wrinkled, but AI that I can't turn off on my phone decided it needed to be

"don't you want me" by the human league came up on the playlist while in the dungeon and I fuckin couldn't, thanks to camp

Isn't one opening tonight and the other is having a ticketed opening party that may or may not actually happen tonight in response?

My son's name is also the Chicago Eagle

I'm seeing double... FOUR Chicago Eagle bars???

Got fired from my job for posting politically violent rhetoric because I said that French Stewart wasn't actually receiving messages from the big giant head, he was just doing a funny voice

Today's the big day where a bunch of numbers get spoken into a microphone sequentially and I get kinda weepy

When a newbie asks how to be a real Leatherman, the correct response is "very carefully"

Everything about that situation is probably going to bother me forever

Very valid

Eh, it's a long story but the short version is that in 2023 a OF guy got "outed" for having a socially unacceptable fetish and the Twitter gays, businesses, and influencers shunned him for it when I think it would have been better to have been compassionate

It's adorable yes

Fake wood bedside table with a fake marble top holding a fake old clock radio with a fake wood veneer

I'm going to fake shooting myself in the head with a fake gun

PS: I just spent the evening doing incest stuff with a 60 year old boy I just met, I'm the wrong person to be telling that things that get your dick hard are representative of your real world beliefs/politics

Having it happen on Labour Day would be funny

Having it happen on 9/11 would be funnier

Hear me out: what if it doesn't happen until 9/11

Wandering Central Park is great. Walking around like "ayyy, it's the rock where Little Nicky did a paid product placement for Popeyes Chicken ova heah!"

Reminds me that I need to start packing for camp...

Being an adult gay means coming to the realization that external validation from internet strangers is my primary motivation for fitness and instead of analyzing why that is, just leaning into it and eating like a reddit gymbro to appease my tens of adoring fans

When a sub is like "is there anything I can do to please you, Sir?" My cock immediately goes "tell him you want him to tribute you a full leather uniform because the idea of wearing a physical manifestation of the depths of his submission is super hot" but I just reply "I'll let you know, boy"

Pretty sure that along with not being able to go out anywhere to eat in 2020/2021, exposure to guys in sexy gear on social media was a motivating factor to getting into shape. Can we reproduce those exact conditions without everyone's brain melting so that I can fit into my pandemic lederhosen

Alameda flea market, whatever costs like $10-20

I spent like 3 years sleeping on a mattress on the floor in a punk house, this is a part of my culture

So I doubt this is out of ignorance, I'd say that to whatever extent this is occurring, it's an intentional rejection of progressive language

Have you seen a single mention a Pride party in the past decade without some of the most insufferably pedantic people you've ever had on your phone screen reminding everyone in the comments section that the first pride was a riot and the first brick was thrown by a trans lesbian person of color?

I reject the idea that, if this is actually a thing that guys are doing, it's due to not "knowing their history".

Listen to Attwenger :)

Who is willing to accept them for how they are is reactionary gaming communities, hustle-grindset freaks, and guys who have podcasts where they yell at strippers.

So it makes sense to me that they're going to be vice-signaling and reactionary themselves.

Alongside this we have social media, where there can at times be loud "cis gays are not real queers" sentiment.